My Fantasy Football League Needs One...
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What platform? I'd probably be in.
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Espn.
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Oof. Umm...yeah ok.
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Excellent! PM me your info and I will get you set up
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I really like ESPN's platform. If you prefer CBS, I'll give you my team in DSafe's league, and take this one. Trust me, my team is AWESOME!
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Fuck fantasy football, fuck Syb, fuck Kirk Cousins and fuck Amari Cooper.
FUCK.
FUCK.
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I’ve started 0-3, but have scored the fourth most points. This is the first time I’ve ever done FF and it sucks. I am actively rooting against players I like.
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Yeah I draft my team to avoid teams players I don’t like to not have to root for them.
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After getting called out as the worst manager in the league I follow up by leaving Jared Goff on my bench last night.
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Good game, DSafe. I knew I wasn't going to go undefeated, so I'm happy to lose my first game to a Swamper.
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If it makes you feel better, I almost benched Cousins fearing the Rams D. I have no RBs, so you still have a good shot at beating me.
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While I am quite happy with what my three players did last night, the game is in no way over. In particular, I'm not looking forward to figuring out how big of a lead I'll need Sunday evening to feel comfortable with Mahomes and Hunt (and McManus - if I don't mention him, he'll kick six field goals) looming Monday night.
So, cram your reverse jinx.
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64 points from Mahomes/Hunt/McManus?DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:21 pmWhile I am quite happy with what my three players did last night, the game is in no way over. In particular, I'm not looking forward to figuring out how big of a lead I'll need Sunday evening to feel comfortable with Mahomes and Hunt (and McManus - if I don't mention him, he'll kick six field goals) looming Monday night.
So, cram your reverse jinx.
I'm having the worst coaching year ever. In this league, I'm constantly leaving my highest-scoring flex on the bench and picking shitty defenses. I'm lucky I have the stars I have or I'd be 0-4 easily.
My other league I left nearly 60 points on the bench which hurts, but I paid a lot of FAAB for shitty players and dropped players who went off yesterday.
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In the one league I stayed in this year I was down 82-0 after TNF thanks to Goff and Theilen. Kinda shit makes it not very fun.Giff wrote: ↑Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:53 am64 points from Mahomes/Hunt/McManus?DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:21 pmWhile I am quite happy with what my three players did last night, the game is in no way over. In particular, I'm not looking forward to figuring out how big of a lead I'll need Sunday evening to feel comfortable with Mahomes and Hunt (and McManus - if I don't mention him, he'll kick six field goals) looming Monday night.
So, cram your reverse jinx.
I'm having the worst coaching year ever. In this league, I'm constantly leaving my highest-scoring flex on the bench and picking shitty defenses. I'm lucky I have the stars I have or I'd be 0-4 easily.
My other league I left nearly 60 points on the bench which hurts, but I paid a lot of FAAB for shitty players and dropped players who went off yesterday.
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Guy in our league was behind 49- (-9) after TNF. He is now projected to win by 10. Very weird.BSF21 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:55 amIn the one league I stayed in this year I was down 82-0 after TNF thanks to Goff and Theilen. Kinda shit makes it not very fun.Giff wrote: ↑Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:53 am64 points from Mahomes/Hunt/McManus?DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:21 pmWhile I am quite happy with what my three players did last night, the game is in no way over. In particular, I'm not looking forward to figuring out how big of a lead I'll need Sunday evening to feel comfortable with Mahomes and Hunt (and McManus - if I don't mention him, he'll kick six field goals) looming Monday night.
So, cram your reverse jinx.
I'm having the worst coaching year ever. In this league, I'm constantly leaving my highest-scoring flex on the bench and picking shitty defenses. I'm lucky I have the stars I have or I'd be 0-4 easily.
My other league I left nearly 60 points on the bench which hurts, but I paid a lot of FAAB for shitty players and dropped players who went off yesterday.
My gall is sufficiently mitigated. Thank you for your concern.
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I'm not counting it as a win because "Mahomes throws for five TDs, including two to Hunt" is not off the table. That would get you 2/3 of the way home without a single point from yardage. At one point yesterday, the website listed me having a 96% percent chance of winning, but Kamara's three TDs have you up to 23%. I'm likely to win, but I'm not counting on it yet.Giff wrote: ↑Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:53 am64 points from Mahomes/Hunt/McManus?DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:21 pmWhile I am quite happy with what my three players did last night, the game is in no way over. In particular, I'm not looking forward to figuring out how big of a lead I'll need Sunday evening to feel comfortable with Mahomes and Hunt (and McManus - if I don't mention him, he'll kick six field goals) looming Monday night.
So, cram your reverse jinx.
I'm having the worst coaching year ever. In this league, I'm constantly leaving my highest-scoring flex on the bench and picking shitty defenses. I'm lucky I have the stars I have or I'd be 0-4 easily.
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On the play during the game-winning drive where Kelce got drilled in the end zone, Hunt was wide open and would've trotted in for the score. That would've been an epic comeback, but alas I fall short and now get to lament not starting Alshon over Cole. Ugh.
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This bears repeating.
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Oooh me next! Me next!
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I guess my 42-point win came too early in the season, back when sabo had hope.
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14 team league. I beat the score of 11 players. naturally I play one of the two with higher score.
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Things have stabilized a bit at Sabo FC. I hope Le'Veon Bell doesn't play this season.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:53 pmI guess my 42-point win came too early in the season, back when sabo had hope.
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I lost my big money league on the very last play for our players - the Thomas TD in Denver.
Luckily my Mahomes/Hunt helped cover up my worst coaching decision ever in my other league. I'm a great GM, shitty coach.
Luckily my Mahomes/Hunt helped cover up my worst coaching decision ever in my other league. I'm a great GM, shitty coach.
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I literally flipped a coin between Goff and Mahomes yesterday in my big pool.
Luckily, the coin was smarter than I am.
Luckily, the coin was smarter than I am.
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I have the opposite hope...Sabo wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:04 amThings have stabilized a bit at Sabo FC. I hope Le'Veon Bell doesn't play this season.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:53 pmI guess my 42-point win came too early in the season, back when sabo had hope.
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Yeah, I'm a James Conner owner, so I'm rooting for the holdout.GoodKarma wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:28 pmI have the opposite hope...Sabo wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:04 amThings have stabilized a bit at Sabo FC. I hope Le'Veon Bell doesn't play this season.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:53 pmI guess my 42-point win came too early in the season, back when sabo had hope.
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In my aforementioned "Big pool," I had the #2 pick. Guy with the first pick started the draft on autoselect and got Bell. I then took Gurley.sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:38 pmYeah, I'm a James Conner owner, so I'm rooting for the holdout.GoodKarma wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:28 pmI have the opposite hope...Sabo wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:04 amThings have stabilized a bit at Sabo FC. I hope Le'Veon Bell doesn't play this season.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:53 pmI guess my 42-point win came too early in the season, back when sabo had hope.
Little things like that keep me from feeling that the world is an irredeemably bleak and awful place.
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Yeah, but your strength of schedule is gonna get a bump.
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My score was nice.
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I don't know what's worse: Losing to Syb or losing to him because of one of my worst drops at the beginning of the year.
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Thanks for letting me keep first place.
And look at Sabo, charging hard to knock the Stick out of the postseason.
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Happy to do that. Sure seems like I lose to his team every year, playoffs or not.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:06 pmThanks for letting me keep first place.
And look at Sabo, charging hard to knock the Stick out of the postseason.
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To quote John Cougar Mellencamp "Ertz So Good!"DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:06 pmThanks for letting me keep first place.
And look at Sabo, charging hard to knock the Stick out of the postseason.
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Guess I have to write the first "playoff picture update" to inform everyone that we have clinched postseason berths.Giff wrote: ↑Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:29 pmTo quote John Cougar Mellencamp "Ertz So Good!"DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:06 pmThanks for letting me keep first place.
And look at Sabo, charging hard to knock the Stick out of the postseason.
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Checked in around halftime, saw I had a 99% chance of winning. Checked the score this morning, and WTF?!?! Despite mathematical possibilities, I've been out of it in this league for weeks.Giff wrote: ↑Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:29 pmTo quote John Cougar Mellencamp "Ertz So Good!"DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:06 pmThanks for letting me keep first place.
And look at Sabo, charging hard to knock the Stick out of the postseason.
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Pretty amazing I have a 61-point lead on Giff right now, and I don't feel confident it will hold. He still has Pat Mahomes and Kareem Hunt left to play.
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I'm up 49 in my other league and he has Mahomes/Butcher. I'm confident something's going to happen where I somehow lose both.
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When he was down 64 earlier this season, he got 59 in one game from Mahomes, Hunt and Brandon McManus.
In other words, I know the feeling.
Also, I hope you hold on.
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I have never been so invested in a Monday night game. I need a Goff/Cooks TD and I'll probably win in our pool. In my small money pool, I need 18 points and have Cooks (points are easier to get in that one). and in my big pool I am trailing by 29.5 and have Mahomes, Cooks, Gurley and Butker and my opponent has Hill.
Should be a fun night!
Should be a fun night!
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