No, that is insane. Though slightly less insane than the maniacs who eat pizza with knife and fork...
Can't always eat right - Official junk food thread
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I'm almost alwasy in the eat pizza with your hands camp...but sometimes a pie that is just absolutely loaded with toppings and you can't hold is divine.
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I've yet to run into the pizza I couldn't neatly eat with my hands, by folding it a little if nothing else. Then again, I am absolutely opposed to thick, doughy crust, like those "Chicago-style" abominations. Thin crust, Brooklyn-style all the way... :)
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Only if they're deep fried #statefair
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RSmith wrote: ↑Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:24 pmNo, that is insane. Though slightly less insane than the maniacs who eat pizza with knife and fork...
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I was pretty excited for the Snickers with chili powder, as I was a big fan of the M&Ms test product of chili M&Ms. The Snickers barely had any different taste, and I would've been hard pressed to identify it against a regular Snickers if it wasn't for the slight late spicy finish. Very disappointing.
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I eat pizza with a knife and fork, except when it is cold. I almost obsessively wipe my hands and mouth with a napkin after every bite or two and would end up using at least ten napkins to eat about three slices if I did not use utensils.
I am insane, so this is fine for me.
I am insane, so this is fine for me.
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With my hands, but I will normally eat a few before stopping to clean up.
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Like a six year old...no technique...just cramming them into my mouth however I can and ripping the meat off as best I can, regardless of the mess or how much is actually left on the bone.
I do eat my boneless wings with a knife and fork, though.
I do eat my boneless wings with a knife and fork, though.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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My Grandmother was the classiest woman I ever met. Never a hair out of place, lived in a big, immaculately furnished home, never seen without makeup or in respectable yet classy clothes...
I saw her once eat ribs with a knife and fork.
I saw her once eat ribs with a knife and fork.
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Better than a memory of her sucking a bone clean while winking at your grandpa.
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I'm not sure of this. I find the use of knife and fork for non-knife-and-fork foods to be incredibly disturbing behavior. Were it my loved one, I would be deeply concerned for their mental state. :)
That said, I'm fairly certain my own Mum avoided cooking certain foods because she did not want to be seen eating with her hands...
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I'm assuming everyone knows and does the hack of sprinkling a little kosher salt on anything chocolate like cupcakes, ice cream, milkshakes, and the like, right?
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Salt with pretty much anything works. Watermelon. Cantaloupe. Coke.
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Hells and yes. I did just this past weekend. Sliced it up into half-moon discs, medium-salted both sides, slapped them on the grill, and sprinkled some more when they were done.
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Salt basically activates the taste buds and makes everything "pop" at little more. As long as it's not overdone.
I'd also go with sea salt for cupcakes/chocolate/ice cream. Easier to not overdo it.
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For health reasons, I've pretty much given up salt, as far as adding it after the food is cooked. Most Americans consume way too much of it.
This just in - salt substitute is a really poor substitute, especially on popcorn. So, there's that.
This just in - salt substitute is a really poor substitute, especially on popcorn. So, there's that.
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If you cook for yourself and avoid most boxed/premade stuff, you could add salt after cooking and still be like 4x better than someone who goes the other way.
#saltsplained
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If you haven't given up soy sauce, on popcorn it is quite good.
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I like hotsauce on popcornblundercrush wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:33 am If you haven't given up soy sauce, on popcorn it is quite good.
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Truth. Most boxed/premade stuff, and many non-upscale restaurants use salt as their go-to seasoning on everything.
And, soy sauce has tons of sodium too, so not much of an improvement there.
Hot sauce... I'll have to try that one.
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Hotsauce on bbq chips.BSF21 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:34 amI like hotsauce on popcornblundercrush wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:33 am If you haven't given up soy sauce, on popcorn it is quite good.
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Both. Mixed. On popcorn.blundercrush wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:33 am If you haven't given up soy sauce, on popcorn it is quite good.
Soy + Sriracha (Soyracha?) would be good there.
For a banging fry sauce: ketchup, mayo, hot sauce, pepper and worchestershire.
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Feel free to move the Chex mix BS here.
For pre-packed, big supermarket distributed ice cream this shit is GREAT. Especially when on sale for like $3 a pint.
I've also tried the Milkshake and Fries.
(I like the toasts)
For pre-packed, big supermarket distributed ice cream this shit is GREAT. Especially when on sale for like $3 a pint.
I've also tried the Milkshake and Fries.
(I like the toasts)
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Holy shit. Vanilla cinnamon is my jam already, so that is going to have to happen once I'm off my dumb diet.Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:02 pm New best flavor ever. Good god.
https://www.benjerry.com/flavors/oat-of ... -ice-cream
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The Ben & Jerry's outlet in London is doing a Friday fish fry and deep frying Phish Food ice cream.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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I was just wondering which thread to search for and this got bumped.
Fruit punch Starburst get a thumbs up.
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I've met very few club sandwiches that I didn't like.
ETA: Cheese has no place on a club sandwich.
ETA: Cheese has no place on a club sandwich.
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Agreed on both. Don't remember who it was, but it was a big-time celebrity who offered one of the greatest travel tips ever, which was basically when it doubt about the country or establishment you're in, order a club sandwich. You can get them in basically any country on the planet and from room service from any hotel on the earth and it's pretty much impossible to fuck up.
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My wife hates to see me eat wings out in the wild. I go one handed (left), and the whole wing goes in the mouth. If you get sauce on your face, who cares, you clean up with your clean beer hand (right) when you are done. I basically decide that the left and my face can get dirty, and that way I keep everything else clean. Much easier to clean up at the end too.
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Yes, but flip flop hands for me.
But if you eat a flat, take the smaller bone out first.
But if you eat a flat, take the smaller bone out first.
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This is how to eat wings.Square Rob wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:47 pmMy wife hates to see me eat wings out in the wild. I go one handed (left), and the whole wing goes in the mouth. If you get sauce on your face, who cares, you clean up with your clean beer hand (right) when you are done. I basically decide that the left and my face can get dirty, and that way I keep everything else clean. Much easier to clean up at the end too.
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