Why Do Local Cops Need Camoflauge?
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Good thing they handcuffed him before beginning life saving efforts.
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He could be faking it!Pruitt wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:44 am Good thing they handcuffed him before beginning life saving efforts.
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That article was odd. It said he was killed in his own backyard, but it also says that he had broken windows in his neighbor's house and several cars. Were windows actually broken. How do they know he did it? Why would he be breaking into cars on his own street?
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That's the problem with helicoptering in to these local stories. Sometimes it is perfectly rational to destroy cars on your own block.
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Let's say he absolutely did it, because he hated his neighbors for being hard workers while he was a lazy thug stealing welfare checks and like, wearing his pants low and stuff.Shirley wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:31 am That article was odd. It said he was killed in his own backyard, but it also says that he had broken windows in his neighbor's house and several cars. Were windows actually broken. How do they know he did it? Why would he be breaking into cars on his own street?
Even then I don't think you should shoot him.
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Fire take.Gunpowder wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:56 amLet's say he absolutely did it, because he hated his neighbors for being hard workers while he was a lazy thug stealing welfare checks and like, wearing his pants low and stuff.Shirley wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:31 am That article was odd. It said he was killed in his own backyard, but it also says that he had broken windows in his neighbor's house and several cars. Were windows actually broken. How do they know he did it? Why would he be breaking into cars on his own street?
Even then I don't think you should shoot him.
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That’s what I hate about how these stories are covered. It doesn’t matter what crimes the guy may have committed. There is no justification for using deadly force unless he poses an imminent and serious danger to the life (and not just windows or parked cars) of others. You can’t just kill someone for theft or property damage! To use a local example, it doesn’t matter if Michael Brown stole cigarettes from a convenience store.tennbengal wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:59 amFire take.Gunpowder wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:56 amLet's say he absolutely did it, because he hated his neighbors for being hard workers while he was a lazy thug stealing welfare checks and like, wearing his pants low and stuff.Shirley wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:31 am That article was odd. It said he was killed in his own backyard, but it also says that he had broken windows in his neighbor's house and several cars. Were windows actually broken. How do they know he did it? Why would he be breaking into cars on his own street?
Even then I don't think you should shoot him.
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I'd like to see someone start applying the "if you didn't want to get shot, you shouldn't have _______" logic to white collar crimes.
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You mean the ones where people steal millions and ruin lives? Just don't steal a candy bar during the wire transfer.mister d wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:53 am I'd like to see someone start applying the "if you didn't want to get shot, you shouldn't have _______" logic to white collar crimes.
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The fact that I have more restrictive rules in a fucking war zone than cops do in America is the peak of bullshit mountain, given the context of police brutality.
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Compare and contrast to the almost GLOWING story about the Austin bomber that appeared in the NY Times this morning. 'He was a good, quiet, christian boy!'. And the police chief talking about his confessions (which they found on his phone) '“But instead, it is the outcry of a very challenged young man talking about challenges in his personal life that led him to this point.”Joe K wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:17 amThat’s what I hate about how these stories are covered. It doesn’t matter what crimes the guy may have committed. There is no justification for using deadly force unless he poses an imminent and serious danger to the life (and not just windows or parked cars) of others. You can’t just kill someone for theft or property damage! To use a local example, it doesn’t matter if Michael Brown stole cigarettes from a convenience store.tennbengal wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:59 amFire take.Gunpowder wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:56 amLet's say he absolutely did it, because he hated his neighbors for being hard workers while he was a lazy thug stealing welfare checks and like, wearing his pants low and stuff.Shirley wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:31 am That article was odd. It said he was killed in his own backyard, but it also says that he had broken windows in his neighbor's house and several cars. Were windows actually broken. How do they know he did it? Why would he be breaking into cars on his own street?
Even then I don't think you should shoot him.
Unarmed black man gets shot in his backyard, and a white KILLER gets called a 'challenged young man'.
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One of the great Chapelle Show Sketchesmister d wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:53 am I'd like to see someone start applying the "if you didn't want to get shot, you shouldn't have _______" logic to white collar crimes.
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Legit question, because I haven't been paying that close attention - is there evidence that the Austin bomber was deliberately targeting blacks, or gays, or any other particular class of victim?DaveInSeattle wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:11 amCompare and contrast to the almost GLOWING story about the Austin bomber that appeared in the NY Times this morning. 'He was a good, quiet, christian boy!'. And the police chief talking about his confessions (which they found on his phone) '“But instead, it is the outcry of a very challenged young man talking about challenges in his personal life that led him to this point.”Joe K wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:17 amThat’s what I hate about how these stories are covered. It doesn’t matter what crimes the guy may have committed. There is no justification for using deadly force unless he poses an imminent and serious danger to the life (and not just windows or parked cars) of others. You can’t just kill someone for theft or property damage! To use a local example, it doesn’t matter if Michael Brown stole cigarettes from a convenience store.tennbengal wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:59 amFire take.Gunpowder wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:56 amLet's say he absolutely did it, because he hated his neighbors for being hard workers while he was a lazy thug stealing welfare checks and like, wearing his pants low and stuff.Shirley wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:31 am That article was odd. It said he was killed in his own backyard, but it also says that he had broken windows in his neighbor's house and several cars. Were windows actually broken. How do they know he did it? Why would he be breaking into cars on his own street?
Even then I don't think you should shoot him.
Unarmed black man gets shot in his backyard, and a white KILLER gets called a 'challenged young man'.
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My understanding is that the first two victims were from black families that are fairly prominent locally. But the subsequent bombings seemed a bit more random.
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And to be clear, my question is just a question - it's not to defend the media's treatment of him or dispute how that treatment compares to people of color.
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What the fuck Steve. You've clearly been in quietly racist Utah for too long now, and should move to the loudly racist south where you don't have to be shy about guessing that he would have ended up dead or killing someone anyway so this was ok.
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Some of the responses to that tweet are pretty great.
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Chicago jury finally convicts a cop for shooting an unarmed black kid.
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It's about damned time. (Wasn't he wielding a knife, but walking away when he was shot 16 times?)brian wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:00 pm Chicago jury finally convicts a cop for shooting an unarmed black kid.
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That's the one.Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:19 pmIt's about damned time. (Wasn't he wielding a knife, but walking away when he was shot 16 times?)brian wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:00 pm Chicago jury finally convicts a cop for shooting an unarmed black kid.
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Apparently the only reason that one came to light is because a couple of local journalists sued the city to get the video. Rahm Emanuel tried to cover it up.brian wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:30 pmThat's the one.Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:19 pmIt's about damned time. (Wasn't he wielding a knife, but walking away when he was shot 16 times?)brian wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:00 pm Chicago jury finally convicts a cop for shooting an unarmed black kid.
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I remember the good old days of 2009 when so many Dems thought it was great that Obama’s Chief of Staff was a “badass” who said fuck a lot. When it was obvious from the start what a terrible choice Rahm was when it came to policy goals.Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:39 pmApparently the only reason that one came to light is because a couple of local journalists sued the city to get the video. Rahm Emanuel tried to cover it up.brian wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:30 pmThat's the one.Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:19 pmIt's about damned time. (Wasn't he wielding a knife, but walking away when he was shot 16 times?)brian wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:00 pm Chicago jury finally convicts a cop for shooting an unarmed black kid.
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Never change, DPD.
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They're legitimately hilarious.
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I almost honestly feel like this one thing would make for an awesome movie.
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So embarrassing. But also unsurprising.
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The Departed needed a half baked sequel in the tune of Super Troopers.
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Or an episode of Brooklyn 99.
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Very interesting story.
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The DPD is just incompetent. The St Louis cops are fascist, racist assholes.Moreta wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:15 pm At least Detroit isn’t alone I guess.
https://www.npr.org/2018/11/29/67205519 ... -colleague
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Royal Canadian Mint Selling Silver Coin Honouring the Police
The below image is not a joke.
And let me reiterate - this is the actual mint of Canada, not a Franklin Mint type of thing...

The below image is not a joke.
And let me reiterate - this is the actual mint of Canada, not a Franklin Mint type of thing...

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The paramedic version might be worse. Why is she staring at me?
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rass wrote: Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:24 am The paramedic version might be worse. Why is she staring at me?

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