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Police seeking vehicle that purposely ran over, killed man in South Dallas
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Mint employee who hid stolen gold in rectum sentenced to 30 months
The Ontario Court judge, Peter Doody, ruled that the former Mint employee had stolen 22 gold pucks worth $165,451.14.
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The exchange rate on news is apparently 5 months.
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Pruitt wrote:Mint employee who hid stolen gold in rectum sentenced to 30 months
The Ontario Court judge, Peter Doody, ruled that the former Mint employee had stolen 22 gold pucks worth $165,451.14.
Doody, uh huh huh.
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Even I want to call these whiny bitches snowflakes. This stupidity completely waters down real protests, and gives merit to the Right's argument that the Left is intolerant of opposing views. If you don't like Toby Keith's message, don't listen.
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The Sybian wrote:Even I want to call these whiny bitches snowflakes. This stupidity completely waters down real protests, and gives merit to the Right's argument that the Left is intolerant of opposing views. If you don't like Toby Keith's message, don't listen.
You try not to listen when MURICA is all up in your ears.
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"Don't listen" doesn't cut it if we are talking about a city-hosted event.The Sybian wrote:Even I want to call these whiny bitches snowflakes. This stupidity completely waters down real protests, and gives merit to the Right's argument that the Left is intolerant of opposing views. If you don't like Toby Keith's message, don't listen.
Now maybe it's going to far to worry about Toby Keith as opposed to someone more offensive, but when it comes to a publicly sponsored or operated event, I think it is fine for the public to say who they want or don't want to perform.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Admiral, seven others charged with corruption in new ‘Fat Leonard’ indictment
Gotta read down in the story for these nuggets:
Gotta read down in the story for these nuggets:
So...it was the corn cob pipe, right? Had to have been...During a port visit by the Blue Ridge to Manila in May 2008, for example, five of the Navy officers attended a “raging multi-day party, with a rotating carousel of prostitutes,” at the Shangri-La Hotel, according to the indictment. The group allegedly drank the hotel’s entire supply of Dom Perignon champagne and rang up expenses exceeding $50,000, which Francis covered in full.
On another port visit by the Blue Ridge to Manila in February 2007, Francis allegedly hosted another sex party for officers in the MacArthur Suite of the Manila hotel. During the party, “historical memorabilia related to General Douglas MacArthur were used by the participants in sexual acts,” according to the indictment.
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BUSTED: Trump campaign chair caught in a motel room with an underage boy
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Woman Caught Stealing Gold Bracelets, Hiding Them In Buttocks
The police have booked the suspect without detention. The woman, meanwhile, attributed the crime to her tendency to steal whenever her period begins, they said.
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Article helpfully points out that by stopping his car, he avoided a form of distracted driving.
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Damned if you do and damned if you don't.sancarlos wrote:Article helpfully points out that by stopping his car, he avoided a form of distracted driving.
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Continuing a theme...
Man found 'masturbating vigorously' downtown, says he did it because he hates Portland
Man found 'masturbating vigorously' downtown, says he did it because he hates Portland
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Nebraska chef who 'hired more than 75 prostitutes to strip on his neighbor's porch as he masturbated from across the street' is arrested in the middle of a suicide attempt
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... porch.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... porch.html
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How fucking bizarre. I initially pictured the guy hiring 75 hookers at one time, and thought it was a hilarious revenge on neighbor situation. This occurred over several years, and he just wanted a strip show without paying. the poor neighbors had hookers banging on the door trying to get paid, and pimps looking for payment, without knowing why. Could you imagine? And they have kids.Baloney wrote:Nebraska chef who 'hired more than 75 prostitutes to strip on his neighbor's porch as he masturbated from across the street' is arrested in the middle of a suicide attempt
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... porch.html
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That is absolutely one of the most bizarre stories I've run across. I mean, obviously the guy isn't right in the noggin, so I hate to get all logical on him, but...
How, exactly, did he think this was going to turn out? Not paying them is pretty much the clincher that he was screaming to be caught.
How, exactly, did he think this was going to turn out? Not paying them is pretty much the clincher that he was screaming to be caught.
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Maybe I'm just naive, but was anyone else surprised there were 75 active hookers in an Omaha suburb?
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Well, I'm sure he called them in from Omaha proper as well. Maybe even as far as Council Bluffs.
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I thought it was classy of the article to include a picture of the victims' house in the article.
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Charleston police: Person in dinosaur costume allegedly growls at carriage horses, throwing driver to the ground
A person dressed as a Tyrannosaurus rex startled a pair of carriage horses in downtown Charleston on Thursday, injuring one of the horses and the driver.
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Holy shit I can't even imagine.
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We visited the catacombes in Paris a couple years ago. So many people go there, I can't imagine the kids getting lost and not found .
Edit: posted before I read the article. Now I understand.
Edit: posted before I read the article. Now I understand.
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a) I never would have broken into the catacombs for an adventure.
b) If I had, and if I was one of those kids, I;d have been dead of fear by the first morning.
b) If I had, and if I was one of those kids, I;d have been dead of fear by the first morning.
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The article said the boys were "suffering from severe cold but otherwise unharmed," then said the temperature is 59 degrees F in the tunnels. 59 seems pretty warm to be suffering from.
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It's obviously because their blood ran cold from pure terror.The Sybian wrote:The article said the boys were "suffering from severe cold but otherwise unharmed," then said the temperature is 59 degrees F in the tunnels. 59 seems pretty warm to be suffering from.
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The Sybian wrote:The article said the boys were "suffering from severe cold but otherwise unharmed," then said the temperature is 59 degrees F in the tunnels. 59 seems pretty warm to be suffering from.
Spend three days in it without good gear and call me back.
I mean. They aren't gonna lose limbs or anything but it won't be a good feeling.
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Honest to God, I'm going to have nightmares.
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Maine woman attacked by rabid raccoon drowns it in puddle
Connecting the dots quickly, Borch, then on her knees, dragged the still biting raccoon, which was scratching frantically at her hand and arms, into the puddle.
“With my thumb in its mouth, I just pushed its head down into the muck,” Borch said.
With the animal belly-up, she held its head under water. “It was still struggling and clawing at my arms. It wouldn’t let go of my thumb,” she said.
Borch said she held it there for what felt like an eternity until finally it stopped struggling and “its arms sort of of fell to the side, its chest still heaving really slowly.”
Hyperventilating and in hysterics, she pulled her thumb out of the raccoon’s mouth, “and then I just bolted as fast as I could through the underbrush,” she said.
Borch remembers looking back once to see if the raccoon had started chasing her again.
“It felt like [Stephen King’s] ‘Pet Sematary,’” she said.
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Jeez, what a moron. She should have gone with a Cujo reference.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Wow
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