The Punchable Faces Thread
Moderators: Shirley, Sabo, brian, rass, DaveInSeattle
- Pruitt
- The Dude
- Posts: 18105
- Joined: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:02 am
- Location: North Shore of Lake Ontario
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Martin Shkreli Gets 7 Years In Jail
Fitting that he's going to learn about injections (of the hot beef kind) while in jail.
Fitting that he's going to learn about injections (of the hot beef kind) while in jail.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Sez here that he is actually a well-liked guy among the other inmates in prison.Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:02 pm Martin Shkreli Gets 7 Years In Jail
Fitting that he's going to learn about injections (of the hot beef kind) while in jail.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
- Johnny Carwash
- The Dude
- Posts: 6001
- Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:57 am
- Location: Land of 10,000 Sununus
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Sounds like a case of "rich guy protects himself in prison by promising the tough guys cushy jobs once they get out, then totally reneges," which I think is the plot of an Elmore Leonard book.
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Out Of Sight.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:21 pm Sounds like a case of "rich guy protects himself in prison by promising the tough guys cushy jobs once they get out, then totally reneges," which I think is the plot of an Elmore Leonard book.
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
- Pruitt
- The Dude
- Posts: 18105
- Joined: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:02 am
- Location: North Shore of Lake Ontario
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Been a while...
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
- Pruitt
- The Dude
- Posts: 18105
- Joined: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:02 am
- Location: North Shore of Lake Ontario
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Just spent part of my birthday reading the Sunday Times...
The above post may have been the most enjoyable thing i read all day!
The above post may have been the most enjoyable thing i read all day!
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
- DaveInSeattle
- The Dude
- Posts: 8988
- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:51 am
- Location: Seattle, WA
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Milo Y. is broke, deep in debt, and got booted off of Patreon in less then 24 hours
The alt-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos is in trouble. Thanks to an Australian lawsuit, his finances were made public for the first time this week, and folks... they’re not good. The one-time Breitbart writer owes at least $2 million in debt to various lawyers and funders, including $400,000 to right-wing billionaires the Mercers, The Guardian reports (in a snarky Instagram post, Yiannopoulos claimed it is actually $4 million). In order to pay off this debt, like any good Extremely Online millennial, he turned to Patreon.
This experiment in crowdfunding—titled “Milo is creating his marvelous 2019 comeback”—didn’t last long. The comeback lasted ... less than 24 hours: within a day, Yiannopoulos’ page was pulled from the website, according to The Verge (you can view an archived version here).
- Pruitt
- The Dude
- Posts: 18105
- Joined: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:02 am
- Location: North Shore of Lake Ontario
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I just can't fathom thinking you're a superior being to most other humans in the world and then doing that before going on national television.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
- Pruitt
- The Dude
- Posts: 18105
- Joined: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:02 am
- Location: North Shore of Lake Ontario
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I started losing hair at 17 and was pretty good about it.
However, there are a lot of men who can not handle it. I see 80 year old guys in toupees and know a few guys who've had transplants.
My best friend has spent untold thousands of dollars on Rogaine over the past 20 years for really no apparent reason.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I’ve still got all my hair, while my two brothers lost most of their’s years ago. My (living) brother bitches about it whenever we get together.Pruitt wrote: ↑Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:37 amI started losing hair at 17 and was pretty good about it.
However, there are a lot of men who can not handle it. I see 80 year old guys in toupees and know a few guys who've had transplants.
My best friend has spent untold thousands of dollars on Rogaine over the past 20 years for really no apparent reason.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Steven Miller is such a little bitchface. That dude certainly has dead hookers buried in his backyard.
(Anyhoo, I'm 35 with no gray or thinning hair. I look very much the same as I did 10 years ago. I do have gray nose hairs though. With my levels of stress I don't know why I'm like this. I'm guessing by the time I go to grow a beard or long hair it'll be only gray because the military took away all my great hair growing years.)
(Anyhoo, I'm 35 with no gray or thinning hair. I look very much the same as I did 10 years ago. I do have gray nose hairs though. With my levels of stress I don't know why I'm like this. I'm guessing by the time I go to grow a beard or long hair it'll be only gray because the military took away all my great hair growing years.)
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
- Square Rob
- Jesus Quintana
- Posts: 769
- Joined: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:43 pm
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I started losing it at 20. Not terribly, but had a noticeable bald’ing’ spot at that time. I could give two shits about it.Pruitt wrote: ↑Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:37 amI started losing hair at 17 and was pretty good about it.
However, there are a lot of men who can not handle it. I see 80 year old guys in toupees and know a few guys who've had transplants.
My best friend has spent untold thousands of dollars on Rogaine over the past 20 years for really no apparent reason.
- Pruitt
- The Dude
- Posts: 18105
- Joined: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:02 am
- Location: North Shore of Lake Ontario
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
It's one of those things that doesn't happen overnight - there's a lot of time to get ready for being bald.Square Rob wrote: ↑Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:53 pmI started losing it at 20. Not terribly, but had a noticeable bald’ing’ spot at that time. I could give two shits about it.Pruitt wrote: ↑Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:37 amI started losing hair at 17 and was pretty good about it.
However, there are a lot of men who can not handle it. I see 80 year old guys in toupees and know a few guys who've had transplants.
My best friend has spent untold thousands of dollars on Rogaine over the past 20 years for really no apparent reason.
And fuck Steven Miller.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
- DaveInSeattle
- The Dude
- Posts: 8988
- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:51 am
- Location: Seattle, WA
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Twitter thread about all of the various Milo Y. incarnations...
- DSafetyGuy
- The Dude
- Posts: 9106
- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:29 pm
- Location: Behind the high school
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
He's the worst outcome of all possible versions of Jared Leto.
“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
This is the perfect spot to put former Marlins President David Samson.
My avatar corresponds on my place in the Swamp posting list with the all-time Home Run list. Number 45 is Paul Konerko with 439.
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Wife and I had a 3.5 hr layover at LAX flying home from vacation so bought a day pass for the Delta Sky Club and literally about every third person in here is horrible. I could never live in Southern California.
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
- DaveInSeattle
- The Dude
- Posts: 8988
- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:51 am
- Location: Seattle, WA
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I would never advocate punching a woman....however...
Imagine your life's ambition being a bargain-basement version of Tomi Lahren, who herself is a cheap knock-off version of Ann Coulter.
Imagine your life's ambition being a bargain-basement version of Tomi Lahren, who herself is a cheap knock-off version of Ann Coulter.
- A_B
- The Dude
- Posts: 24195
- Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:36 am
- Location: Getting them boards like a wolf in the chicken pen.
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
That came across my feed this morning. I blocked her.
My gall is sufficiently mitigated. Thank you for your concern.
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
That's ok. We know we're non-essential.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
- Pruitt
- The Dude
- Posts: 18105
- Joined: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:02 am
- Location: North Shore of Lake Ontario
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
And of course, the road that she drove on to get to the airport?
Do you guys see these hats on a regular basis? It would be very hard to take.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
- Johnny Carwash
- The Dude
- Posts: 6001
- Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:57 am
- Location: Land of 10,000 Sununus
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
The Predictable First Names Thread
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Not as much as you might think. It's essentially such an avatar of white supremacy that it's probably not wise to wear one in many places. In Las Vegas for example, if you wear that into a restaurant you'd absolutely get your food spit on or worse by the wait/kitchen staff.
ETA: On the other hand, if you were in rural Kansas or even a really rural area of a "blue state" then it's entirely possible you'd see it on the regular.
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I've only seen one out in the wild and it was jarring.
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I've seen that actual hat 0 times and hats making fun of that hat 10+ times.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
according to last Friday night, mine. Player sucker punched me and I'm still pissed
MOTHERFUCKING 2017 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!Gunpowder wrote:you transcend douchedom.
- Johnny Carwash
- The Dude
- Posts: 6001
- Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:57 am
- Location: Land of 10,000 Sununus
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
This. Despite NH's reputation as right-wingy by Northeast standards, have literally never seen one in real life.
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Only in DC, but this was at the start of the "administration." I'm in less liberal parts of CO quite often but they haven't exchanged the Peter-built or Stihl hats as of yet.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
- Nonlinear FC
- The Dude
- Posts: 11793
- Joined: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:09 pm
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Yeah, I've seen them in around DC by what I assume are tourists.
You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
- A_B
- The Dude
- Posts: 24195
- Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:36 am
- Location: Getting them boards like a wolf in the chicken pen.
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I have seen them, but it isn't as often as you might think. Now, MAGA bumper stickers? All the frigging time.
My gall is sufficiently mitigated. Thank you for your concern.
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
Never seen on in northern Indiana. Not even many bumper stickers. There is some guy with a huge wood sign still in his yard and he flies a Don't Tread On Me flag. Other than that, most of the pro-Trump stuff came down within months of the inauguration.
To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I see the occasional bumper sticker (typically more anti-liberal or pro-"liberty" than pro-Trump). Don't recall seeing anyone wearing a hat. But these guys are my favorite countymates:
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I bought a MAGA hat to wear ironically in the summer of 2015 and made an Instagram post wearing it while wearing my Reagan shirt I got from The RSVLTS. (Also have a Teddy Roosevelt one) I deleted that post.
Then in the summer of 2016 my sister got married and I had "Make Angelica Great Again" hats made. It's a better quality red hat and the same font. I wore it a few times while home and no one said anything.
Then in the summer of 2016 my sister got married and I had "Make Angelica Great Again" hats made. It's a better quality red hat and the same font. I wore it a few times while home and no one said anything.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
- The Sybian
- The Dude
- Posts: 19707
- Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:36 am
- Location: Working in the Crap Part of Jersey
Re: The Punchable Faces Thread
I was about to say I've never seen anyone wearing the hat IRL, but I went back and checked, and sure enough, Trump was wearing one when I saw him at Bedminster during the LPGA US Open.
It's stupid, but I really do get a visceral reaction to the damn thing. I've had a number of times where I see someone wearing a red hat with white writing, and instantly hate them until I get closer and realize it isn't a MAGA hat. I drive past a woman who walks her daughter to my daughter's school every morning, and she always wears a red hat. For months, I thought it was MAGA, but it isn't. I would seriously debate wearing a red hat these days.
It's stupid, but I really do get a visceral reaction to the damn thing. I've had a number of times where I see someone wearing a red hat with white writing, and instantly hate them until I get closer and realize it isn't a MAGA hat. I drive past a woman who walks her daughter to my daughter's school every morning, and she always wears a red hat. For months, I thought it was MAGA, but it isn't. I would seriously debate wearing a red hat these days.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
-Pruitt