Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
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Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Nothing funnier than a snarky self important letter to the editor about how an inanimate object didn't come to life via substitutiary locomotion.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I'll give him points for cleverness, though. That last line reads like the Onion.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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It's probably easier to eat without spoons than it is to kill a bunch of people without guns.
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Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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I thought we told you to stop listening to Screamin' A. Smith!The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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No, not that idiot.Sabo wrote:I thought we told you to stop listening to Screamin' A. Smith!The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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Heh. Nice.The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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Me and the dougs are the opposite of soccer fans and even we were talking about the blizzard game.The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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And who the fuck leaves a loaded shotgun on their porch while the boy next door cleans their yard?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I didn't hear a word about the snow soccer game until this morning.
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Who doesn't?Jerloma wrote:And who the fuck leaves a loaded shotgun on their porch while the boy next door cleans their yard?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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If he had given the gun some prosthetics instead of the wheelchair, this would have so backfired on him.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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These red and pink equal signs seem a little look-at-me-ish. I bet half of these people couldn't give a shit.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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And it's not like Judge Roberts reads your Facebook.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Everyone turned gay on Facebook today!
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I have a lot of gay friends, so, just this one time, I switched it up my Facebook photo to show them support.
I'm not into the "Hey! Look at me!" aspect of social awareness either. This time it just seems to have more gravity than others.
Plus, George Takei requested I do it. So why would I go against Sulu?
I'm not into the "Hey! Look at me!" aspect of social awareness either. This time it just seems to have more gravity than others.
Plus, George Takei requested I do it. So why would I go against Sulu?
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Almost had to delete ZMan's comment on one of my shares, but it was just too hilarious.
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What. The. Fuck.
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I think I'd be defriending that one.Johnnie wrote:What. The. Fuck.
Totally Kafkaesque
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I debated that one for a good 5 min before posting. But it was one of the rare times I made a pun response work, so I stuck with it.Giff wrote:Almost had to delete ZMan's comment on one of my shares, but it was just too hilarious.
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That is quality work, Z.ZMan wrote:I debated that one for a good 5 min before posting. But it was one of the rare times I made a pun response work, so I stuck with it.Giff wrote:Almost had to delete ZMan's comment on one of my shares, but it was just too hilarious.
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Damn. I missed what was said. When was this posted?
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Yesterday. It is on the pic I shared re: Epilepsy awareness. But now I'm sure you can guess where it's going.Johnnie wrote:Damn. I missed what was said. When was this posted?
ZMan, I was positive I was until I read it to my wife. Her tears made me keep it.
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That's pretty mean. No wonder you're on your second marriage.Giff wrote:Yesterday. It is on the pic I shared re: Epilepsy awareness. But now I'm sure you can guess where it's going.Johnnie wrote:Damn. I missed what was said. When was this posted?
ZMan, I was positive I was until I read it to my wife. Her tears made me keep it.
My gall is sufficiently mitigated. Thank you for your concern.
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I'm just happy we're equally as mean this time. Not looking forward to the third one yet.
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Ha. Just read it. Awesome stuff, both of you.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Guys, the Awesome Things You Read On Facebook thread is in dead Swamp. Or you can just read my wall.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Like if you would answer the door.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Oh damn, I wish someone would post that on my wall, but I cut loose all of the Jesus freaks awhile ago. Because if some guy came dressed to your door looking like that, the LAST thing you would do is open the door. More like grab your weapon(s) and call the police.Jerloma wrote:Like if you would answer the door.
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He is a little, um, swarthy?
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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He looks like he's about to chunk.
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Or laugh. For He is both the King of the Jews and knock knock jokes.P.D.X. wrote:He looks like he's about to chunk.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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That's funny...I was thinking the same thing.brian wrote:Oh damn, I wish someone would post that on my wall, but I cut loose all of the Jesus freaks awhile ago. Because if some guy came dressed to your door looking like that, the LAST thing you would do is open the door. More like grab your weapon(s) and call the police.Jerloma wrote:Like if you would answer the door.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Oh man! No door handle! You know why? That's the door to your heart!
(I remember this stupid fucking pic from high school.)
(I remember this stupid fucking pic from high school.)
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EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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I don't get it. Why doesn't the metaphorical door have a metaphorical handle?Johnnie wrote:Oh man! No door handle! You know why? That's the door to your heart!
(I remember this stupid fucking pic from high school.)
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Because you have to open it from the inside and let him in.
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EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Oh my fucking God. That one somehow eluded me.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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A college friend just posted that if you Google Image Search his name, you get a lot of pics of him ... along with one of a dick.
I tried it and it's true. And funny as shit.
https://www.google.com/search?q=Michael ... 62&bih=852" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I tried it and it's true. And funny as shit.
https://www.google.com/search?q=Michael ... 62&bih=852" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Totally Kafkaesque
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for what its worth, it couldn't have had better page-placement.Shirley wrote:A college friend just posted that if you Google Image Search his name, you get a lot of pics of him ... along with one of a dick.
I tried it and it's true. And funny as shit.
https://www.google.com/search?q=Michael ... 62&bih=852" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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If you mouse over it, in the info line at the bottom it says "predator"
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