Johnny Carwash wrote:This is great, by the way. As are duff's critiques and all the kayfabe.
Kayfabe is dead. This is real to me, damn it!
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Johnny Carwash wrote:This is great, by the way. As are duff's critiques and all the kayfabe.
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
duff wrote:...but I have found a favorite move. The bitch slaps into the corner. That was amazing.
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
Johnny Carwash wrote:I need to put up a random match between two Japanese wrestlers I've never heard of so duff can give it 5 stars.
Johnny Carwash wrote:I need to put up a random match between two Japanese wrestlers I've never heard of so duff can give it 5 stars.
Seriously, those write-ups are great, keep them coming. Glad to see this level of interest.
Johnny Carwash wrote:I need to put up a random match between two Japanese wrestlers I've never heard of so duff can give it 5 stars.
bapo! wrote:We have a few masked wrestlers. They could be Japanese, for all we know. I'm sure that duff will give them lower ratings if and when they're unmasked and proven to be white American dudes.
Ryan wrote:Hulk Machine
bapo! wrote:The Commissioner has lost complete control of this tournament. We have 2-on-1 matches now?
bapo! wrote:And GoodKarma is still allowed to wear his pug helmet? Fuck it, I'm coming out in a tank the next round.
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
Johnny Carwash wrote:bapo! wrote:And GoodKarma is still allowed to wear his pug helmet? Fuck it, I'm coming out in a tank the next round.
Get your shit together—GoodKarma's headgear is not a "helmet" but a plush costume head that, if anything, gives you an advantage due to the limitations it places on his field of vision and flow of oxygen to the brain.
Johnny Carwash wrote:bapo! wrote:The Commissioner has lost complete control of this tournament. We have 2-on-1 matches now?
It wasn't formally a 2-on-1 as Salma was meant to accompany rass as a valet, Miss Elizabeth style, but the match rules hadn't accounted for the possibility of her intervening. What I'm hearing from the commissioner's office is that as a compromise, Mister D will be allowed to second L-Jam in the next round's match as a countermeasure to any such shenanigans, should they occur.
Johnny Carwash wrote:What I'm hearing from the commissioner's office is that as a compromise, Mister D will be allowed to second L-Jam in the next round's match as a countermeasure to any such shenanigans, should they occur.
bapo! wrote:The Commissioner has lost complete control of this tournament. We have 2-on-1 matches now? And GoodKarma is still allowed to wear his pug helmet? Fuck it, I'm coming out in a tank the next round.
mister d wrote:I like when she picked me up by the jorts. That's about all.
Ryan wrote:Spice Rack was actually their tag team name before you stole her away
bapo! wrote:Johnny Carwash wrote:What I'm hearing from the commissioner's office is that as a compromise, Mister D will be allowed to second L-Jam in the next round's match as a countermeasure to any such shenanigans, should they occur.
I know that it's probably inappropriate in the current climate, but I want to see Mister D superkick Salma. Off a ladder. Thru a table. That had been set on fire.
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!