Ryan wrote:1. 0:26 is great
Just as great as I had hoped.
(grabs microphone)
Let me tell you, Kranepool, when sabo and I came to the Swamp Wrestling Federation, we had a simple goal: to grab our championship belts as soon as we could. And, unsurprisingly, that's exactly what we did. And, even more unsurprisingly, we'll be doing the same with the rest of the Swamp Wrestling Federation belts.
Thanks to bapo and Old Saint Charlie, without whose losing combined with the Swamp Wrestling Federation's rules that titles must actually be won in the ring, this would not have been possible. I'm truly grateful. So grateful, in fact, that you two can now feel free to retire to wherever it is you're retiring to. And Old Saint Charlie, it is my regret to inform you that Top Talent will not be visiting you in your retirement facility. We both know how much the gleam of gold bothers your cataracts.
And now, on to this allegedly fair tournament to claim the Swamp Wrestling Federation world championship. I use the world allegedly, Kranepool, because it's not really fair to the other 30 competitors that they will not have the opportunity to watch sabo and I compete for the title. This ridiculous draw that has us facing each other in the third round is a disgrace to the Swamp Wrestling Federation. The greatest prize in the world is -- ha ha, "up for grabs" -- and the two greatest performers this organization has ever seen have their names written in ink in the third round. Not the finals. The third round. This is simply disgraceful. The so-called Commissioner Johnny Carwash should go back to waxing on, as he clearly is better served doing that than running the Swamp Wrestling Federation.
But, the tournament exists, so it's just a matter if time until sabo and I take our proper place on atop of the Swamp Wrestling Federation with more gold around our waists, hundred dollar bills falling out of our wallets, and even more top talent on our arms.