Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
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Sounds like the clown got into a fight and wants some witnesses to back his story.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Or a serial clown killer finally slipped up and left some witnesses (s)he is desperately trying to track down...
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A woman I went to high school with posted a video from Michelle freakin' Malkin talking about how awful it was the Robert DeNiro dropped the f bomb talking about Trump the other night.
As if that wasn't bad enough, then someone commented about how Malkin is 'so right here. She's always so level-headed and right on target'.
Man, did I fight hard not to respond, and post this little gem:
As if that wasn't bad enough, then someone commented about how Malkin is 'so right here. She's always so level-headed and right on target'.
Man, did I fight hard not to respond, and post this little gem:
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ISO = in search of.
The rest of it read like a "missed encounter" ad from Craigslist/want ads.
Sounds like Market Basket was lit.
The rest of it read like a "missed encounter" ad from Craigslist/want ads.
Sounds like Market Basket was lit.
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Got into a debate with one of my Nazi cousins on Facebook and I don't know why I bother.
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This is the type of person we're talking about in the politics thread. This dude has no actual argument but he still somehow thinks he was oppressed and now with Trump the shackles are off and we have freedom again or some shit.
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Yeah, nearly instantly unfriended a guy today. If you're coming at me with this shit and I only know you because your wife taught my daughter for half a day in first grade or some other bullshit reason, it's a no-brainer at this point. At least I threw-in reference to his pearl-clutching questions to me earlier this summer about the local waterpark getting "too ghetto" later in the day.
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Heh, just read that. Absolutely loved your response to "I didn't hear you complain about it under Obama," with "you didn't know me 2 years ago."Giff wrote: ↑Fri Jul 27, 2018 4:47 pm Yeah, nearly instantly unfriended a guy today. If you're coming at me with this shit and I only know you because your wife taught my daughter for half a day in first grade or some other bullshit reason, it's a no-brainer at this point. At least I threw-in reference to his pearl-clutching questions to me earlier this summer about the local waterpark getting "too ghetto" later in the day.
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I thought his response made him no better. When they go low, he should go high. Reach across the aisle.
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Because he's climbing towards gd?God bless both of you Laura. I'm sure you made his ladder years good ones considering how well you cared for him.
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Never knew a Siamese twin had only 1 name. Seems odd.
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Poor man's Stairway to Heaven?
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It just occurred to me that I have 3 facebook friends named Al Schwartz.
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No, but I'm friend of a friend of another David Irwin. Once we both posted on our common friend's status and it was a bit disorienting.
Totally Kafkaesque
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yup. im friends with a guy named ben daniel who lives in massachussetts. sometimes he hops on my comments and says ridiculous things hoping my friends dont pay attention and think its me. hes a massive asshole. i like him
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Yup. Two others. One in NH and another in Boston.
The guy in NH was a student when I was working at UNH and we used to get library holds and such messed up all the time.
The guy in NH was a student when I was working at UNH and we used to get library holds and such messed up all the time.
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I was a state congressman in California for a while. Not sure if that's still the case.
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I can state unequivocally that anybody with my surname is a fairly close relative, and I don’t believe any share my first name. Helps sometimes when dealing with customer service reps on the phone that can assure them they can look you up simply by your name.
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Do you pronounce it "e-a"? Or with a harder r?
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Ha ha. The old English sitcom The Young Ones had an episode where a girl named Helen joked that she was happy and relieved that her last name wasn’t “Back”, because Helen Back would be such an awful name. Then she explained that actual last name was Mucus.
And Chedda, we just anglicize our pronunciation since it’s a made up Ellis Island type name anyway. (But if someone says it the French way I don’t correct them.)
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sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:41 amHa ha. The old English sitcom The Young Ones[/] had an episode where a girl named Helen joked that she was happy and relieved that her last name wasn’t “Back”, because Helen Back would be such an awful name. Then she explained that actual last name was Mucus.
And Chedda, we just anglicize our pronunciation since it’s a made up Ellis Island type name anyway. (But if someone says it the French way I don’t correct them.)
Todd Diarrhear then? You're not an Anglophile, you know.
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I stopped looking at social media since Thursday morning during the first #2 of the day (FB, Twitter, and IG), and it's been surprisingly refreshing. I suggest taking some time off every now and then to give your attention to other things, even unimportant crap.
Now if you excuse me, I'm off to read some Finnegan's Wake.
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Yeah, you gotta stop getting into arguments with Trump supporters, especially on Trump supporting accounts, because they keep popping up in my feed.L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:47 pm I stopped looking at social media since Thursday morning during the first #2 of the day (FB, Twitter, and IG), and it's been surprisingly refreshing. I suggest taking some time off every now and then to give your attention to other things, even unimportant crap.
Now if you excuse me, I'm off to read some Finnegan's Wake.
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Haha. Same. Stay off that IJR-Red account or whatever it is. I'm Extremely Online myself but there's no way I could interact with Trump supporters for longer than two minutes without wanting to drink a cyanide smoothie.The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:29 pmYeah, you gotta stop getting into arguments with Trump supporters, especially on Trump supporting accounts, because they keep popping up in my feed.L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:47 pm I stopped looking at social media since Thursday morning during the first #2 of the day (FB, Twitter, and IG), and it's been surprisingly refreshing. I suggest taking some time off every now and then to give your attention to other things, even unimportant crap.
Now if you excuse me, I'm off to read some Finnegan's Wake.
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Yeah guys, sorry about that. Didn't realize me commenting showed up on other people's feeds until the GF would say "why are you getting into fights again online with [Fredo] supporters?"
I guess I looked at it as a way of knowing the enemy, but shit, man, FB is truly the lowest common denominator.
I guess I looked at it as a way of knowing the enemy, but shit, man, FB is truly the lowest common denominator.
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I don't give a shit that it appears in my feed. I can ignore that. I legitimately worry more about the mental well-being of anyone spending time in that sewer.L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:00 pm Yeah guys, sorry about that. Didn't realize me commenting showed up on other people's feeds until the GF would say "why are you getting into fights again online with [Fredo] supporters?"
I guess I looked at it as a way of knowing the enemy, but shit, man, FB is truly the lowest common denominator.
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Deleted FB for the week (vacation). Feeling good about this.
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I had been off of FB for three months and ...
yeah, if you're friends with me you know what I'm referencing
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Sounded like some heavy stuff. Good on you for dealing with it head on.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:16 amI had been off of FB for three months and ...
yeah, if you're friends with me you know what I'm referencing
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Thanks. The worst is being accused of X/Y/Z from people who don't know me or don't care to find out the entirety of the story or being told "I knew this was coming!" from people who made no such effort to reach out and say that they knew "this was coming." The loudest carnival barker to that effect's only text message to me about the 2017 event is about how much he enjoyed it and that it's the highlight of his year.sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:32 amSounded like some heavy stuff. Good on you for dealing with it head on.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:16 amI had been off of FB for three months and ...
yeah, if you're friends with me you know what I'm referencing
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On all fronts
One of those situations where you know what you would do differently knowing what you know on Aug. 29 vs. May 5.
But on May 5, we did what best we could with the information we had at the time. I've yet to see a constructive idea as to what could have been done better and I cannot come up with one myself.
ETA: I understand this is very obtuse to anyone who can't access my Facebook page. Sorry for brontoing, but being obtuse is necessary in this case.
One of those situations where you know what you would do differently knowing what you know on Aug. 29 vs. May 5.
But on May 5, we did what best we could with the information we had at the time. I've yet to see a constructive idea as to what could have been done better and I cannot come up with one myself.
ETA: I understand this is very obtuse to anyone who can't access my Facebook page. Sorry for brontoing, but being obtuse is necessary in this case.
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Curiosity is almost enough to make me reinstall FB on my phone. Does this have to do with tFS? If so sorry, as you always seem to really that time of the year.
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yup!
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I'm not following really.
Some speaker said some bad shit and it fell on you somehow?
Some speaker said some bad shit and it fell on you somehow?
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FIFY, I think.
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In Toronto, the end of summer is marked by the Canadian National Exhibition - two and a half weeks of state fair meets big rides meets concerts etc. down at the waterfront. The last weekend of the "Ex" features a pretty cool air show.
This has been going on since before I was born.
The new thing among the more entitled members of our city (especially hipsters and gentrifiers downtown) is to bitch and complain about it. Used to be, folks would mildly complain about the noise. And in reality, most of the planes are quiet. Maybe 30 minutes of the air force jets swooping in.
Couple years ago, people started complaining because their dogs were upset. Then two years ago, The Star (our biggest paper - predictably full of simplistic liberal guilt on every issue) printed an article about how refugees who have come to the city freak out over the noise of jets. Brings flashbacks and all.
That is very sad. But as long as they can plan ahead and prepare for it as well as they can, they could/should be fine. And if they're not, well, the enjoyment that say 500,000-1,000,000 Torontonians get over the course of the long weekend should take precedence. BESIDES, the loud fighter jets open and close the show only.
but no. My feed has many whiny downtowners saying things like this...
(Trenton is a military base about 120 miles from here)
This has been going on since before I was born.
The new thing among the more entitled members of our city (especially hipsters and gentrifiers downtown) is to bitch and complain about it. Used to be, folks would mildly complain about the noise. And in reality, most of the planes are quiet. Maybe 30 minutes of the air force jets swooping in.
Couple years ago, people started complaining because their dogs were upset. Then two years ago, The Star (our biggest paper - predictably full of simplistic liberal guilt on every issue) printed an article about how refugees who have come to the city freak out over the noise of jets. Brings flashbacks and all.
That is very sad. But as long as they can plan ahead and prepare for it as well as they can, they could/should be fine. And if they're not, well, the enjoyment that say 500,000-1,000,000 Torontonians get over the course of the long weekend should take precedence. BESIDES, the loud fighter jets open and close the show only.
but no. My feed has many whiny downtowners saying things like this...
(Trenton is a military base about 120 miles from here)
Dude, this shit went on before you moved here.Seriously. F**k the airshow. Our dog is shaking in fear, car alarms are going off and refugee kids from war zones are reliving their trauma. Hold it out in Trenton. Ridiculous.
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