MLB 2017- May
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His hat's on the right way, what are you talking about
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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stop piling on
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Cabrera's 450th HR yesterday put him in this club. Guys with a .320 career BA, 2,500+ hits, 450+ HRs and 1500+ RBI.
Ruth
Williams
Foxx
Gehrig
Musial
Cabrera
Ruth
Williams
Foxx
Gehrig
Musial
Cabrera
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Transcript of the bottom of the 2nd inning:
THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT
(Repeat 573 times)
THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT
(Repeat 573 times)
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Well, this did happen at a Cardinals game this week:Rex wrote:Whoa guys let's settle down here, I think I know what's going on, we're all a little frustrated and disappointed this didn't happen at a Cardinals game first.
The scene where they believe the bullet may have been fired from isn't even that close to Busch Stadium -- it's about a mile away. But St. Louis has way too many people who just fire their guns off into the air (I hear a ton of celebratory fire on New Year's and July 4th, for example), and I'm actually surprised this type of accident isn't more common here. But getting hit with a random falling bullet while sitting behind the Cardinals' dugout is pretty nuts.Police are investigating after a woman attending a St. Louis Cardinals baseball game at Busch Stadium was struck by a stray bullet.
Police say the 34-year-old victim was inside the ballpark Tuesday during the game against the Milwaukee Brewers when she felt pain in her arm. She went to a first-aid station for treatment. A bullet was later found near her seat.
Police believe the bullet came from outside the stadium.
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I miss the billboards that would appear every December in LA to ask people not to shoot their guns into the air on New Year's because "what goes up must come down".Joe K wrote:The scene where they believe the bullet may have been fired from isn't even that close to Busch Stadium -- it's about a mile away. But St. Louis has way too many people who just fire their guns off into the air (I hear a ton of celebratory fire on New Year's and July 4th, for example), and I'm actually surprised this type of accident isn't more common here. But getting hit with a random falling bullet while sitting behind the Cardinals' dugout is pretty nuts.
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Yikes. Well we all know that sort of thing won't be happening at SunTrust Park.
[because nobody would be sitting in that seat, lol!]
[because nobody would be sitting in that seat, lol!]
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Loved the leisurely home run trot from Machado last night.
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And some of the national talking heads are trying to make a big deal out of it in a negative way. Isn't a slow homerun trot the kind of non-violent response that should be applauded. Fuck, people are weird about baseball and unwritten rules and shit. If I was Machado, I may have moonwalked the entire trip around the bases.brian wrote:Loved the leisurely home run trot from Machado last night.
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Comparing Aprils to Oranges here but...
Leaguewide batting average at a cool .248 right now. Fewer non-HR hits per game than any year ever.
Leaguewide batting average at a cool .248 right now. Fewer non-HR hits per game than any year ever.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I think the next media type who complains about unwritten rules and "playing the right way" (code for not being Latino or black) needs a Chapman fastball aimed at their noggin.tennbengal wrote:And some of the national talking heads are trying to make a big deal out of it in a negative way. Isn't a slow homerun trot the kind of non-violent response that should be applauded. Fuck, people are weird about baseball and unwritten rules and shit. If I was Machado, I may have moonwalked the entire trip around the bases.brian wrote:Loved the leisurely home run trot from Machado last night.
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MLB is having real issues on my end, anyway, with the at bat app this year. Cubs/Yankees game not live for gameday yet on phone or computer. That has happened a LOT this year for a variety of games.
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It was Greenberg this morning that was being all weird about it. Maybe he was just trying to be controversial but he sounded like more of a tool than usual with it.mister d wrote:Can someone feed me some Boston fans whining about the slow trot? I'd looooooove that.
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That home run was beautiful. And yeah, he earned that trot. Loved every moment of it.
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I must owe bengal an avatar, right?
Like much of technology, particularly streaming internet, MLB At Bat worked just fine a couple of years ago, but with greater complexity and crapification, it is going downhill fast. I am having issues more and more often.
Like much of technology, particularly streaming internet, MLB At Bat worked just fine a couple of years ago, but with greater complexity and crapification, it is going downhill fast. I am having issues more and more often.
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What a shit weekend for the Giants.
K-Rod not feeling too good about his closer role in Detroit, either, I bet.
K-Rod not feeling too good about his closer role in Detroit, either, I bet.
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There will be "discussions" about what to do with the closer spot. If only Ausmus would hold an opinion of any merit.sancarlos wrote:K-Rod not feeling too good about his closer role in Detroit, either, I bet.
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Seriously, this blowsRyan wrote:Comparing Aprils to Oranges here but...
Leaguewide batting average at a cool .248 right now. Fewer non-HR hits per game than any year ever.
(Per team, per game)
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Assuming better analytics/defensive shifts/improvements in overall defense are mostly to thank?mister d wrote:Lowest BABIP since 1992 right now.
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you'd think forcing batters to hit the other way against the shift would reduce strikeouts.brian wrote:Assuming better analytics/defensive shifts/improvements in overall defense are mostly to thank?mister d wrote:Lowest BABIP since 1992 right now.
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No one tries to teach this, from some things I've read. I'd have to try to find them, but the gist was that teams prefer to leverage the natural swing and go from there. Less Joey Vottos, more Mashers.degenerasian wrote:you'd think forcing batters to hit the other way against the shift would reduce strikeouts.brian wrote:Assuming better analytics/defensive shifts/improvements in overall defense are mostly to thank?mister d wrote:Lowest BABIP since 1992 right now.
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good grief, are the Yankees ever going to stop playing interleague games?
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I'm positive we've done this here, but "just go the other way" is a real way to fuck up interest in baseball. No one wants to watch a parade of guys who can't hit like Jeter/Gwynn/Boggs try to hit like those guys.
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Yeah, I've been of the mindset that if you want to gin up interest in the sport, you should do away with the shift entirely.mister d wrote:I'm positive we've done this here, but "just go the other way" is a real way to fuck up interest in baseball. No one wants to watch a parade of guys who can't hit like Jeter/Gwynn/Boggs try to hit like those guys.
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What's more exciting: the walk-off HR or the walk-off outfield assist? Right now, I vote the latter.
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I don't know if there's an OFThrowF/X yet, but that had to be damn near perfect. Send was the right move, whatever the result.
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Want to see fireworks tonight? Tune into Jays-Braves. Jays have hit 7 batters in the first 3 games so far and broke Freeman's wrist. Pillar then called Motte a faggot and Bautista bat flipped after a solo home run that cut the lead to 8-4.
Braves throw at Bautista's head in the 1st inning tonight, guaranteed. Braves have won 3 games in the series, they don't really care about this one if it means fighting.
Braves throw at Bautista's head in the 1st inning tonight, guaranteed. Braves have won 3 games in the series, they don't really care about this one if it means fighting.
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The Yankees are the milquetoastiest of the AL East by far. That's where we are right now.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Now that Pedro is retired, nobody throws at anybody's head on purpose.degenerasian wrote:Braves throw at Bautista's head in the 1st inning tonight, guaranteed.
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What did Pillar say? I assume it was 'faggot' or some variant, but of course it is difficult to find, pc and all.
eta: How do you not eject Tehran right fucking now? Baseball can be so fucking stupid about this issue.
etaa: ball don't fucking lie. Hope ATL loses 1-0.
eta: How do you not eject Tehran right fucking now? Baseball can be so fucking stupid about this issue.
etaa: ball don't fucking lie. Hope ATL loses 1-0.
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@SNstats
#BlueJays Luke Maile & Marcus Stroman are the first AL catcher / pitcher in history to hit back-to-back Home Runs in an interleague game
#BlueJays Luke Maile & Marcus Stroman are the first AL catcher / pitcher in history to hit back-to-back Home Runs in an interleague game
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Video here: http://deadspin.com/mlb-is-investigatin ... 1795334576howard wrote:What did Pillar say? I assume it was 'faggot' or some variant, but of course it is difficult to find, pc and all.
eta: How do you not eject Tehran right fucking now? Baseball can be so fucking stupid about this issue.
etaa: ball don't fucking lie. Hope ATL loses 1-0.
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This is might be deserving of its own thread, but listening to to Mike Schmidt and John Kruk has to be the worst audio experience in MLB. Is anyone even close to being that bad?
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I take it you never heard Thom Brennaman.
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