They should just wind up and kick you in the guy veggies instead. Jeez.P.D.X. wrote:Disappointment of the day: Ordered pad gai, spicy, on account of being stuffed up from a lingering cold. Get home and open it up to find fried rice instead. WTF? Of all the items to get my order mixed up with, it had to be that. RICE IS NOT A MEAL.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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RIght? They also gave me a couple of salad rolls because the wait was long. That was cool until I realized they gave me nothing to dip them in. Was like eating a fistful of lettuce.
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ETA: No idea why I posted this in the FB thread.P.D.X. wrote:RIght? They also gave me a couple of salad rolls because the wait was long. That was cool until I realized they gave me nothing to dip them in. Was like eating a fistful of lettuce.
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Yeah, I wasn't sure if you were lodging your own complaint or making fun of someone else bitching on FB. In the end I figured it didn't matter.P.D.X. wrote:ETA: No idea why I posted this in the FB thread.P.D.X. wrote:RIght? They also gave me a couple of salad rolls because the wait was long. That was cool until I realized they gave me nothing to dip them in. Was like eating a fistful of lettuce.
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obligatory that was a terrible idea that did not end well for us.BSF21 wrote:Ahhh pulling the old TT on NHA's old board huh?Icepenis wrote:Ok, joined the group. I'm going to lay low and then in a month, unless SC tells me not to because he loves Grand Junction's majestic hills and fertile valleys, I'm going to thank everybody for joining my group.
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A friend who works at a resort in Steamboat posted this gem, which they received in the mail today.
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The absolutely most annoying thing in the history of ever with regards to Christians is their abundant use of unnecessary capitalization of words that aren't proper nouns or sentence beginners.
Put down the Bible and read a fucking book on the English language every once in a while. Fahk. And 4th generation Texan? Because your lineage is so much better than everyone else's.
Man, if I were a decent writer I'd write a rebuttal.
Put down the Bible and read a fucking book on the English language every once in a while. Fahk. And 4th generation Texan? Because your lineage is so much better than everyone else's.
Man, if I were a decent writer I'd write a rebuttal.
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Which reminds me...just who are the Founding Principals?
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As a Colorado native, I had to chuckle at that note. With apologies to Giff and TT, I can safely say that the most common prejudice held by Coloradoans is against Texans. Generally held to be loud, obnoxious and poorly behaved tourists. When I told my friends years ago that I was moving from Denver to Dallas, I received many, many incredulous replies, of, "you're moving, WHERE?"
Of course, now I live in California - the state that is the regarded in second-lowest esteem by the natives, there. But, for the rest of you - it's all good.
Of course, now I live in California - the state that is the regarded in second-lowest esteem by the natives, there. But, for the rest of you - it's all good.
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Well, how dare Colorado not hide the gay and the pot away whilst Texans are visiting.
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You can take our names of the mailing list. Or you can leave them on. It's your call, really.
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I'm not really up on the latest fads but I'll assume that a "love steamboat" is some sort of unusual sex act involving poop.
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Skinner and Super Nintendo Chalmerstennbengal wrote:Which reminds me...just who are the Founding Principals?
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no apologies necessary. Texas should probably apologize for itself a little more often. If I lived in the Texas-y part of Texas instead of the ghetto, filled with gorgeous black women with huge asses part of Texas i'd probably be a little annoyed too.sancarlos wrote:As a Colorado native, I had to chuckle at that note. With apologies to Giff and TT, I can safely say that the most common prejudice held by Coloradoans is against Texans. Generally held to be loud, obnoxious and poorly behaved tourists. When I told my friends years ago that I was moving from Denver to Dallas, I received many, many incredulous replies, of, "you're moving, WHERE?"
Of course, now I live in California - the state that is the regarded in second-lowest esteem by the natives, there. But, for the rest of you - it's all good.
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No apologies needed here either, even though I'm sure it's overblown and full of stereotypes. I really should just start posting a journal of obnoxious assholes I meet either on my travels or who happen to come to Texas, cause I can assure you we're not the only blowhards.
This is all from someone who cannot see what was posted in the first place thanks to work filters.
This is all from someone who cannot see what was posted in the first place thanks to work filters.
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Scottie wrote:I'm not really up on the latest fads but I'll assume that a "love steamboat" is some sort of unusual sex act involving poop.
It's so much hotter in print.
Plus, you can win Seattle [strikethrough]Steamboat[/no more strikethrough] Sounders tickets.
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Not sure if this counts, but as i am neither Christian, Muslim or Gay, I have to wonder why I constantly get ads touting dating services and themed cruises that are aimed for members of these three groups.
Methinks Facebook's targeted marketing algorithims need a bit of work.
Methinks Facebook's targeted marketing algorithims need a bit of work.
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ChristianMingle.com - Because with Jesus, you're always having a threesome.Pruitt wrote:Not sure if this counts, but as i am neither Christian, Muslim or Gay, I have to wonder why I constantly get ads touting dating services and themed cruises that are aimed for members of these three groups.
Methinks Facebook's targeted marketing algorithims need a bit of work.
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No, they're just throwing bait out there, waiting for you to pick one. Then they'll know.Pruitt wrote:Not sure if this counts, but as i am neither Christian, Muslim or Gay, I have to wonder why I constantly get ads touting dating services and themed cruises that are aimed for members of these three groups.
Methinks Facebook's targeted marketing algorithims need a bit of work.
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A friend of mine went out to eat and happened to sit at the table next to the Honey Boo Boo clan. She posted a pic on FB. All of her friends were like "OMG! That show is so funny! Mama June is looking better after losing weight!"
I'm feeling nothing but rage. I really don't want to be the guy who goes apeshit on her wall, but I feel I need to do humanity a favor and apologize to her later.
I'm feeling nothing but rage. I really don't want to be the guy who goes apeshit on her wall, but I feel I need to do humanity a favor and apologize to her later.
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Our very own TT is going to fight a Texans player in the parking lot over a preseason football game.Was too pissed off to post yesterday. I don't care if it is preseason game, fuck losing to the saints. also, I don't think i've ever hated a texans player as much as I hate kareem jackson. He does not want to see me in the parking lot at reliant.
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I was dying when I read that too.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I wish I cared about anything as much as TT cares about preseason football.
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fight? fuck no. I weigh 140. Shoot. This is Texas. Always shoot.Gunpowder wrote:Our very own TT is going to fight a Texans player in the parking lot over a preseason football game.Was too pissed off to post yesterday. I don't care if it is preseason game, fuck losing to the saints. also, I don't think i've ever hated a texans player as much as I hate kareem jackson. He does not want to see me in the parking lot at reliant.
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I am pretty sure that it is illegal to threaten to shoot someone, even if you are writing the post, while living in Texas...TT2.0 wrote:fight? fuck no. I weigh 140. Shoot. This is Texas. Always shoot.Gunpowder wrote:Our very own TT is going to fight a Texans player in the parking lot over a preseason football game.Was too pissed off to post yesterday. I don't care if it is preseason game, fuck losing to the saints. also, I don't think i've ever hated a texans player as much as I hate kareem jackson. He does not want to see me in the parking lot at reliant.
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do we need to start a "things beyond ridiculous you read on Facebook" thread?
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good lord. if I can't even joke about shooting subpar db's on the swamp, i don't need to be here anymore. Thats practically a hug compared to what i used to write about reggie bush.TT2.0 wrote:Gunpowder wrote:Was too pissed off to post yesterday. I don't care if it is preseason game, fuck losing to the saints. also, I don't think i've ever hated a texans player as much as I hate kareem jackson. He does not want to see me in the parking lot at reliant.
I am pretty sure that it is illegal to threaten to shoot someone, even if you are writing the post, while living in Texas...
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The other day, I posted something about Bill Nye being on DWTS with some science analogies about how I hate it. Anyway, some girl says, "I'm repulsed like electrons repel protons."
Not a huge deal of course but a little embarrassing since she's the frickin' chair of a high school science department.
Not a huge deal of course but a little embarrassing since she's the frickin' chair of a high school science department.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I only have one word for you J-Lo....
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
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It's so much more intimidating on paper.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Speaking of Mr. Nye, he was hurt during tapings of "Dancing with the Stars".Jerloma wrote:The other day, I posted something about Bill Nye being on DWTS with some science analogies about how I hate it. Anyway, some girl says, "I'm repulsed like electrons repel protons."
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Sabo wrote:Speaking of Mr. Nye, he was hurt during tapings of "Dancing with the Stars".Jerloma wrote:The other day, I posted something about Bill Nye being on DWTS with some science analogies about how I hate it. Anyway, some girl says, "I'm repulsed like electrons repel protons."
I decided to look up Bill Nye's partner. Nice work.
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She got docked a ton of points in the "stand like a regular human" portion of the challenge.
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She has kind of a weird bum, no?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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J-lo, that's called a glute. It's not just a fat pad--it's a muscle too!
Aw, fudgit. Rass' retort was better. As usual.
Aw, fudgit. Rass' retort was better. As usual.
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It's some impressive lumbar flexion
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That's just a fancy term for weird bum.Brontoburglar wrote:It's some impressive lumbar flexion
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nah, it's just what's making her butt look weird.Jerloma wrote:That's just a fancy term for weird bum.Brontoburglar wrote:It's some impressive lumbar flexion
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