Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Johnnie » Fri Apr 28, 2017 2:39 pm

Google image search didn't help. Seems like a random hottie. Lots of pics like that on Reddit.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:13 pm

Johnnie wrote:Google image search didn't help.
Maybe not. But it was quite enjoyable.

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Post by Johnnie » Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:05 pm

The water mark on the photo is her name. 3.2 million Insta followers.

https://www.instagram.com/rosannaarkle/
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:28 pm

You know, I tend to (officially) like my women to be middle-aged and Jewish, but in this woman's case, I'll make an exception.

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by sancarlos » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:38 pm

What is the endgame for a woman with millions of Instagram followers? A modeling contract, or a movie deal? Does that actually occur? Or, is it simply feeding her ego?
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:44 pm

sancarlos wrote:What is the endgame for a woman with millions of Instagram followers? A modeling contract, or a movie deal? Does that actually occur? Or, is it simply feeding her ego?
I guess "making a guy in Toronto happy" isn't sufficient.

As I scrolled through the lovely and talented Ms. Arkle's pictures, I noticed that in a lot of them she was posing with fitness products, supplements and was modelling certain clothes.

I imagine that some of these women can make money doing this stuff.
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Post by Johnnie » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:29 pm

Yup. Sponsored posts. When you can reach 9.3 million people, like the Cassh Me Ousside girl, you get paid when you whore yourself for a product.

https://www.instagram.com/bhadbhabie/
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:49 pm

Johnnie wrote:Yup. Sponsored posts. When you can reach 9.3 million people, like the Cassh Me Ousside girl, you get paid when you whore yourself for a product.

https://www.instagram.com/bhadbhabie/
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Johnnie » Mon May 01, 2017 5:56 pm

I love Instagram thots, man. Cross tattoo with "I am second" written under it while putting a blue heart over her vagina cleavage because her "bikini bottoms are being difficult."



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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Mon May 01, 2017 6:19 pm

So "I am second" means Jesus comes first?

Wouldn't have guessed that she'd date a Mexican.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by The Sybian » Mon May 01, 2017 8:01 pm

sancarlos wrote:What is the endgame for a woman with millions of Instagram followers? A modeling contract, or a movie deal? Does that actually occur? Or, is it simply feeding her ego?
I saw a piece on Instagram models, I'm thinking 60 Minutes. An Australian girl, 19 or 20 years old, was raking in enormous money. Something like $300,000 from a clothing company to post a picture wearing their dress. She was fed up with the fakeness of it all and quit. She posted "bad" pictures to show girls that she has to take 100s of pictures to get one where she looks good enough to post. I think it is like the modeling version of self-publishing a book.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by DSafetyGuy » Tue May 02, 2017 10:22 am

Along with Syb's post, here is an article about a couple who live in a van and make money through sponsorship in social media.

#VANLIFE, THE BOHEMIAN SOCIAL-MEDIA MOVEMENT
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Post by Rush2112 » Tue May 02, 2017 3:39 pm

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Post by Johnnie » Tue May 02, 2017 11:04 pm

You guys brought her up when discussing Brockmire...





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Post by DaveInSeattle » Wed May 03, 2017 9:28 am

Pruitt wrote:So "I am second" means Jesus comes first?
Jesus is a selfish lover....

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Post by Johnnie » Sat May 13, 2017 7:09 pm

Damn, when's the sex tape drop?

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Post by Johnnie » Sat May 20, 2017 9:07 pm

Ashley Alban. You're welcome.

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Post by Johnnie » Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:08 pm

I had no idea Paulina Gretzky had this tattoo.

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This pic, according to the url, is from 2014.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:40 pm

Any woman in Canada with that tattoo, that's cool.

But that photo is disturbing.
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Post by Steve of phpBB » Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:28 pm

Pruitt wrote:Any woman in Canada with that tattoo, that's cool.

But that photo is disturbing.
Plus, you'd think Gretzky's daughter could afford to eat.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Post by Pruitt » Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:35 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Any woman in Canada with that tattoo, that's cool.

But that photo is disturbing.
Plus, you'd think Gretzky's daughter could afford to eat.
Yeah, that's really disturbing.

plus, why is she imitating Gilbert Gottfried?
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Post by Johnnie » Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:37 pm

I was looking at the placement of the tattoo. Not that she had one.
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Post by tennbengal » Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:51 pm

Took me a second look to find the tattoo.

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Post by Pruitt » Sat Jun 24, 2017 2:39 pm

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Post by Johnnie » Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:21 am

9.7 million followers. Not even in porn, sadly.

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Post by Johnnie » Thu Jun 29, 2017 7:42 pm

Alison Brie is nude in her new show Glow and the internet is going crazy trying to perfect the speed and contrast of the scenes in which she's naked. This is the best so far.

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Post by Johnnie » Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:41 pm

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Juuuuuust had a kid.

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Post by Pruitt » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:19 pm

Obviously she cares so much for the kid that she's posing like that so everyone can see.

Kid's gonna be fucked up.

But nice boobs!
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Post by Johnnie » Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:41 pm

Yea, the boobs are great.

The cringeworthy "OH MY GOD I HAD A KID. THE MIRACLE OF MAKING BABIES WITH MY BODY." wall of text I could live without.

Fuck, are so many women like that on Instagram. And the "you go girl" responses are equally ridiculous.
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Post by Pruitt » Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:26 pm

Johnnie wrote:Yea, the boobs are great.

The cringeworthy "OH MY GOD I HAD A KID. THE MIRACLE OF MAKING BABIES WITH MY BODY." wall of text I could live without.

Fuck, are so many women like that on Instagram. And the "you go girl" responses are equally ridiculous.
Must be a generational thing - but the whole point of social media seems to be "look at me. I SAID LOOK AT ME!"

But like I said, nice boobs.
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Post by Johnnie » Sun Jul 02, 2017 10:37 am

Adria Rae and Megan Rain reenact a famous scene from a popular movie:

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Post by Rush2112 » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:53 am

To bring it back from not safe for work and when my wife is around at home, to just NSFW...

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Post by Johnnie » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:14 pm

Her form is shit and her supplements brand worse, but that ass tho...

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Post by Johnnie » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:47 am

Because of football I actually watched tv yesterday and there's Alexis Ren in a commercial for that mobile game where you have armies or some shit.

I used to think that Jennifer Love Hewitt was the pinnacle of "hot girl getting by on zero talent with big boobs" but then Instagram was invented and she was dethroned thereafter.
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Post by Pruitt » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:07 pm

Johnnie wrote:Because of football I actually watched tv yesterday and there's Alexis Ren in a commercial for that mobile game where you have armies or some shit.

I used to think that Jennifer Love Hewitt was the pinnacle of "hot girl getting by on zero talent with big boobs" but then Instagram was invented and she was dethroned thereafter.


The throne once occupied by Raquel Welch of course.

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Post by govmentchedda » Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:06 pm

We evacuated to our friends' place in Jupiter. Three houses down? This lovely divorcee.
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Post by govmentchedda » Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:20 pm

Amanda Dufner. Apparently I can't link a photo well from the phone.
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