The Official Swamp Dating Thread
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I'm with the "don't overthink this" crew. As long as everything is agreed on and legally binding in writing, I don't see the point of turning this into a bigger deal than necessary.
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Who gets the best album of all-time, what ever that may be?
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I figured he'd only be reading threads about himself in this, his time of need.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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File an uncontested divorce. 75 day waiting period, heard in family court.Jerloma wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:46 amThat. That's what I want.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Wait a minute, the guy she went with to get the pit bull, is that a part of this thing? None of my business, but this just set it off. Who gets the cats and the dog? And the Sega Genesis?
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I get the cat, she gets the dog, and he prefers BBC's.
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Question. Let's say that someone has a sex dream about me. Now, obviously you can't really control who you have sex dreams about so that doesn't really mean anything, but if the person then tells me that they had a sex dream about me, does that mean that they actually wanna hit it?
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If they are aware of your situation, then it's a very clear yes, unless they are a truly horrible person.Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:03 am Question. Let's say that someone has a sex dream about me. Now, obviously you can't really control who you have sex dreams about so that doesn't really mean anything, but if the person then tells me that they had a sex dream about me, does that mean that they actually wanna hit it?
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Is he cute?
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[Giff, whispering] "Now say you found it irresistible when he bought you a Corona Light and gave a 15 minute monologue about the evils of Catholicism."
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Not sure what UK TV channels has to do with this, but ok.
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[Giff, hiss whispering] "Do NOT say it is ironic that he asked you to wear a catholic schoolgirl outfit."
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Not aware, but this is the message...The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:11 amIf they are aware of your situation, then it's a very clear yes, unless they are a truly horrible person.Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:03 am Question. Let's say that someone has a sex dream about me. Now, obviously you can't really control who you have sex dreams about so that doesn't really mean anything, but if the person then tells me that they had a sex dream about me, does that mean that they actually wanna hit it?
Dream last night....and it seemed to go on forever. We were chosen to compete in some kind of dance competition on a ship for 8 days and we were sleeping on floors where there was space as it was a little crowded. Apparently you and I were "enjoying" this if you know what I mean. It was more of a booze cruise, dance competition, refugee type cruise I think. Definitely a mishmash of everything and no we didn't win. Dreams are awesome!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Yea, I'd say that one has been burning for a bit. Look at JLo hitting home runs on his first plate appearance out of retirement.Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:20 pmNot aware, but this is the message...The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:11 amIf they are aware of your situation, then it's a very clear yes, unless they are a truly horrible person.Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:03 am Question. Let's say that someone has a sex dream about me. Now, obviously you can't really control who you have sex dreams about so that doesn't really mean anything, but if the person then tells me that they had a sex dream about me, does that mean that they actually wanna hit it?
Dream last night....and it seemed to go on forever. We were chosen to compete in some kind of dance competition on a ship for 8 days and we were sleeping on floors where there was space as it was a little crowded. Apparently you and I were "enjoying" this if you know what I mean. It was more of a booze cruise, dance competition, refugee type cruise I think. Definitely a mishmash of everything and no we didn't win. Dreams are awesome!
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Should be sexting by now.
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Just make sure she pays for her half of the bed upfront.
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"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
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Yeah, that word alone gives me all the anxiety. I did manage to ask her how I was. She said "Fantastic. And HUGE!"
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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she also mentioned you had great hands. the best. biggest she ever saw. tremendous
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Oh yeah and also, you guys...smokeshow.
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I don't miss the nonsense associated with dating - and clearly things are crazier now.
I love my wife. Marrying her was the smartest thing I have done with my life.
However, I so, so badly miss the thrill of seeing a pair of tits for the first time.
I love my wife. Marrying her was the smartest thing I have done with my life.
However, I so, so badly miss the thrill of seeing a pair of tits for the first time.
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Berkshire Brewing Company. Who doesn't enjoy a tall glass of Drayman's Porter?
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Bil Belichick Cuddles
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Ohhh, I just assumed that meant big black cock.
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I'm gonna tell you guys the same thing I told my financial advisor last night when he was trying to explain the pros and cons of taking out a second mortgage on my property to pay off my wife vs. writing a check from my brokerage account.
Honestly, I would very muck like for you to just tell me what to do.
What I was thinking though was that to plant a seed, I said something like, "So someone told me that you only tell people that you had a hot dream about them if you're actually into such things. Not that I necessarily subscribe, just letting you know it's a theory that's out there."
Oh man...that sounded way cooler in my head.
Honestly, I would very muck like for you to just tell me what to do.
What I was thinking though was that to plant a seed, I said something like, "So someone told me that you only tell people that you had a hot dream about them if you're actually into such things. Not that I necessarily subscribe, just letting you know it's a theory that's out there."
Oh man...that sounded way cooler in my head.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Honestly if a chick drops some bait like that I'm just gonna keep asking her for more details. She's gonna get herself all worked up describing it while you're exerting zero effort.
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What if I'm wrong? Do you think my ego is honestly prepared for something like that?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Or you're going to talk yourself right out of position.
(And take out the mortgage. Odds are rates are only going to go up so you'll have the option to pay it off later on but not the option to take out a mortgage under 4.00%.)
(And take out the mortgage. Odds are rates are only going to go up so you'll have the option to pay it off later on but not the option to take out a mortgage under 4.00%.)
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Oh wait...this is why I hardly ever got laid in college, isn't it?
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she is single, right? I figure that's a safe assumption but didn't see anything saying yes/no
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Lives with someone but can't stand him.
This thread ain't for moral dilemmas though, right?
This thread ain't for moral dilemmas though, right?
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That settles it, she was totally throwing you a green light. Don't worry about a witty line, just say you are DTF. She has a boyfriend, she isn't looking to be romanced or date, she just wants to fuck, and a witty line isn't going to open that door.
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Oh my god, you're insane, Syb. I could never do that.
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It's so much easier than trying to come up with a line. If you need a line, tell her if she liked your huge dick in her dream, you are ready to disappoint the fuck out of her.
Or you could just say, "hey, have you heard I'm now single? Want to grab a drink Saturday night?"
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If you need a clever line how about something simple like “I bet you were fantastic and HUGE too”?