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Post by Pruitt » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:40 pm

Awesome and awe inspiring.
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Post by rass » Thu Jun 15, 2017 5:55 am

Don't bother flipping back to the previous page guys. It's just an astronomy pic.
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Post by brian » Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:30 pm

I don't know why this fake Big Dog T-shirt makes me laugh so much.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Jun 15, 2017 2:45 pm

Pretty much right there with you.
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Post by Johnnie » Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:49 pm

It's because you can hear the voice you'd attribute to the dog. Then you see him tilt his head, snap point, and nod while saying a punchline that is completely unexpected.
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Post by brian » Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:36 pm

Johnnie wrote:It's because you can hear the voice you'd attribute to the dog. Then you see him tilt his head, snap point, and nod while saying a punchline that is completely unexpected.
I don't know if it was intentional but you explaining the joke is almost as funny.
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Post by mister d » Thu Jun 15, 2017 11:03 pm

Dogs don't wear sunglasses.
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Post by Rush2112 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 1:13 am

mister d wrote:Dogs don't wear sunglasses.
That particular breed doesn't.
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brian wrote:
Johnnie wrote:It's because you can hear the voice you'd attribute to the dog. Then you see him tilt his head, snap point, and nod while saying a punchline that is completely unexpected.
I don't know if it was intentional but you explaining the joke is almost as funny.
So you do know why it was funny! Why you gotta lie?
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Post by Johnnie » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:50 pm

Yo. Is this dude sick? Or secretly just 14 with a big head?

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Post by Pruitt » Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:01 pm

Old time Al Sharpton...
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Toronto harbour.
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Post by sancarlos » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:12 pm

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Post by Johnnie » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:11 am

Whoa, whoa, whoa...holy shit.

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Post by brian » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:13 am

I know I'm an "old" but what am I supposed to be amazed by there?
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Post by Johnnie » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:22 am

Ice cream on cereal. Specifically Golden Grahams. (That's my favorite cereal.) It's one of those "how did no one* ever think of this before?" moments.

*I mean someone did, but the majority didn't, hence "pause."

I mean, you should see people's faces when I say "put peanut butter on your s'mores." It's similar to this:

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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.

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Post by The Sybian » Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:40 pm

Johnnie wrote:Ice cream on cereal. Specifically Golden Grahams. (That's my favorite cereal.) It's one of those "how did no one* ever think of this before?" moments.

I'm so old I thought it was Cinnamon Toast Crunch until I saw this post. Yeah, I imagine when the vanilla ice cream starts melting, that would be amazing.
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The Sybian wrote:
Johnnie wrote:Ice cream on cereal. Specifically Golden Grahams. (That's my favorite cereal.) It's one of those "how did no one* ever think of this before?" moments.

I'm so old I thought it was Cinnamon Toast Crunch until I saw this post. Yeah, I imagine when the vanilla ice cream starts melting, that would be amazing.
And vanilla cinnamon is my favorite ice cream. So that combo would be awesome too.
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Post by mister d » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:25 am

I think this is half "you guys are idiots" and probably half an admission because its not a super cool cereal like Golden Grahams, but I used to add Special K to ice cream as a kid all the time because most things are better crunchy.
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Vegas Golden Knights retired numbers:
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Post by Pruitt » Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:45 am

The section on choosing diapers must be very interesting!
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Post by sancarlos » Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:57 am

That's hilarious. Baby needs some Huggies!

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Post by howard » Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:00 pm

I wanted to answer this post (which is extremely NSFanywhere)

with this:

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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:47 am

We need to stop erasing names in cases of extreme stupidity such as that.

The public needs to know who to avoid.
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Post by The Sybian » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:58 am

DSafetyGuy wrote:We need to stop erasing names in cases of extreme stupidity such as that.

The public needs to know who to avoid.


I'm all for protecting people's privacy, but that person openly posted on a public social media page. Why are we protecting their privacy? If it was a private text message, sure, block their names, but they intentionally posted that for public consumption.
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Post by mister d » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:16 pm

The risk is someone creating a fake account in your name, right?
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Post by Johnnie » Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:18 pm

The comments are gold.

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Post by Johnnie » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:59 pm

Seriously? 12 years old? Awful. I'm around 203, for comparison.

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Post by sancarlos » Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:53 am

Kid will be playing defensive tackle for Alabama in six years.
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:33 am

It's fucking August.

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Post by Pruitt » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:50 am

Johnny Carwash wrote:It's fucking August.

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Pruitt wrote:
Johnny Carwash wrote:It's fucking August.

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Last week I saw a row of Christmas-themed adult colouring books at the local Shoppers Drug Mart (think Walgreens without beer)


Oh, so just like Walgreens.
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:02 pm

It looks like somehow the image I posted disappeared somehow. For posterity, it was a rack of Pumpkin Spice Cheerios already up in fucking mid-August.
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