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Gunpowder wrote:
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Brontoburglar wrote:I just got bodyshamed by a twitter rando who dug up a 9-year-old picture of me

what a time to be alive

What? You are probably the fittest guy in the Swamp, aside from maybe Johnnie. Does this guy know you've worked as a personal trainer?


Hey now, GPJ feels slighted.


WATCH OUT I AM ON THE PROWL

(it was a bad pic of a chubbier me. but still, it's a real power move.)
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Joe K wrote:
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mister d wrote:This is kind of surreal to read start to finish: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dril


I read the oral history of weird Twitterers. It was a strange waste of time.


The left-leaning politics types I follow on Twitter are way too into Weird Twitter. I got so sick of seeing Dril tweets that I just started muting or blocking anyone who showed up in my feed with a Dril meme. I did the same with anyone who posted a Simpsons meme. Those are somehow ubiquitous among 30-somethings who Tweet about poltics.


Agreed the oral history was bad, agree the Simpsons memes are bad but ... I really like the dril stuff. I don't need the responses or the generic versions, but that account is good.
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I like Weird Twitter.
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Can someone treat me like J-Lo and tell me what weird Twitter is?
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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A "group", in the loosest sense, of posters whose jokes only work in the "not getting it is getting it" sort of way.
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mister d wrote:A "group", in the loosest sense, of posters whose jokes only work in the "not getting it is getting it" sort of way.


I don't get it.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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I'm always surprised when good friends of mine will get a clickhole from someone (me) and respond with "I don't get it".
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Twitter's a bit of a cesspool these days, but stuff like this is why I love it sometimes:

https://twitter.com/questingvole/status ... 1640621057
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Blue check marks are being removed as Twitter rethinks things.
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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mister d wrote:https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416



I don't get it...
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The Sybian wrote:
mister d wrote:https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416



I don't get it...


Twitter sucks and you immediately want to drink poison after logging in (on).
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brian wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
mister d wrote:https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416



I don't get it...


Twitter sucks and you immediately want to drink poison after logging in (on).


Just saw the post about the pictured war criminal drinking poison. Perfect.
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Yeah. Its a good tweet.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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rass wrote:https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/936377179704786945


Good lord!

But in the end, it all worked out and I believe we are okay now.


Ah, not if he sees the shot of the high heel, his mom's red ass cheek and the cum soaked sheet.
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Pruitt wrote:
rass wrote:https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/936377179704786945


Good lord!

But in the end, it all worked out and I believe we are okay now.


Ah, not if he sees the shot of the high heel, his mom's red ass cheek and the cum soaked sheet.


I'm reluctant to follow the links. Do we know if those pics were posted with consent?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Oh... I think so. Vice printed them as part of an interview with the photographer.

The pictures are part of an art project he's doing.

ETA - artsy in a Nan Goldin sort of way. (My pretentious comment for the day)
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Still crazy...
https://twitter.com/Elizabeth_Cook/stat ... 7447567360


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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Two above looks like the #1 search result for "hot lady food poisoning".
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:https://twitter.com/Monte_Colorman/status/941459119671738368


That's hurtful.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Johnny Carwash wrote:https://twitter.com/PhilCollinsFeed/status/943876830947405824


That isn't even right. I was in the car last night when the song came on, so we checked it out. The drums start at 3:40 of the song, so if you started the song at 11:56:40 you'd miss the New Year by twenty seconds.
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Rex wrote:https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/950570886192447488


This is a gold mine of bizarre pop culture.
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Rex wrote:https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/950570886192447488


Holy crap, that's hilarious.
Totally Kafkaesque
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I hope this is not the tweet that broke the Swamp
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Projection Protest has been one of my favorite protest types lately. Quality.
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It is!
[+] spoiler
So many Nazis!
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rass wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:16 pm

It is!
[+] spoiler
So many Nazis!
Wow, such a great parody and the first comment sets of a thread that steps it up to another level. Girl makes a sarcastic comment, then gets attacked by several guys saying she doesn't get it and further proves the point, but THEY don't get her sarcasm, and prove the point to yet another level! Brilliant. Fucking internet.
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I didn't read this NYT story save to find out the people they discovered who have purchased bot followers to up their social media "influence."

and I found it hilarious that Britt McHenry has purchased followers. that poor girl is so desperate
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