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Brontoburglar
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by Brontoburglar » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:44 pm
Gunpowder wrote: sancarlos wrote: Brontoburglar wrote: I just got bodyshamed by a twitter rando who dug up a 9-year-old picture of me what a time to be alive
What? You are probably the fittest guy in the Swamp, aside from maybe Johnnie. Does this guy know you've worked as a personal trainer?
Hey now, GPJ feels slighted.
WATCH OUT I AM ON THE PROWL
(it was a bad pic of a chubbier me. but still, it's a real power move.)
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mister d
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by mister d » Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:10 pm
Joe K wrote: Gunpowder wrote: I read the oral history of weird Twitterers. It was a strange waste of time.
The left-leaning politics types I follow on Twitter are way too into Weird Twitter. I got so sick of seeing Dril tweets that I just started muting or blocking anyone who showed up in my feed with a Dril meme. I did the same with anyone who posted a Simpsons meme. Those are somehow ubiquitous among 30-somethings who Tweet about poltics.
Agreed the oral history was bad, agree the Simpsons memes are bad but ... I really like the dril stuff. I don't need the responses or the generic versions, but that account is good.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by brian » Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:11 pm
I like Weird Twitter.
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by Giff » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:53 am
Can someone treat me like J-Lo and tell me what weird Twitter is?
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
mister d
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by mister d » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:03 am
A "group", in the loosest sense, of posters whose jokes only work in the "not getting it is getting it" sort of way.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
Steve of phpBB
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by Steve of phpBB » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:42 am
mister d wrote: A "group", in the loosest sense, of posters whose jokes only work in the "not getting it is getting it" sort of way.
I don't get it.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
mister d
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by mister d » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:49 am
I'm always surprised when good friends of mine will get a clickhole from someone (me) and respond with "I don't get it".
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by Sabo » Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:49 am
THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
rass
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by rass » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:00 pm
Blue check marks are being removed as Twitter rethinks things.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by mister d » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:53 am
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
The Sybian
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by The Sybian » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:00 pm
mister d wrote: https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416
I don't get it...
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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by brian » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:01 pm
The Sybian wrote: mister d wrote: https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416
I don't get it...
Twitter sucks and you immediately want to drink poison after logging in (on).
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by The Sybian » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:04 pm
brian wrote: The Sybian wrote: mister d wrote: https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416
I don't get it...
Twitter sucks and you immediately want to drink poison after logging in (on).
Just saw the post about the pictured war criminal drinking poison. Perfect.
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mister d
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by mister d » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:05 pm
Yeah. Its a good tweet.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
rass
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by rass » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:21 pm
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by Pruitt » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:48 pm
rass wrote: https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/936377179704786945
Good lord!
But in the end, it all worked out and I believe we are okay now.
Ah, not if he sees the shot of the high heel, his mom's red ass cheek and the cum soaked sheet.
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by Steve of phpBB » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:12 pm
Pruitt wrote: rass wrote: https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/936377179704786945
Good lord!
But in the end, it all worked out and I believe we are okay now.
Ah, not if he sees the shot of the high heel, his mom's red ass cheek and the cum soaked sheet.
I'm reluctant to follow the links. Do we know if those pics were posted with consent?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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by Pruitt » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:14 pm
Oh... I think so. Vice printed them as part of an interview with the photographer. The pictures are part of an art project he's doing. ETA - artsy in a Nan Goldin sort of way. (My pretentious comment for the day)
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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by sancarlos » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:32 am
Still crazy...
https://twitter.com/Elizabeth_Cook/stat ... 7447567360 The Sybian wrote: Age? 42!!!
sancarlos wrote: Giff wrote: I wanted to bone Elizabeth Cook so bad and nearly tried sneaking onto the tour bus. Good times.
I also have a crush on Elizabeth Cook. She's a dj on Siriux XM Outlaw Country and she has a sexy voice too, imho.
eta: rulez
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rass
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by rass » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:35 am
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
mister d
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by mister d » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:35 am
Two above looks like the #1 search result for "hot lady food poisoning".
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by Steve of phpBB » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:20 pm
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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by Steve of phpBB » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:46 pm
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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by A_B » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:52 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: https://twitter.com/Monte_Colorman/status/941459119671738368
That's hurtful.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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by Johnny Carwash » Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:41 pm
Fanniebug wrote:
P.S. rass ! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
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by Ryan » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:06 pm
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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by Steve of phpBB » Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:50 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote: https://twitter.com/PhilCollinsFeed/status/943876830947405824
That isn't even right. I was in the car last night when the song came on, so we checked it out. The drums start at 3:40 of the song, so if you started the song at 11:56:40 you'd miss the New Year by twenty seconds.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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by Rex » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:54 pm
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by Pruitt » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:11 am
Rex wrote: https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/950570886192447488
This is a gold mine of bizarre pop culture.
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by Shirley » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:45 am
Rex wrote: https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/950570886192447488
Holy crap, that's hilarious.
Totally Kafkaesque
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by Rex » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:55 pm
I hope this is not the tweet that broke the Swamp
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by P.D.X. » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:22 pm
Pruitt
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by Pruitt » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:31 am
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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by Moreta » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:39 pm
Projection Protest has been one of my favorite protest types lately. Quality.
rass
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by rass » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:16 pm
It is!
[+] spoiler So many Nazis!
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by The Sybian » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:41 pm
Wow, such a great parody and the first comment sets of a thread that steps it up to another level. Girl makes a sarcastic comment, then gets attacked by several guys saying she doesn't get it and further proves the point, but THEY don't get her sarcasm, and prove the point to yet another level! Brilliant. Fucking internet.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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rass
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by rass » Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:20 am
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
Brontoburglar
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by Brontoburglar » Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:54 pm
I didn't read
this NYT story save to find out the people they discovered who have purchased bot followers to up their social media "influence."
and I found it hilarious that Britt McHenry has purchased followers. that poor girl is so desperate
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