2018 NFL Season
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*facepalm*
Hopefully this will be the only terrible thing about the Browns this year.
Yeah, I don't believe that either.
Hopefully this will be the only terrible thing about the Browns this year.
Yeah, I don't believe that either.
THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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A friend of mine, who would know this kind of thing, says that slogan is probably the name of a gay porn movie.
THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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Still better than Pound Town, Bone Zone, Dawgystyle, or Cleveland
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Could call the stadium the Brown Hole.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Red cherry (patio?) soda. Yummmm.
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Felt a need to offer proof. When in NC try the red cherry soda. https://nordic.businessinsider.com/boja ... w-2017-8/
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I think Adrian Peterson is going to sign with the Texans in the next week or so. hes been coming into my job every night after training all day. dude is scary strong and built like a tank. personally i hope they do it, hes a super friendly nice guy
MOTHERFUCKING 2017 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!Gunpowder wrote:you transcend douchedom.
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Sure...once you get past the whole 'whip your kids' thing...
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When I was a kid, I loved Bojangles. We drove down to Florida every other year, and always stopped at Bojangles. Probably the only fast food place my parents ever ate at until Panera's became a thing.HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:10 pm Felt a need to offer proof. When in NC try the red cherry soda. https://nordic.businessinsider.com/boja ... w-2017-8/
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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His kids aren't 8 feet tall.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:24 amSure...once you get past the whole 'whip your kids' thing...
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Opening night must be getting close, Deadspin's annual "Why Your Team Sucks" has begun.
This image is from the piece on the Browns.
This image is from the piece on the Browns.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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The very last word in today's "Why Your Team Sucks" about the Broncos made laugh loud enough that co-workers peeked their head in my office.
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I used to both dread and look forward to the Lions one, but now I'm ready to let the hate wash all over me.
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I read Browns instead of Broncos and had no idea what you were talking about.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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It is hysterical.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Holy crap. Ray actually told Klemko that he prayed to God to forgive Klemko for the “sin” of asking about the Atlanta murders??!!Johnnie wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:20 am Really good read.
Ray Lewis, and the Bubble That Has Sheltered Him
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That's some grade A trolling right there.Joe K wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:01 amHoly crap. Ray actually told Klemko that he prayed to God to forgive Klemko for the “sin” of asking about the Atlanta murders??!!Johnnie wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:20 am Really good read.
Ray Lewis, and the Bubble That Has Sheltered Him
Oof.
Noli Timere Messorem
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The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.
“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.
I have no words.
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My memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?Joe K wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pmDSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.
I have no words.
Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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None of my Ravens' fans friends (I live in Baltimore) want to have that conversation: which is that Ray Lewis is a fraud.Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:43 amMy memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?Joe K wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pmDSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.
I have no words.
Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.
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I don’t care about Lewis at all and believe there’s a very good argument he isn’t a murderer in the predatory sense but people who buy his shit are weird.
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HOT TAKE!!EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:23 pmNone of my Ravens' fans friends (I live in Baltimore) want to have that conversation: which is that Ray Lewis is a fraud.Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:43 amMy memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?Joe K wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pmDSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.
I have no words.
Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.
As a player or a human? I’d agree with one and disagree with the other. But you won’t have any trouble finding people on here to agree with you.
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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It’s pretty bizarre how people around here defend him. “He’s a dirtbag, but he’s our dirtbag”.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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If you’re trying to figure out how the Browns are a missed FG away from being 0-32 the last two seasons:
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This word cloud seems to sum up his HOF speech well enough...bfj wrote: ↑Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:58 pmHOT TAKE!!EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:23 pmNone of my Ravens' fans friends (I live in Baltimore) want to have that conversation: which is that Ray Lewis is a fraud.Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:43 amMy memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?Joe K wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pmDSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.
I have no words.
Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.
As a player or a human? I’d agree with one and disagree with the other. But you won’t have any trouble finding people on here to agree with you.
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Look out. Word cloud. Even HOTTER TAKE.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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John Waters
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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Happy birthday, below average quarterback who barely played in the league for 3 years and last played a game 6 years ago!
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Whenever Johnnie posts now, there's a 75% chance I won't see it.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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You don't Swamp from your phone?
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.