OR!... or.... It's the one you pick when it's cold as fuck in the long ass winter and the robin showing up is the first sign of spring.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:19 pm
50. Connecticut/Michigan/Wisconsin - American Robin. The robin is what you pick when you just found out that you need a state bird and the deadline is in 5 minutes. Lame.
The Random Rankings Thread
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Yea, no.
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I was rightJohnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:19 pm 16. Vermont - Hermit Thrush. 99% chance there is an indie band from Vermont with this name.
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Really good brewery as well.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:25 pmI was rightJohnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:19 pm 16. Vermont - Hermit Thrush. 99% chance there is an indie band from Vermont with this name.
(Red clover? They're hitting all the greatest hits. Wonder if their first EP is Sugar Maple.)
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They hang out by cars in the morning because the tires heat up faster than everything else.
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Rush with the local knowledge! Meep beep!
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National Parks I've Been To So Far, weighted 75% by "would I go back?" and 25% "man that was impressive" and also heavily influenced by weather
American League
1. Zion
2. Kings Canyon
3. Sequoia
National League
4. Acadia
5. Shenandoah
6. Smokies
I have no idea what to do with Grand Canyon. It would actually be the last one I'd return to because my feet are still sweaty from that one time I got within 6 feet of a railing and there's really not much there once you've seen the views and you don't care about trekking down from the rim or camping. But I'm superglad we went because it's, you know, the Grand Frigging Canyon
American League
1. Zion
2. Kings Canyon
3. Sequoia
National League
4. Acadia
5. Shenandoah
6. Smokies
I have no idea what to do with Grand Canyon. It would actually be the last one I'd return to because my feet are still sweaty from that one time I got within 6 feet of a railing and there's really not much there once you've seen the views and you don't care about trekking down from the rim or camping. But I'm superglad we went because it's, you know, the Grand Frigging Canyon
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Here's Sabo's rankings, based on the same weighting:
1. Crater Lake
2. Yosemite
3. Volcanoes
4. Grand Canyon
5. Teddy Roosevelt
6. Cuyahoga Valley
7. Mammoth Cave
8. Everglades
9. Shenandoah (this one is being judged harder due to weather; been there twice and the weather was utter shit each time, so fuck it)
10. Smokies
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Looked like a pretty epic trip.Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:59 am National Parks I've Been To So Far, weighted 75% by "would I go back?" and 25% "man that was impressive" and also heavily influenced by weather
American League
1. Zion
2. Kings Canyon
3. Sequoia
National League
4. Acadia
5. Shenandoah
6. Smokies
I have no idea what to do with Grand Canyon. It would actually be the last one I'd return to because my feet are still sweaty from that one time I got within 6 feet of a railing and there's really not much there once you've seen the views and you don't care about trekking down from the rim or camping. But I'm superglad we went because it's, you know, the Grand Frigging Canyon.
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Yeah, definitely felt some vacation envy.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Oh, that's *almost* enough for a mini-draft.
Acadia - One of my favorite places on the planet.
Yellowstone - Went for almost 2 weeks some years back and barely made a dent.
Yosemite - Jaw dropping
Grand Teton - Didn't really have time to explore, mostly a drive-by. Gorgeous.
Smoky Mountains - Something about a camp fire and view in this place is magical.
Rocky Mountain - Mainly did a drive-thru here, would love to go back.
Everglades - Gators.
Mesa Verde - Glad to have seen it, not going back.
Redwood - Tall ass trees. Cool. Next.
Sequoia - See Redwood.
Joshua Tree - Weird ass trees in the desert. Midling U2 album.
Shenandoah - I've spent a LOT of time here. It's nice enough, just kind of there.
Gateway Arch - Cool, but not THAT cool and kind of a check the box thing. Check.
Acadia - One of my favorite places on the planet.
Yellowstone - Went for almost 2 weeks some years back and barely made a dent.
Yosemite - Jaw dropping
Grand Teton - Didn't really have time to explore, mostly a drive-by. Gorgeous.
Smoky Mountains - Something about a camp fire and view in this place is magical.
Rocky Mountain - Mainly did a drive-thru here, would love to go back.
Everglades - Gators.
Mesa Verde - Glad to have seen it, not going back.
Redwood - Tall ass trees. Cool. Next.
Sequoia - See Redwood.
Joshua Tree - Weird ass trees in the desert. Midling U2 album.
Shenandoah - I've spent a LOT of time here. It's nice enough, just kind of there.
Gateway Arch - Cool, but not THAT cool and kind of a check the box thing. Check.
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It occurs to me that I've never visited many National Parks. Smokies and Mammoth Cave for certain. Ummm. That's the list.
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On one hand, I agree that any kind of ranking is completely subjective and there's no real wrong opinions. On the other hand, calling The Joshua Tree a "middling" U2 album is the most ridiculous statement in this thread.
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I'm guessing that those of you who gave Sequoia a relatively low ranking probably never ventured far from the main roads. That's the way I felt the first time I visited there. Big trees. Woo hoo. But, the second time we visited, we camped out, and went on some long hikes into large groves of enormous trees that were far from the crowds. It made you feel like you fell into the land of the giants or something. Awe inspiring and jaw dropping beauty.
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Can't believe that no one has put any of the Utah parks (Arches/Bryce/Zion/Canyonlands/Capitol Reef) in their rankings. Arches, for me, is an all timer.
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Never been to any of them. Utah is one of the few states I’ve never visited.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:06 am Can't believe that no one has put any of the Utah parks (Arches/Bryce/Zion/Canyonlands/Capitol Reef) in their rankings. Arches, for me, is an all timer.
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Other than the guy who started the discussion having Zion as his number 1?DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:06 am Can't believe that no one has put any of the Utah parks (Arches/Bryce/Zion/Canyonlands/Capitol Reef) in their rankings. Arches, for me, is an all timer.
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My Favorite Things, Ranked
1. Schnitzel with noodles
2. Sleigh bells
3. Warm woolen mittens
4. Crisp apple strudels
5. Raindrops on roses
6. Bright copper kettles
7. Brown paper packages tied up with string
8. Silver-white winters that melt into spring
9. Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
10. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
11. Cream-colored ponies
12. Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
13. Whiskers on kittens
14. Getting hit by a busfull of Nazis
15. Doorbells
1. Schnitzel with noodles
2. Sleigh bells
3. Warm woolen mittens
4. Crisp apple strudels
5. Raindrops on roses
6. Bright copper kettles
7. Brown paper packages tied up with string
8. Silver-white winters that melt into spring
9. Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
10. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
11. Cream-colored ponies
12. Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
13. Whiskers on kittens
14. Getting hit by a busfull of Nazis
15. Doorbells
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Can't believe I missed this thread for five months.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:06 am Can't believe that no one has put any of the Utah parks (Arches/Bryce/Zion/Canyonlands/Capitol Reef) in their rankings. Arches, for me, is an all timer.
The right answer is Canyonlands/Zion/Bryce/Arches/Capitol Reef. It may depend on whether you are more interested in scenic views versus hiking/biking, and whether you prefer looking at neverending vistas or interesting rock formations.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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This is fantastic. I loved it when my kids were Sound of Music years old.Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:06 am My Favorite Things, Ranked
1. Schnitzel with noodles
2. Sleigh bells
3. Warm woolen mittens
4. Crisp apple strudels
5. Raindrops on roses
6. Bright copper kettles
7. Brown paper packages tied up with string
8. Silver-white winters that melt into spring
9. Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
10. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
11. Cream-colored ponies
12. Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
13. Whiskers on kittens
14. Getting hit by a busfull of Nazis
15. Doorbells
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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My kids have never seen it, and I think that makes me an all-star parent. God I hate that movie.Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:31 pmThis is fantastic. I loved it when my kids were Sound of Music years old.Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:06 am My Favorite Things, Ranked
1. Schnitzel with noodles
2. Sleigh bells
3. Warm woolen mittens
4. Crisp apple strudels
5. Raindrops on roses
6. Bright copper kettles
7. Brown paper packages tied up with string
8. Silver-white winters that melt into spring
9. Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
10. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
11. Cream-colored ponies
12. Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
13. Whiskers on kittens
14. Getting hit by a busfull of Nazis
15. Doorbells
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I hated it as a kid, so no way was I going to watch it again. But I do love me some schnitzel.The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:58 pmMy kids have never seen it, and I think that makes me an all-star parent. God I hate that movie.Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:31 pmThis is fantastic. I loved it when my kids were Sound of Music years old.Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:06 am My Favorite Things, Ranked
1. Schnitzel with noodles
2. Sleigh bells
3. Warm woolen mittens
4. Crisp apple strudels
5. Raindrops on roses
6. Bright copper kettles
7. Brown paper packages tied up with string
8. Silver-white winters that melt into spring
9. Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
10. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
11. Cream-colored ponies
12. Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
13. Whiskers on kittens
14. Getting hit by a busfull of Nazis
15. Doorbells
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My least favorite thing about every Swamper:
1. brian picks out all the green apple ones in a communal bowl of Jolly Ranchers
2. kranepool clamors for pineapple pizza when someone else is ordering, then goes for another pizza when it arrives
3. Pruitt picks up baked goods at the store with his bare hands when the tongs are right there
4. A_B doesn't tip and then tries to excuse it as a protest that wait staff deserve a living wage
5. degenerasian posts to Facebook 20 times a day but never "Likes" anyone else's stuff
6. The Sybian stares at people and then quickly turns away as soon as they notice
7. sancarlos pushes the "close doors" button on an elevator when he sees someone running to catch it
8. Johnnie corrects people by pointing out that the 21st century started with the year 2001, not 2000
9. rass asks to come with you when you're about to go running, then just wants to walk
10. Gunpowder says he doesn't want anything when you're getting drinks, then asks for a sip of yours
11. Ryan spells Halloween with the apostrophe between the E's
12. govmentchedda spits out his gum into the urinals in public restrooms
13. wlu_lax6 insists he can just follow you in his own car when you're driving somewhere, then gets separated and calls asking where you are
14. Jerloma responds to texts you put a lot of effort into with "k"
15. Rush2112 licks his fingers when flipping through the pages of a document other people are going to handle
16. Shirley takes books into the bathroom to read at the bookstore, then doesn't buy them
17. tennbengal asks an open-ended question with one minute left at the end of a really long meeting
18. Giff uses the word "yummy" to describe things other than food
19. Sabo feels the stomachs of pregnant women he meets without asking first
20. Rex reclines his seat back on an airplane during a daytime flight
21. Brontoburglar offers unsolicited advice to people he sees working on their cars
22. Nonlinear FC uses a pretentious accent when saying the names of ethnic foods
23. BSF21 accuses people of stealing his stuff only to realized he had just misplaced it, but doesn't apologize
24. P.D.X. insists on bringing the most important food items to a barbecue, then is the last one to arrive
25. Steve of phpBB refuses to let anyone in front of him during a zipper merge
26. DaveInSeattle gets into loud public arguments with his family, then yells at onlookers to mind their own business
27. DSafetyGuy does the "make a circle with one hand and then poke with a finger from the other hand" gesture when talking about sex
28. Joe K is waiting at the crosswalk when you get there, but didn't push the call button for the pedestrian signal
29. bfj's car is covered with outdated bumper stickers for political candidates who didn't win
30. EnochRoot wears pro sports jerseys with his own last name custom printed on the back
31. L-Jam3 goes to the zoo and makes an ass of himself trying to get the animals' attention
32. duff always cc's your boss when e-mailing you
33. HaulCitgo wants to sit out on the restaurant patio when it's not really warm enough
34. cerrano stands still on airport moving walkways and blocks the way around with his baggage
35. TT2.0 orders porn on pay-per-view in his hotel room, then lies to the front desk and says the charges must be in error
36. Rams Fanny is always offering to keep his friends' wives "company" when the friend is out of town on business
37. mister d ruins people's appetites by pointing out that something on their plate looks like a part of the human anatomy
38. Moreta plays audio direct from her phone speakers on public transportation
39. EdRomero takes 10 minutes to tell a joke and then the punchline is a pun
Happy New Year, everyone!
1. brian picks out all the green apple ones in a communal bowl of Jolly Ranchers
2. kranepool clamors for pineapple pizza when someone else is ordering, then goes for another pizza when it arrives
3. Pruitt picks up baked goods at the store with his bare hands when the tongs are right there
4. A_B doesn't tip and then tries to excuse it as a protest that wait staff deserve a living wage
5. degenerasian posts to Facebook 20 times a day but never "Likes" anyone else's stuff
6. The Sybian stares at people and then quickly turns away as soon as they notice
7. sancarlos pushes the "close doors" button on an elevator when he sees someone running to catch it
8. Johnnie corrects people by pointing out that the 21st century started with the year 2001, not 2000
9. rass asks to come with you when you're about to go running, then just wants to walk
10. Gunpowder says he doesn't want anything when you're getting drinks, then asks for a sip of yours
11. Ryan spells Halloween with the apostrophe between the E's
12. govmentchedda spits out his gum into the urinals in public restrooms
13. wlu_lax6 insists he can just follow you in his own car when you're driving somewhere, then gets separated and calls asking where you are
14. Jerloma responds to texts you put a lot of effort into with "k"
15. Rush2112 licks his fingers when flipping through the pages of a document other people are going to handle
16. Shirley takes books into the bathroom to read at the bookstore, then doesn't buy them
17. tennbengal asks an open-ended question with one minute left at the end of a really long meeting
18. Giff uses the word "yummy" to describe things other than food
19. Sabo feels the stomachs of pregnant women he meets without asking first
20. Rex reclines his seat back on an airplane during a daytime flight
21. Brontoburglar offers unsolicited advice to people he sees working on their cars
22. Nonlinear FC uses a pretentious accent when saying the names of ethnic foods
23. BSF21 accuses people of stealing his stuff only to realized he had just misplaced it, but doesn't apologize
24. P.D.X. insists on bringing the most important food items to a barbecue, then is the last one to arrive
25. Steve of phpBB refuses to let anyone in front of him during a zipper merge
26. DaveInSeattle gets into loud public arguments with his family, then yells at onlookers to mind their own business
27. DSafetyGuy does the "make a circle with one hand and then poke with a finger from the other hand" gesture when talking about sex
28. Joe K is waiting at the crosswalk when you get there, but didn't push the call button for the pedestrian signal
29. bfj's car is covered with outdated bumper stickers for political candidates who didn't win
30. EnochRoot wears pro sports jerseys with his own last name custom printed on the back
31. L-Jam3 goes to the zoo and makes an ass of himself trying to get the animals' attention
32. duff always cc's your boss when e-mailing you
33. HaulCitgo wants to sit out on the restaurant patio when it's not really warm enough
34. cerrano stands still on airport moving walkways and blocks the way around with his baggage
35. TT2.0 orders porn on pay-per-view in his hotel room, then lies to the front desk and says the charges must be in error
36. Rams Fanny is always offering to keep his friends' wives "company" when the friend is out of town on business
37. mister d ruins people's appetites by pointing out that something on their plate looks like a part of the human anatomy
38. Moreta plays audio direct from her phone speakers on public transportation
39. EdRomero takes 10 minutes to tell a joke and then the punchline is a pun
Happy New Year, everyone!
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I really do do that, so that's a little creepy. (Also, watermelon. That and green apple are about the only ones worth a damn.)
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6 and 28. 28 cause im stupid.
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So I'm chatting with a girl and almost used that word to describe a pic she sent me last night, but decided self-consciously not to. Good call!
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But if I'm buying the bagel anyway, what does it matter if I touch it, amirite?
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#6 and it drives my wife nuts.
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1, 3, 6, sometimes 7, 17 if I hate everyone else, 23 towards my kids, 33, and 37
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28, because I know how to cross the street and don't wait for the walk light, if at all possible.
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As well as 20 and 22.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:05 pm28, because I know how to cross the street and don't wait for the walk light, if at all possible.
But I don;t fly very often.
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30 bothers me way more than it should. Because I shouldn't care.
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I think it’s very weird to put your name on it as a grown man.
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When I was in L.A. a couple of years ago, I bought a Lakers t-shirt - not because I like the team, but because it was a Nick Young shirt (#0). (My last name)
I've never worn it out of the house though.
I've never worn it out of the house though.
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sigh. 16 18 20 23 and 33
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Zipper merge sounds like an Rusty Trombone type of move.
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I do #10 to my wife regularly. Especially when she orders dessert at a restaurant.
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Nut and seed butters, ranked
1. Walnut butter
2. Pecan butter
3. Macadamia nut butter
4. Cashew butter
5. Peanut butter
6. Almond butter
7. Something involving the plague
8. Sunflower seed butter
1. Walnut butter
2. Pecan butter
3. Macadamia nut butter
4. Cashew butter
5. Peanut butter
6. Almond butter
7. Something involving the plague
8. Sunflower seed butter
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!