Real or The Onion?

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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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[+] spoiler
I would have wagered that this was "real." That's how fucked up things have become lately.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Awesome, But you have to remember that in Adventure Bay, there is a "Stand Your Grrrround" law in place.
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Damnit, an hour + late, sorry for the message on FB, Pruitt.
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Just came here to post that too. :-D
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Moreta: Dammit, late again!

Mr Moreta: Oh shit...
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rass wrote: Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:48 pm Moreta: Dammit, late again!

Mr Moreta: Oh shit...
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bfj wrote: Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:52 pm Damnit, an hour + late, sorry for the message on FB, Pruitt.
No problem. 5 people sent that link to me!
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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When The Onion nails something, they really nail it: Cop Vows To Get Revenge On Eric Garner For Trying To Frame Him For Murder
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A 2019 time capsule, but with just a stack of 1,000 copies of this

https://local.theonion.com/school-admin ... 1837617262
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Camaros!
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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The Onion predicted all this...

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I think this is actually real.

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Perfect, that will look great next to my commemorative coin of Trump fixing North Korea and stopping their nuclear weapons program.

Curious if these fund his campaign or if the profits go straight into his pocket.
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The Sybian wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 5:32 pm Perfect, that will look great next to my commemorative coin of Trump fixing North Korea and stopping their nuclear weapons program.

Curious if these fund his campaign or if the profits go straight into his pocket.
For this one, it says profits go to five COVID-19 related charities or hospitals or something like that, though if you believe any of that money is going to be delivered to anything other than the Trump family and/or campaign I have a bridge I'd like to interest you in.
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Don;t think we can blame the Trumps for this bit of profiteering...

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/wh ... -continues

But who knows? Maybe this is how Barron gets his allowance.
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Pruitt wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:30 pm Don;t think we can blame the Trumps for this bit of profiteering...

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/wh ... -continues

But who knows? Maybe this is how Barron gets his allowance.
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Now I need to see if this guy was behind the North Korea Summit coins, or if that was actually the WH.
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Dammit, I wanted to post that one.
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Pretty solid effort right now.
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The one is the Onion.
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Y'all are making this too easy.
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