Hurricane Irma

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howard wrote: Cable news is maintaining the usual level of worthlessness.


The worst is when they don't properly screen the mic, so now you've got some person babbling incomprehensibly because rain drops are literally washing out whatever they are saying.

The "reporter getting blown around by the wind" is so stupid. You're not actually providing any useful information. We would all learn the same thing by just putting a scarecrow out there.
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CNN has a dude in Punta Gorda. Showing the waters receding prior to the storm surge coming later today. Pretty freaky to see what is obviously the bottom of the harbor without any water.

5-8 foot surge expected there.
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Nonlinear FC wrote:CNN has a dude in Punta Gorda. Showing the waters receding prior to the storm surge coming later today. Pretty freaky to see what is obviously the bottom of the harbor without any water.

5-8 foot surge expected there.


That's where my buddy's condo is. They're not expecting good news when they head back.
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He's a professional storm chaser who was featured on nbcs coverage today.
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Still. Not necessary.
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Apparently we don't have weather forecasts in the midwest

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Probably booked far in advanced. My mom has a friend who to Florida to see some friends hoping to go to Miami and the Keys. Now they're just hunkered down getting bored of each other.
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That's so weird. I'd pay decent money to get trapped with friends I rarely see for a few days.
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degenerasian wrote:Probably booked far in advanced. My mom has a friend who to Florida to see some friends hoping to go to Miami and the Keys. Now they're just hunkered down getting bored of each other.


I am aware of how travel arrangements work, and I am also aware that things can be canceled and rescheduled.
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Seems like Oiler and I have made it through pretty well, down here in Jupiter. Forecast says one more squall until about one or two am, and then just wind. Then, the wait begins to see how family friends, and home has fared.
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i found out through a relative my sister evacuated to atlanta...is it bad that im disappointed? i mean i only care about my niece so im glad she is safe...but i wish my sis had stayed
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Some friends from here scheduled a trip to Disney months ago; went, and are still there (hopefully ok.) Evidently, couldn't get transport out, so hunkered down with booze.

I'd have said fuck it at the first inclination that the hurricane was going to hang a right.
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Brontoburglar wrote:Apparently we don't have weather forecasts in the midwest


Maybe they split the condo with their family and didn't want to stiff them?
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testuser2 wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:Apparently we don't have weather forecasts in the midwest


Maybe they split the condo with their family and didn't want to stiff them?


They probably got the big bedroom.
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duff wrote:
testuser2 wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:Apparently we don't have weather forecasts in the midwest


Maybe they split the condo with their family and didn't want to stiff them?


They probably got the big bedroom.


it was worth it then!
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There are leaves everywhere. It could take a half hour or even an hour for Leesburg to recover.
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Brontoburglar wrote:
degenerasian wrote:Probably booked far in advanced. My mom has a friend who to Florida to see some friends hoping to go to Miami and the Keys. Now they're just hunkered down getting bored of each other.


I am aware of how travel arrangements work, and I am also aware that things can be canceled and rescheduled.



Buddy is getting married this weekend and he canceled his honeymoon to Puerto Rico last week.
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Sounds like it could have been a lot worse. Tampa mayor describes it as a glancing blow.
Also Jose seems to have stalled in the Atlantic.

Good news all around.
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Gunpowder wrote:There are leaves everywhere. It could take a half hour or even an hour for Leesburg to recover.


More like Leevesburg.
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mister d wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:There are leaves everywhere. It could take a half hour or even an hour for Leesburg to recover.


More like Leevesburg.

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Gunpowder wrote:There are leaves everywhere. It could take a half hour or even an hour for Leesburg to recover.


And people down there aren't used to raking leaves. It could be days before Home Depot is able to stock enough rakes and bags. Thoughts and prayers.
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We got really lucky. Our way home took us through almost no areas with power. It's spotty throughout Tampa, as far as I can tell. It looks like we have one old palm frond down, and that we didn't lose power.
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How are the rest of the Floridians?
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Between innings of their game against the Miami Marlins, the Atlanta Braves played... Rock you like a Hurricane??

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I'm On a Boat would be worse
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Pretty sure the Tampa Bay Bucs fired a staffer for playing that same song at a game against the Saints back in 2005.
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We stayed in put in Clearwater, lost power around 10 Sunday, just got it back, only damage is the garden fence, could have been a whole lot worse
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Only that Leavesburg didn't get much damage. No report on how his place in Napoli fared.
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House is ok, some water got in but not too much and I swept all the debris out yesterday. My general swath going north/south took what appears to be the worst of it - it seems like the majority of trees are down, and a bunch of them are just resting on power lines. Probably going to be a week or two before power is back so I'm refugee-ing in Ft Lauderdale. 1,000 ft to the west of my apt. seems to be just fine.
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Was just about to post what you texted me.
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So, what constitutes a house being declared uninhabitable? I've always been mildly curious (but not so much to go hunting the info down).

Is it a certain height of flooding or standing water? Is it the amount of time the water sits in the house? Something to do with the foundation or load bearing walls?

I get if the thing is flattened (duh), I'm really talking about primarily flooded homes.
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The devastation of Irma, in one heart-breaking image.

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If you've ever been to the US or British Virgin Islands you know how lush and beautiful they are and it took one day for that to be erased.
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Gunpowder wrote:House is ok, some water got in but not too much and I swept all the debris out yesterday. My general swath going north/south took what appears to be the worst of it - it seems like the majority of trees are down, and a bunch of them are just resting on power lines. Probably going to be a week or two before power is back so I'm refugee-ing in Ft Lauderdale. 1,000 ft to the west of my apt. seems to be just fine.


Sorry to hear, glad it wasn't worse.
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Glad to hear all of Florida denizens are safe and relatively unscathed.
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brian wrote:The devastation of Irma, in one heart-breaking image.

Image

If you've ever been to the US or British Virgin Islands you know how lush and beautiful they are and it took one day for that to be erased.



Fuck.

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Nonlinear FC wrote:So, what constitutes a house being declared uninhabitable?


One thing is water in the fuse/breaker box. (At least for condos that will do it, assuming the same w/ stand-alone.)
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Glad to hear everyone made it okay.
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