Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
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Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
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Potato salad would be an underrated choice here.
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I mean, if you told me i could only pick one thing to ever have with a burger for the rest of my life, I suppose I'd go fries. But it always depends on the restaurant for me. There's a place next to my office where the onion rings are worlds better than the fries. Then there's a place that makes homemade chips so i get those there.
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I don't think I'd want to eat anything other than fries or onion rings with a burger.
And I think HaulCitgo's criteria exclude potato salad.
And I think HaulCitgo's criteria exclude potato salad.
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Tater tots.HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
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I didn't see that, but that's bullshit. To me burger and potato salad just like being at a barbecue. People don't be eating fries with burgers that you cook out on your grill.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:33 pm I don't think I'd want to eat anything other than fries or onion rings with a burger.
And I think HaulCitgo's criteria exclude potato salad.
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I would if I could make them as tasty as fries I get at restaurants.brian wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:41 pmI didn't see that, but that's bullshit. To me burger and potato salad just like being at a barbecue. People don't be eating fries with burgers that you cook out on your grill.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:33 pm I don't think I'd want to eat anything other than fries or onion rings with a burger.
And I think HaulCitgo's criteria exclude potato salad.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:33 pm I don't think I'd want to eat anything other than fries or onion rings with a burger.
And I think HaulCitgo's criteria exclude potato salad.
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I know this is going to turn into the whole "you ask for NO bacon???" but ... I don't think potato anything is an ideal side for a burger because the roll makes it carb + carb.
(On that note, its worth pointing out my ideal onion ring is minimally breaded. Google "Kream and Kone Cape Cod onion rings" for an example.)
(On that note, its worth pointing out my ideal onion ring is minimally breaded. Google "Kream and Kone Cape Cod onion rings" for an example.)
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If the burger is on a steamed bagel, then what?
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When I grill a burger at home, I like to have pork and beans as a side. But, I never get that when I'm out, because pork and beans always tastes like bum at a restaurant.
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Damn, that was cold! Mister D is way more food snobby than I am. I was going to say fries, but that requires a fork.HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
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Far and away, the most underrated potato dish.Sabo wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:39 pmTater tots.HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
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Wait, what?The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:02 pmDamn, that was cold! Mister D is way more food snobby than I am. I was going to say fries, but that requires a fork.HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
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Sybian uses a fork and knife to eat a Snickers bar, too.A_B wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:48 pmWait, what?The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:02 pmDamn, that was cold! Mister D is way more food snobby than I am. I was going to say fries, but that requires a fork.HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
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How do you eat fries, rube?A_B wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:48 pmWait, what?The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:02 pmDamn, that was cold! Mister D is way more food snobby than I am. I was going to say fries, but that requires a fork.HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
(I could be going insane or it's deja vu or something, but I could swear we had a discussion about eating fries with a fork before.)
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I don’t eat fries with a fork unless they are cheese fries or otherwise smothered. I could be Canadian!
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Do you guys take applesauce and a juice box with your tots, or do you prefer chocolate milk?
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I will defend the tater tot by pointing out that there is nothing particularly mature about french fries.
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Tater tots are fucking dumb and the way I know this is because they’re trendy at Disneyworld
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They're called "Totchos."
Do they even portmanteau, bro?
It's like when I see "Oreo S'mores." They're fucking S'moreos.
Do they even portmanteau, bro?
It's like when I see "Oreo S'mores." They're fucking S'moreos.
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I don't think they're bad. But I'd rather have a slightly slower sit down burger than fast food anytime. I am really amazed that the 5 Guys on the Hill on Boulder (student area) and went out of business!Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:59 am I am with mister d on Five Guys. Granted I only had it once, but didn't put me in a hurry to try again with other options available.
I like In N Out, I just wish that they used something besides the melted cheese shit.
I agree with Johnny on the Blakes. For a local place in NM they have good burgers, but that might be the green chile talking.
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That was a joke, FFS. Can't believe that spawned a 15 post thread.A_B wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:48 pmWait, what?The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:02 pmDamn, that was cold! Mister D is way more food snobby than I am. I was going to say fries, but that requires a fork.HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:26 pm Which raises the question "What goes best with a burger?" Beer being the single correct answer, I will exclude drink options. To omit Sybian's responses I will exclude anything that requires silverware. To keep it relevant it must be found on a fast food menu somewhere.
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You suck (your french fries then pour ketchup over them and then eat them)
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You posted something calling them "man food" to defend them. Points are automatically deducted for that.
And tots are terrible at least 90% of the time because they are cooked poorly.
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Oh, I just found that picture online. Wouldn't put it anywhere near my mouth.
I'm a purist when it comes to tots.
I'm a purist when it comes to tots.
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i got called a "disgusting stoner fuck" at whataburger at 330am last night cause i put fries bbq sauce and season salt on top of my burger then dipped it in my milkshake and ate it....my point is, its 330am at fucking whataburger....why WOULDNT i be stoned?
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But dipping in the milkshake?
You kids today.
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i was in fucking outer space
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The chicken sandwich at Popeye's is easily the best fast food chicken sandwich.
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At Love Field for a connection so figured I’d have Chick-Fil-A for the first time in about 15 years and I don’t get the hype. It’s good but not any better than Wendy’s chicken sandwich. I should have got Whataburger. Buyers remorse.
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The chick fil as here in town are far superior to Wendy’s. I’ve never had Popeyes Sammie because I always get spicy tenders or leg/wing combo.
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I definitely feel like I need to try the Popeyes sandwich now. I usually get the tenders there.
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Now I’m just kinda angry there’s no Whataburger in Las Vegas.
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