Eating leftovers from Friday night sederJerloma wrote: ↑Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:34 am With no longer being bound to the will of my wife, I've decided that I'm no longer partaking in any Easter activities. Why, you ask? Well, I don't think a Bronze Age, Palestinian carpenter rose from the dead, I don't think there's anything virtuous about believing that, and frankly the idea that everyone will be rewarded with eternal bliss for thinking that while everyone who doesn't think that will be eternally tortured is vile and I refuse to lend it any credence.
Anyway, what's a cool tradition I can start doing by myself while everyone else is celebrating their reward for child blood sacrifice? What do you do on Easter, Jews?
Godless III - Completing The Trinity
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If I decide to document and create a memoir somewhere down the road for my new Easter experiences, I have pretty much the most perfect name ever.
You ready?
Wait for it...
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"The World Is My Easter"
Brilliant.
You ready?
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
"The World Is My Easter"
Brilliant.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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That sounds like the title to a book by Joel Osteen or Franklin Graham. But for your purposes, it's great.
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And I'm talking about bread because it's not Easter without fresh-baked bread.
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Ha! He means my penis.
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Happy Passover!
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In a rational world, people who speak with absolute certainty over what happens after we die would immediately suffer some sort of social penalty for it.brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:40 pm Pope Francis says "there is no hell".
Of course, there's no heaven either, but he can't say THAT.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Walking it backbrian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:40 pm Pope Francis says "there is no hell".
Of course, there's no heaven either, but he can't say THAT.
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The New Democratic Party of manitoba ( major party - was in power until recently), clearly needs a few Jews in its media department.
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Dumb it down for the few non jew swampers, please.
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Okay.
Having bread during Passover is one of the worst things an observant Jew can do. No bread, no pizza, no beer, nothing with yeast. One of the bases of the holiday is that Jews had to flee Egypt so quickly that they didn't have time to have their bread rise. So Matzoh is THE symbol of the 8 day long festival.
So ultimately, this picture would be akin to showing Easter Eggs in a Christmas picture.
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Okay, it is official. The Old Testament is the literal truth!
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Thanks. Did Not get that reference at all.
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FIFY. That picture is a shockingly horrible error in judgment.
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Better analogy.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:08 amFIFY. That picture is a shockingly horrible error in judgment.
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And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I think my favorite part of that "article" is that it's from the Science section of Fox News.
Totally Kafkaesque
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I think they spell it "Science."
Oh, and the token skeptic's conclusion is this...
No. No we should not.“We won’t know the day or the hour — so we should be prepared at all times!”
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So it isn't like a sack trick?Jerloma wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:52 pmI think they spell it "Science."
Oh, and the token skeptic's conclusion is this...
No. No we should not.“We won’t know the day or the hour — so we should be prepared at all times!”
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I'm not remotely familiar with that term and the Googles only bring up an English comedy band.
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Well. Just stay vigilant.
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If you do a SwampSearch you'll get a thread that was enjoyable to go back and read, but that wasn't the origination of the term, just a reference along the lines of the one AB just made.
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Fox News quoting the Daily Express about a numerologist citing a biblical prophecy...
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I just re-read that whole old thread. Lots of fun. I should re-read old threads more often.
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Good work in this thread, AB.
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Author of Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ returns to Christ
His “Don’t Stop Believing” became an anthem for a generation, and now it looks like Journey keyboardist Jonathan Cain has put it into practice because he has revived his childhood passion for Jesus.
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According to that article, he married an evangelist.rass wrote: ↑Tue May 01, 2018 6:17 am Author of Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ returns to Christ
His “Don’t Stop Believing” became an anthem for a generation, and now it looks like Journey keyboardist Jonathan Cain has put it into practice because he has revived his childhood passion for Jesus.
A GIANT evangelist.
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Oh, shit, that is Trump's "spiritual advisor." Not surprisingly, she is a conman "prosperity gospel" preacher. How can people fall for a religious doctrine focused on giving your preacher money, and the more money you give your preacher, the better God will treat you? It's fucking insane.
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She's the worst. She and her Ex had a megachurch here near the airport and many of the local athletes were members. Fucking charlatan.
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I'm sure Trump invited her to Atlantic City to talk about the bible....totally had nothing to do with her looksThe Sybian wrote: ↑Tue May 01, 2018 10:30 am Oh, shit, that is Trump's "spiritual advisor." Not surprisingly, she is a conman "prosperity gospel" preacher. How can people fall for a religious doctrine focused on giving your preacher money, and the more money you give your preacher, the better God will treat you? It's fucking insane.
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Coming to CBS this fall!
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A show about Facebook and God. CBS really knows its market, give them that.
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EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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