Dudes on the toilet - shower edition (a poll)
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Dudes on the toilet - shower edition (a poll)
There's only really good answer. The other correct one is frustrating but necessary. The remaining option is savages only.
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This is funny. I never gave it any thought, until Howard Stern went on about it many years ago. He won't shower until he shits, otherwise he obsesses about it. After that, I consciously wait to shower until after I shit. When possible. The beauty of working from home.
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Mid morning, so post shower, obvi.
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Yeah, I rarely have to shit when I wake up. I used to be mid-morning but thanks to some meds, usually mid afternoon these days.
I have known people who have to shit first or it ruins them, and I always wondered how fucking nasty their shits are or how bad they are at wiping their ass.
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shower at home, deuce at work
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I give it a try first and catch up on the news, but I’m not some “I shit precisely once per day and it’s right before my shower” weirdo. I had a horrific string junior or senior year where I’d have to shit not before and definitely not much after 10:55 every day and I had a 10:30-11:20 class.
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Ditto. I shower within about 5-10 minutes of getting up. No time for a proper shit.
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D) Exactly 57 minutes after my first sip of coffee, and I showered last night after my workout/basketball/hockey.
If I was going to be a normal human, then it's shit first then shower, obv.
If I was going to be a normal human, then it's shit first then shower, obv.
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I think I drop mine after lunch. But if it's in the morning, it's always before the shower.
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My daughter thinks it's crazy that I shower in the morning.
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I sometimes double up if I need to get my hair under control and it's easier to jump in an rinse off, but there's no way in hell I'm getting into bed after a workout without showering and redoing the process in the AM seems silly.
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BSF21 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:49 amI sometimes double up if I need to get my hair under control and it's easier to jump in an rinse off, but there's no way in hell I'm getting into bed after a workout without showering and redoing the process in the AM seems silly.
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Ideally I’m dropping feces before I shower. But this isn’t a requirement. About 50 percent I’m hopping in the shower and pooping mid-morning at work.
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Working at home gives me a myriad of dumping and scrubbing options. If it's a gym day, than showering is done there. My only obstacle is that since as I get older, my shits are now toxic with a lingering aroma that would kill the dog, I try to wait until I am alone in the house.
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I went through a phase in college where if I shat, I had to shower. I still get teased about it by one of my buddies who let me use his shower in the middle of a Saturday afternoon while watching football.
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So, right while i was reading this thread, I felt the need to poop. And, man, it was like a battle to the death. Like giving birth. I thought I was going to need an episiotomy. But, after I finished, I marveled at the size of that giant. Thought you guys would want to know.
To answer the question, despite OCD tendencies in other areas of my life, I just poop when I need to poop. No schedule to my body clock on this one.
I shower in the morning if I'm not going to the gym. But now that I'm retired, if I'm going to the gym that morning, I don't shower until after my workout. I sweat like a mutha.
To answer the question, despite OCD tendencies in other areas of my life, I just poop when I need to poop. No schedule to my body clock on this one.
I shower in the morning if I'm not going to the gym. But now that I'm retired, if I'm going to the gym that morning, I don't shower until after my workout. I sweat like a mutha.
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I said pre-shower, but I go 3-4 times a day: first thing in the morning (i.e. before shower), 9:45 am or so on workdays when the coffee kicks in, sometimes mid-afternoon, and evening. And although I obviously don't need it, I have to recommend the Squatty Potty.
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That's a lot of pooping. I like a nice footstool as well, if I can find one (one of my kid's bathrooms, and the downstairs bathroom).L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:57 pm I said pre-shower, but I go 3-4 times a day: first thing in the morning (i.e. before shower), 9:45 am or so on workdays when the coffee kicks in, sometimes mid-afternoon, and evening. And although I obviously don't need it, I have to recommend the Squatty Potty.
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Jesus. That's like an hour a day.
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Get you some Viberzi, boss.
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Naah. As you can guess, I'm pretty regular. It's only 5-7 minutes at a time. I can make a deposit and wipe within a commercial break if necessary.
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