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Johnnie
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by Johnnie » Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:52 pm
Not sure why I didn't notice the name of the city here back when this was posted. LOL-uisiana at its finest.
Also, 100 Swamp bucks to the person who can pronounce that name correctly.
And wasn't it Slolz that once made a Shakira Law joke here? That should have caught on long ago.
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by rass » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:42 am
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by Pruitt » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:47 am
Gold. 24 karat gold!
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by Steve of phpBB » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:49 pm
I figured the last line was going to be "Don't think at all."
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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by Johnnie » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:50 pm
Rihanna is America right now:
mister d wrote: Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote: I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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by Ryan » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:58 pm
This isn't a groundbreaking take or anything, but if that clique of female baseball reporters and wives that I follow on Twitter showed up at my house and asked them to join their very illegal and dangerous killing cult, I don't think I'd even stop to grab my phone on the way out the door.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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by mister d » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:12 pm
Is Dolan in it? If so, I'll see you in the car.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by Ryan » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:22 pm
mister d wrote: Is Dolan in it? If so, I'll see you in the car.
Yes. Her, Lana, Molly Knight, McCarthy...
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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by govmentchedda » Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:00 pm
I think the Rays just picked up a former Red Sox clique member to replace the immortal, and perfectly tanned, Todd Kalas.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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by rass » Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:43 pm
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by Johnnie » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:01 pm
mister d wrote: Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote: I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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by govmentchedda » Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:25 am
Even better with the beat.
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by Johnnie » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:51 pm
mister d wrote: Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote: I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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by mister d » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:09 am
Is it pedantic to answer that question?
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by TT2.0 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:36 am
Johnnie wrote:
Not sure why I didn't notice the name of the city here back when this was posted. LOL-uisiana at its finest.
Also, 100 Swamp bucks to the person who can pronounce that name correctly.
And wasn't it Slolz that once made a Shakira Law joke here? That should have caught on long ago.
in texas its pronounced nack a dough chez
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by Johnnie » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:36 pm
That's the other city in Texas.
The correct answer is "Nack-a-dish."
mister d wrote: Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote: I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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by TT2.0 » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:51 pm
in texas we blend them. same shit. if we are wrong in texas we create alternative facts.
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by The Sybian » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:46 pm
TT2.0 wrote: Johnnie wrote: Pruitt wrote:
Part of the Natchitoches Meat Pie Festival festivities.
Not sure why I didn't notice the name of the city here back when this was posted. LOL-uisiana at its finest.
Also, 100 Swamp bucks to the person who can pronounce that name correctly.
And wasn't it Slolz that once made a Shakira Law joke here? That should have caught on long ago.
in texas its pronounced nack a dough chez
In New Jersey it's pronounced pussy.
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by Johnnie » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:12 pm
mister d wrote: Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote: I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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by rass » Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:56 pm
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by DSafetyGuy » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:44 pm
I got a little weirded out when this appeared in my timeline (Patton Oswalt re-tweeted it):
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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by Steve of phpBB » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:59 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: I got a little weirded out when this appeared in my timeline (Patton Oswalt re-tweeted it):
Wow.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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by rass » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:19 am
epic...
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by Johnnie » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:31 pm
Heh heh.
mister d wrote: Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote: I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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by sancarlos » Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:59 pm
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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by rass » Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:09 pm
huh...
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by Steve of phpBB » Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:14 pm
rass wrote: huh...
Jesus. I hope those guys don't try to figure out my Swamp password.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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by Johnnie » Thu Mar 30, 2017 5:05 pm
I read that article. Good job, Instagram algorithm, and by extension, Facebook.
Being able to find him like that is ridiculous. There's just no way to be anonymous.
mister d wrote: Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote: I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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by rass » Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:14 pm
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by Brontoburglar » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:55 am
the new reply feature and display sucks so bad
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by brian » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:57 am
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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by rass » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:58 am
It really seems as if it was written for someone like me who almost exclusively consumes and never actually tweets/responds.
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by Ryan » Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:02 pm
Replying to Brontoburglar
It sure does
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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by sancarlos » Sun Apr 02, 2017 11:20 am
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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by DSafetyGuy » Sun Apr 02, 2017 11:41 am
Anyone else believe Twitter's "In Case You Missed It" crap is just tweets they pulled out of the normal spot your timeline, then lumped them together under the assumption that you follow too many people to actually notice what you have and have not already read?
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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by Sabo » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:39 am
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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by mister d » Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:29 am
This probably only works if you know the backstory of the Wall St. statue "controversy" but boy does it work ...
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by Giff » Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:48 am
If that's Joe Pa, it doesn't work cause that's a girl.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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by brian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:54 pm
Giff wrote: If that's Joe Pa, it doesn't work cause that's a girl.
I'm sure JoePa would have also looked the other way at little girls being raped if it meant he got to keep his job.
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