The "Please No" Sexual Misconduct + Assault List

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George Takei?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:George Takei?


Oh myyyyyyy...
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Tom Hanks.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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bfj wrote:
Steve of phpBB wrote:George Takei?


Oh myyyyyyy...



Well that was fast.
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L-Jam3 wrote:I hope this doesn't come off condescending, but I don't think there's anyone in terms of being a celebrity that I'd be devastated to find out about. Even if, for example, someone I found out to be a true hero like Mandela or Albert Schweitzer, they are still men in positions of power. It almost seems like par for the course. There are few more admired people in 20th Century America than MLK, and he was an obvious horndog.

Now if I found out my Dad did some sexual bullying in his past, then I'd be crushed. But a celebrity? Naah.



I agree with this sentiment entirely. That said, the answer is James Earl Jones, right?
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Celebrities...can't believe no one said Tom Hanks.

Definitely Obama.
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Mulligan wrote:Celebrities...can't believe no one said Tom Hanks.

Definitely Obama.


Only three posts before yours.

I first read Oprah instead of Obama. I guess Oprah would be a surprise also, maybe even a "Please No"
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I was eating dinner at the restaurant in the hotel and didn't realize I didn't hit submit....but thanks.
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I think the title of this thread, plus the alternating between theoretical "please no's" and actual new reports, are creating some confusion. Seeing Tom Hanks made me freak out for a second. Maybe re-word the title of this one, and rename the Spacey one the "actual sexual assault" thread?
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The only person I would be crushed to find this out about would be my father. Aside from the obvious role model, and it would mean he cheated on my mother, my father did a lot of work to get Meagan's Law passed in New York during my HS years, and he spent a large part of his career locking up child molsetors, and keeping them away from kids when they were released. That would destroy my ability to believe or trust anything. And that is hanging on by a thread after the past year.

Celebrity wise, I don't care about any celebrity enough to be affected. Tom Hanks would be the biggest surprise.

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A_B wrote:Ellen.


I missed this originally, but had the thought just now that she would be an out of left field one.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Giff wrote:
A_B wrote:Ellen.


I missed this originally, but had the thought just now that she would be an out of left field one.


Has any woman been named?
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Almost all of them, dude. Maybe take time to talk to one and you’d know that!
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I think the most painful one would be Stephen Colbert. Jon Stewart would have been on the list if he were still doing The Daily Show. It would be such a huge hit to sane political coverage/progressive thought if those guys were to go down.
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Pinegrove cancels its tour as frontman admits to well, being a predatory frontman of a rock and roll band.
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R. Kelley would be devastating.
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How about anyone who your kid dressed up as last year for a "who do you admire" thing at school.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Ryan wrote:How about anyone who your kid dressed up as last year for a "who do you admire" thing at school.


Your kid dressed up as Harvey Weinstein too?
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Jerry Richardson would be in the opposite of this thread, right?
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rass wrote:Jerry Richardson would be in the opposite of this thread, right?



Nope, it’s been topped.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/23/busi ... sment.html
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"To better understand all the sexual harassment going on, we sexually harassed the shit out of some people!" READ MORE
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