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Needed a new thread to post this:

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Aw, was off looking for this to do the same:
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I'm just hoping for four games that don't have us yakking afterwards about disputed officials' calls/reviews.
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:09 pm I'm just hoping for four games that don't have us yakking afterwards about disputed officials' calls/reviews.
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Betting wise, I took the Saints and the underdogs in the other 3 games.
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Pruitt wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:10 pm Betting wise, I took the Saints and the underdogs in the other 3 games.
Assuming these are ATS picks, that sounds like a good bet to me. The Saints are the only favorite that I expect to win comfortably. I really think the Cowboys will upset
the Rams and that the two AFC favorites could have tough games.
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Joe K wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:34 am
Pruitt wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:10 pm Betting wise, I took the Saints and the underdogs in the other 3 games.
Assuming these are ATS picks, that sounds like a good bet to me. The Saints are the only favorite that I expect to win comfortably. I really think the Cowboys will upset
the Rams and that the two AFC favorites could have tough games.
Yeah, ATS.

But I've got to say, no result would surprise me this weekend.
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Pruitt wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:45 am
Joe K wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:34 am
Pruitt wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:10 pm Betting wise, I took the Saints and the underdogs in the other 3 games.
Assuming these are ATS picks, that sounds like a good bet to me. The Saints are the only favorite that I expect to win comfortably. I really think the Cowboys will upset
the Rams and that the two AFC favorites could have tough games.
Yeah, ATS.

But I've got to say, no result would surprise me this weekend.
I can’t see a reality where Philly wins unless Brees gets hurt, but each of the other three games could go either way.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:33 am
Pruitt wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:45 am
Joe K wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:34 am
Pruitt wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:10 pm Betting wise, I took the Saints and the underdogs in the other 3 games.
Assuming these are ATS picks, that sounds like a good bet to me. The Saints are the only favorite that I expect to win comfortably. I really think the Cowboys will upset
the Rams and that the two AFC favorites could have tough games.
Yeah, ATS.

But I've got to say, no result would surprise me this weekend.
I can’t see a reality where Philly wins unless Brees gets hurt, but each of the other three games could go either way.
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If my heart wasn't in it, I would likely take Dallas and the points. Instead I'm looking hard at the over. I think the Rams are putting up 30. If you think Dallas covers, then it's a no brainer.
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I’ve got KC and over on teaser so I would have loved that FG.
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I'm stunned that the team one year off of a really shitty roster that has like 1.5 quality wins on the season is struggling here against one of the greatest offenses in recent memory.
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Rams Fanny wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:12 pm If my heart wasn't in it, I would likely take Dallas and the points. Instead I'm looking hard at the over. I think the Rams are putting up 30. If you think Dallas covers, then it's a no brainer.
For some reason I'm leaning under on this one but not confident enough to actually place a bet.

Not that the Rams aren't good but they've struggled against really good defenses in the past two years IMO because so much of their success is due to scheme.
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I'm scared to take the over. I dont think any of the 5 playoffs games so far have gone over.

Dallas +7 seems safe.

Actually I have a parlay
Dallas +10.5 and New England ML. Odds are +150.
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How many TVs have the Chefs history kept tuned into this game?
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When you factor in degree of difficulty for the opposing defense that’s about as impotent a performance offensively as I can ever remember in the playoffs.
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Colts are like a poker player with massive outs all night but hit none of them.

When it goes wrong it all goes wrong.
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I don't know if this Colts kicker has what it takes to make it in the NFL
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brian wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:19 pm When you factor in degree of difficulty for the opposing defense that’s about as impotent a performance offensively as I can ever remember in the playoffs.
The Jags-Bills game last year was perhaps the worst playoff game ever... but you're not far off.
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Pruitt wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:57 pm
brian wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:19 pm When you factor in degree of difficulty for the opposing defense that’s about as impotent a performance offensively as I can ever remember in the playoffs.
The Jags-Bills game last year was perhaps the worst playoff game ever... but you're not far off.
Yeah, but at least Jason Mendoza was there to liven the crowd up.
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Goddammitt, take the time out BEFORE the two-minute warning, Jason. It saves you at least 5 seconds.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:11 pm Goddammitt, take the time out BEFORE the two-minute warning, Jason. It saves you at least 5 seconds.
But then that opens the door for a 3rd down pass against the 2 minute warning.
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i didnt ger to watch any rams cowboys...so do cowboys fans have any legit gripes about the refs\missed calls? just preparing for fb
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TT2.0 wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:30 am i didnt ger to watch any rams cowboys...so do cowboys fans have any legit gripes about the refs\missed calls? just preparing for fb
Meh - that sack call was comically awful, but they gave up 273 rushing yards.

When a team does that, they really deserve to lose.
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Pruitt, are you enjoying the weekend of former Bills receivers?
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EdRomero wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:38 am Pruitt, are you enjoying the weekend of former Bills receivers?
Ha!

No.
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Pruitt wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:57 pm
brian wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:19 pm When you factor in degree of difficulty for the opposing defense that’s about as impotent a performance offensively as I can ever remember in the playoffs.
The Jags-Bills game last year was perhaps the worst playoff game ever... but you're not far off.

Man was that one awful. Tyrod Taylor was horrifically bad...and he was the 2nd worst QB in that game.
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Pruitt wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:28 am
TT2.0 wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:30 am i didnt ger to watch any rams cowboys...so do cowboys fans have any legit gripes about the refs\missed calls? just preparing for fb
Meh - that sack call was comically awful, but they gave up 273 rushing yards.

When a team does that, they really deserve to lose.

Yeah they got absolutely shredded on the ground. Didn't see that coming.
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degenerasian wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:25 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:11 pm Goddammitt, take the time out BEFORE the two-minute warning, Jason. It saves you at least 5 seconds.
But then that opens the door for a 3rd down pass against the 2 minute warning.
Right - you should never call a timeout right before the 2 minute warning.
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I'm sure New Englanders have forgotten about their penalty conspiracies from a month ago.
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A_B wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 2:35 pm This is a joyless game.
I'm enjoying it
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Gunpowder wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:36 am
degenerasian wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:25 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:11 pm Goddammitt, take the time out BEFORE the two-minute warning, Jason. It saves you at least 5 seconds.
But then that opens the door for a 3rd down pass against the 2 minute warning.
Right - you should never call a timeout right before the 2 minute warning.
You do if you’re losing and on defense, trying to conserve clock.
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EdRomero wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 2:35 pm Gronk is the man. Not a catch but he blocks. I'm drunt
Probably going to be a lot of drunt people in New England today.
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