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Tyler the Creator (a rapper) looks like Mike Vanderjagt.
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I kinda see it. Still not as good as Troy Aikman being the white Jay Z though.
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It's officially been over a year since Howard has posted.
Totally Kafkaesque
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And this place is lesser because of it.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Yep
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It did, sort of - he gave me the ok to post his twitter thoughts, so I did.
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Even seeing 10 seconds of women's boxing makes me feel gross.
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I wonder if dudes who drive obnoxiously lifted trucks with a decal of The Punisher logo overlayed with the American flag and "blue line" designator realize that Frank Castle beats up cops and has disdain for America, to an extent, due to his military service.
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On top of being a vigilante, as well.Johnnie wrote: ↑Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:29 pm I wonder if dudes who drive obnoxiously lifted trucks with a decal of The Punisher logo overlayed with the American flag and "blue line" designator realize that Frank Castle beats up cops and has disdain for America, to an extent, due to his military service.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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"Expect the unexpected" is an impossible command.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Even "Doubles" would have worked.Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:44 am The number of Americans with masters degrees has DOUBLED just since 2000.
(Suckers)
Here's an interesting nugget from that release...
Recent immigrants to the United States were more likely to have a college education than earlier immigrants or the native born.
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I really should have opened an online education business 15 years ago. As I am always looking for ways to retire early, what are the major government lending programs? Housing guarantees, student loans, what else? Almost like you can see it coming.
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On the other hand, a shocking number of what were previously entry level positions in firms etc require a Masters - my daughter is dealing now with when to get the next degree as she tries to find something after college that isn't food service/service industry.
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She still in Greensboro? Ive got in laws there and a NC Bar license so Ive got a network. PM me what she is looking for and ill keep a lookout. Legal?
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Oh, wow, thanks. I think she and Nora are gonna come back to Maryland is the plan in a few months - re-establish residency here and think about a Masters program in a year or two. If she ends up hanging back in Greensboro, I will take you up on that. Her long term plans don't include law school, but more Masters in Public Administration/Non-profit kinda stuff, I think.
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This was the plane that flew me from Sarasota to Boston:
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At least it wasn't intercepted.
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Cats are taller when they sit down.
The guy who invented the phrase "one hit wonder," probably never came up with another famous thought.
The adult version of “don’t step in the lava” is getting changed in a public restroom.
You don’t realize how old a movie is until you see the computer in it.
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I just want the thing to be in the exact same colors and everything except say "Jet" on it because it is clearly a singular aircraft.
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Bloody Marys should be served at church.
Think about it.
Think about it.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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The hold music for the travel agency of the client I am currently dealing with is Tom Petty's "The Waiting".
Just reached the 33-minute mark for this call.
ETA: The cost of changing one of the tickets was $12.47.
Just reached the 33-minute mark for this call.
ETA: The cost of changing one of the tickets was $12.47.
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So at least they are honest....You take it on faith, you take it to the heart....The waiting is the hardest partDSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:54 pm The hold music for the travel agency of the client I am currently dealing with is Tom Petty's "The Waiting".
Just reached the 33-minute mark for this call.
ETA: The cost of changing one of the tickets was $12.47.
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If you aren’t all in on the Morphin app you need to be.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Queen Parks Rangers offers an official program for fans who want their ashes included as part of the field at Loftus Road.
https://www.funeralzone.co.uk/blog/football-funeral
https://www.funeralzone.co.uk/blog/football-funeral
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That is bizarre, but really nice. Especially since QPR doesn;t even charge the fans.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:07 am Queen Parks Rangers offers an official program for fans who want their ashes included as part of the field at Loftus Road.
https://www.funeralzone.co.uk/blog/football-funeral
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That would be insult to injury after dying a QPR fan.Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:14 amThat is bizarre, but really nice. Especially since QPR doesn;t even charge the fans.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:07 am Queen Parks Rangers offers an official program for fans who want their ashes included as part of the field at Loftus Road.
https://www.funeralzone.co.uk/blog/football-funeral
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Really should be Virgin Marys though which takes all the fun out of it. Unless you're into torture porn already, then vodka not necessary.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Torture porn? I don't think that's it.
Maybe my joke should've been blunt. I figure a Bloody Mary is a polite name for "Jesus Afterbirth Cocktail." (So, torture in the sense of giving birth.)
You know, because she was a virgin and her hymen broke while giving birth. Therefore, she was bloody. And her name was Mary.
And since you're already eating his body and blood, maybe praising Mary with a drink in a Catholic Church since she's just as deified within their dogma would be a progressive approach.
Maybe my joke should've been blunt. I figure a Bloody Mary is a polite name for "Jesus Afterbirth Cocktail." (So, torture in the sense of giving birth.)
You know, because she was a virgin and her hymen broke while giving birth. Therefore, she was bloody. And her name was Mary.
And since you're already eating his body and blood, maybe praising Mary with a drink in a Catholic Church since she's just as deified within their dogma would be a progressive approach.
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Ew.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Kid is getting braces today. Power has cutout twice in the orthodontists office, and has stayed off the second time (FB says there is a fire a couple of blocks away). She was part way through, so they’re continuing without the suction thingy.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Wtf. Let's just hope things can only go but so poorly. I mean are they using sunlight?
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Oh yeah, plenty of light.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Just get a straw and offer to help out.
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And we thought Bloody Mary was ew!
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New Strongbad emails!
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