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Google image search didn't help. Seems like a random hottie. Lots of pics like that on Reddit.
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Johnnie wrote:Google image search didn't help.
Maybe not. But it was quite enjoyable.

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The water mark on the photo is her name. 3.2 million Insta followers.

https://www.instagram.com/rosannaarkle/
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You know, I tend to (officially) like my women to be middle-aged and Jewish, but in this woman's case, I'll make an exception.

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What is the endgame for a woman with millions of Instagram followers? A modeling contract, or a movie deal? Does that actually occur? Or, is it simply feeding her ego?
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sancarlos wrote:What is the endgame for a woman with millions of Instagram followers? A modeling contract, or a movie deal? Does that actually occur? Or, is it simply feeding her ego?
I guess "making a guy in Toronto happy" isn't sufficient.

As I scrolled through the lovely and talented Ms. Arkle's pictures, I noticed that in a lot of them she was posing with fitness products, supplements and was modelling certain clothes.

I imagine that some of these women can make money doing this stuff.
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Yup. Sponsored posts. When you can reach 9.3 million people, like the Cassh Me Ousside girl, you get paid when you whore yourself for a product.

https://www.instagram.com/bhadbhabie/
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Johnnie wrote:Yup. Sponsored posts. When you can reach 9.3 million people, like the Cassh Me Ousside girl, you get paid when you whore yourself for a product.

https://www.instagram.com/bhadbhabie/
My brain just shrunk.
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I love Instagram thots, man. Cross tattoo with "I am second" written under it while putting a blue heart over her vagina cleavage because her "bikini bottoms are being difficult."



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So "I am second" means Jesus comes first?

Wouldn't have guessed that she'd date a Mexican.
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sancarlos wrote:What is the endgame for a woman with millions of Instagram followers? A modeling contract, or a movie deal? Does that actually occur? Or, is it simply feeding her ego?
I saw a piece on Instagram models, I'm thinking 60 Minutes. An Australian girl, 19 or 20 years old, was raking in enormous money. Something like $300,000 from a clothing company to post a picture wearing their dress. She was fed up with the fakeness of it all and quit. She posted "bad" pictures to show girls that she has to take 100s of pictures to get one where she looks good enough to post. I think it is like the modeling version of self-publishing a book.
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Along with Syb's post, here is an article about a couple who live in a van and make money through sponsorship in social media.

#VANLIFE, THE BOHEMIAN SOCIAL-MEDIA MOVEMENT
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Daisy.

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You guys brought her up when discussing Brockmire...





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Pruitt wrote:So "I am second" means Jesus comes first?
Jesus is a selfish lover....
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Damn, when's the sex tape drop?

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Ashley Alban. You're welcome.

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I had no idea Paulina Gretzky had this tattoo.

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This pic, according to the url, is from 2014.
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Any woman in Canada with that tattoo, that's cool.

But that photo is disturbing.
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Pruitt wrote:Any woman in Canada with that tattoo, that's cool.

But that photo is disturbing.
Plus, you'd think Gretzky's daughter could afford to eat.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Any woman in Canada with that tattoo, that's cool.

But that photo is disturbing.
Plus, you'd think Gretzky's daughter could afford to eat.
Yeah, that's really disturbing.

plus, why is she imitating Gilbert Gottfried?
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I was looking at the placement of the tattoo. Not that she had one.
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Took me a second look to find the tattoo.
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9.7 million followers. Not even in porn, sadly.

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Alison Brie is nude in her new show Glow and the internet is going crazy trying to perfect the speed and contrast of the scenes in which she's naked. This is the best so far.

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Johnnie wrote:
Juuuuuust had a kid.

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Obviously she cares so much for the kid that she's posing like that so everyone can see.

Kid's gonna be fucked up.

But nice boobs!
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Yea, the boobs are great.

The cringeworthy "OH MY GOD I HAD A KID. THE MIRACLE OF MAKING BABIES WITH MY BODY." wall of text I could live without.

Fuck, are so many women like that on Instagram. And the "you go girl" responses are equally ridiculous.
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Johnnie wrote:Yea, the boobs are great.

The cringeworthy "OH MY GOD I HAD A KID. THE MIRACLE OF MAKING BABIES WITH MY BODY." wall of text I could live without.

Fuck, are so many women like that on Instagram. And the "you go girl" responses are equally ridiculous.
Must be a generational thing - but the whole point of social media seems to be "look at me. I SAID LOOK AT ME!"

But like I said, nice boobs.
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Adria Rae and Megan Rain reenact a famous scene from a popular movie:

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To bring it back from not safe for work and when my wife is around at home, to just NSFW...

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Her form is shit and her supplements brand worse, but that ass tho...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXtEdDpF4qu/
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Because of football I actually watched tv yesterday and there's Alexis Ren in a commercial for that mobile game where you have armies or some shit.

I used to think that Jennifer Love Hewitt was the pinnacle of "hot girl getting by on zero talent with big boobs" but then Instagram was invented and she was dethroned thereafter.
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Johnnie wrote:Because of football I actually watched tv yesterday and there's Alexis Ren in a commercial for that mobile game where you have armies or some shit.

I used to think that Jennifer Love Hewitt was the pinnacle of "hot girl getting by on zero talent with big boobs" but then Instagram was invented and she was dethroned thereafter.


The throne once occupied by Raquel Welch of course.

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We evacuated to our friends' place in Jupiter. Three houses down? This lovely divorcee.
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Amanda Dufner. Apparently I can't link a photo well from the phone.
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