Draymond! Again!howard wrote:Last night Craig Sager refered to Steve Adams' injury as a 'testicular contusion'.
And this guy was at the game:
https://vine.co/v/i9hWH5zrTiu
Official balls and cock thread
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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- Pruitt
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That is so, so funny.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Fucking Florida, man.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Vermont's maple syrup logo is amazing!
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Just anonymously sent my buddy this:
(And moments after hitting "confirm," I received a prank phone call from prankdial.com. I don't think it was from my buddy, but the timing was impeccable.)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQTU4yOA1EM/
(And moments after hitting "confirm," I received a prank phone call from prankdial.com. I don't think it was from my buddy, but the timing was impeccable.)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQTU4yOA1EM/
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Nothing makes me laugh harder than when some kid (or immature man) does things like this.rass wrote:
There's a cheap electronics store not far from here that has had a sign out front for a "Boxing Day" sale since December. Recently, some goofball changed it to "Bong Day." Hilarious!
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Driving back from Hood River, OR yesterday, we got stuck behind a Suburban full of frat guys who had drawn numerous dicks (complete with ball hair) in the dirt on the back window, along with subtle sayings such as "Smokin the skin pipe". Just the thing for being stuck in traffic with my 2 teenage daughters in the car with me.
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I may have posted this brand before... you can find it on grocery shelves all over Toronto - a Caribbean staple.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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So proud of ole Ball U.
To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
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Could be cross posted elsewhere, but it works here and it looks great! Plus when someone mentions it in the TV or Netflix threads, we can mock them for avoiding the balls and cock thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... 3tkFOtM6go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... 3tkFOtM6go
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Wow
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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This looks to have the makings of great satire.
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My first two thoughts:
1. I legit could not tell from the trailer whether this was real or fake.
2. How much did SLolz get from letting them dramatize his life?
1. I legit could not tell from the trailer whether this was real or fake.
2. How much did SLolz get from letting them dramatize his life?
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
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Johnny Carwash wrote:My first two thoughts:
1. I legit could not tell from the trailer whether this was real or fake.
2. How much did SLolz get from letting them dramatize his life?
I googled this to make sure it was satire and not real events. Like JC, I also could not tell from the trailer.
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Fantastic!
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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And the Netfli x"Maya The Bee" Kid show
http://www.businessinsider.com/netflixs ... dal-2017-9
http://www.businessinsider.com/netflixs ... dal-2017-9
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https://twitter.com/FOX4/status/926227867347730432
Police: Man shoots himself in penis while robbing hot dog stand
Police: Man shoots himself in penis while robbing hot dog stand
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