Kraft is Jewish so Rush is atleast half right.EnochRoot wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:03 pmI don't think it's as cut and dry as you're making it sound.Rush2112 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:46 pm Dude, you're probably getting more jollies from this than Kraft got from the handy.
Dude got a handjob like thousands of old dudes do every day. Big whoop.
He made really stupid choices in doing it
1. in a state it's not legal
2. going back to a place where it's not legal
3. doing it in a place that may have some prostitutes that aren't exactly there willingly.
He's an idiot. How the fuck is that "defending him?"
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Currently, he's been charged with 2 misdemeanours. Like I said, big whoop.
If it's more than a handjob that's another story, you're instantly leaping to the assumption that he's the mastermind behind the whole thing.
I'm not letting Kraft off the hook. He made stupid fucking choices, and have repeatedly said as such. Probably a good time to let Jonathon take over the team and issue a statement along with a blank check to a human rights group even if he didn't know how or why the girls were at the rub and tug.
If it's more than a handjob that's another story, you're instantly leaping to the assumption that he's the mastermind behind the whole thing.
I'm not letting Kraft off the hook. He made stupid fucking choices, and have repeatedly said as such. Probably a good time to let Jonathon take over the team and issue a statement along with a blank check to a human rights group even if he didn't know how or why the girls were at the rub and tug.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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My low key favorite thing on this board is something bad happening to the Patriots, Brian getting righteously indignant to the point of being insufferable (happens immediately), and when he goads any Pats fan (typically Rush) into marginal defense in any way of said bad thing it gives him license to go batshit overboard. It's cute.
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I'm on the assumption that if you're paying for a happy ending, you're supporting virtual prisoners/sex workers. He's either ignoring it or doesn't care. Either way, he's a scumbagbrian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:11 pmAnother one here.EdRomero wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:09 pm Are you supposed to do due diligence on places that give happy endings to make sure that nothing else illegal is going on? Anyway, Kraft has been a pathetic embarrassment since his wife died. Thanks for keeping the team in New England and staying out of Belichick's way (and some good philanthropy), but hopefully his son will be better.
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If you guys think getting a blowjob or handjob from a sex slave is no big deal, that's fine.
I'll say this -- if any non-Pats fan on this board tells me I'm making too much of this I won't make a single additional post about it. I'm fucking serious. Any of you guys want to lay that gauntlet down and I'm done.
I'll say this -- if any non-Pats fan on this board tells me I'm making too much of this I won't make a single additional post about it. I'm fucking serious. Any of you guys want to lay that gauntlet down and I'm done.
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This is fair.EdRomero wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:16 pmI'm on the assumption that if you're paying for a happy ending, you're supporting virtual prisoners/sex workers. He's either ignoring it or doesn't care. Either way, he's a scumbagbrian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:11 pmAnother one here.EdRomero wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:09 pm Are you supposed to do due diligence on places that give happy endings to make sure that nothing else illegal is going on? Anyway, Kraft has been a pathetic embarrassment since his wife died. Thanks for keeping the team in New England and staying out of Belichick's way (and some good philanthropy), but hopefully his son will be better.
"Man, I really thought the guy selling $20 Blu-Ray players out of the back of his truck was legit!"
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He paid for his own stadium so this has to be really bad for him to even be in the top half of criminal owners
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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If any of you motherfuckers says a word ...
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You're forgetting Mr. D being the hype man doing the "yeah-boyeee" in the background.Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:15 pm My low key favorite thing on this board is something bad happening to the Patriots, Brian getting righteously indignant to the point of being insufferable (happens immediately), and when he goads any Pats fan (typically Rush) into marginal defense in any way of said bad thing it gives him license to go batshit overboard. It's cute.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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HAHAHAH FLAVOR DAV!
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Big calculator on a gold chain around his neck looking fool.
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8 posts in 18 minutes, (13 overall in the last hour) amongst 2 threads pontificating about how righteous you are (I called out a racist on my team! I'm so right, you guys!), bringing up Barstool (as if they do facto speak for me), and 2 hypothetical hyperbolic quotes of Pats fans defending awful behavior and I'd say yes. You're making too much of this. Go outside and enjoy the weather.
But I'm a Pats fan, so my factual criticism doesn't count.
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<wishes this had been jerry Jones so I could see how rush and Johnnie would have handled it>
<guessing the takes would have been slightly stronger than “meh”>
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I might have posted just as much when the Patricia thing came out last year and this is arguably a bigger story, even if the crime is not nearly as bad, morally.
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That did kind of go away for him. But really old guys (and young guys) want to fuck and society is better finding them an outlet. The other option is imposing himself on anything accessible which is usually frowned upon in the me too generation. It really is government that creates the conditions that makes underage/unwilling women profitable. There is a legit conversation to be had but no chance it happens. Dirt under rug and the reality that the cost for girls is appallingly low.
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<wishes TennBengal would actually see my posts over the last half hour>tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:32 pm <wishes this had been jerry Jones so I could see how rush and Johnnie would have handled it>
<guessing the takes would have been slightly stronger than “meh”>
<wishes TennBengal would utilize the search feature when Jerry Jones got in hot water 5 years ago.>
Anyone else got some stupid shit to say?
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That's why I think prostitution should be legal. It's like drugs (which should also be de-criminalized). People are going to always want sex or drugs, but the system right now is configured to actually incentivize evil people into trafficking (both in drugs and sex).
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The "meh" is for the handjob. There have been people on this board that have done more with the ladies of the night.
I am not "meh" about trafficking, nor do I think anyone is. As of now, he's been charged with getting an illegal handjob. If he's a bigger part then fucking throw the book at him. One would think that he'd already been charged with that though, as this has been a multi-month investigation.
I am not "meh" about trafficking, nor do I think anyone is. As of now, he's been charged with getting an illegal handjob. If he's a bigger part then fucking throw the book at him. One would think that he'd already been charged with that though, as this has been a multi-month investigation.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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I mean ... Bob Kraft is at best "meh" about trafficking.
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If it was a Broncos', Colts, or Steelers' executive, you'd be leading the firing squad.Rush2112 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:14 pm Currently, he's been charged with 2 misdemeanours. Like I said, big whoop.
If it's more than a handjob that's another story, you're instantly leaping to the assumption that he's the mastermind behind the whole thing.
I'm not letting Kraft off the hook. He made stupid fucking choices, and have repeatedly said as such. Probably a good time to let Jonathon take over the team and issue a statement along with a blank check to a human rights group even if he didn't know how or why the girls were at the rub and tug.
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Absent more details I'm probably more or less done on this thing anyway, but I want to be clear.
If this was a high class call girl operation (e.g. Heidi Fleiss, etc.) that Kraft got caught up in I'd frankly think it was funny and definitely worthy of making digs about here, but I wouldn't be worked up about it. That's a victimless crime in my opinion.
This...is not that. Not even fucking close. You can plead ignorance of the way human traffickers operate all you want and use that to excuse Kraft as well, but it's not an excuse I'm going to buy.
If this was a high class call girl operation (e.g. Heidi Fleiss, etc.) that Kraft got caught up in I'd frankly think it was funny and definitely worthy of making digs about here, but I wouldn't be worked up about it. That's a victimless crime in my opinion.
This...is not that. Not even fucking close. You can plead ignorance of the way human traffickers operate all you want and use that to excuse Kraft as well, but it's not an excuse I'm going to buy.
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Nope. I really don't care if some old dude got a handjob.sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:14 pmIf it was a Broncos', Colts, or Steelers' executive, you'd be leading the firing squad.Rush2112 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:14 pm Currently, he's been charged with 2 misdemeanours. Like I said, big whoop.
If it's more than a handjob that's another story, you're instantly leaping to the assumption that he's the mastermind behind the whole thing.
I'm not letting Kraft off the hook. He made stupid fucking choices, and have repeatedly said as such. Probably a good time to let Jonathon take over the team and issue a statement along with a blank check to a human rights group even if he didn't know how or why the girls were at the rub and tug.
As I have repeatedly said if he's in deeper than he should get the book thrown at him, and as I say above even if he isn't, he should probably step down over this.
Should I be carrying a pitchfork or something as I repeat again that he should hand over the team?
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There isn't a chance in hell anybody who lives in South Florida doesn't understand that these rub & tug parlors are conduits for human trafficking.brian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:39 pm Absent more details I'm probably more or less done on this thing anyway, but I want to be clear.
If this was a high class call girl operation (e.g. Heidi Fleiss, etc.) that Kraft got caught up in I'd frankly think it was funny and definitely worthy of making digs about here, but I wouldn't be worked up about it. That's a victimless crime in my opinion.
This...is not that. Not even fucking close. You can plead ignorance of the way human traffickers operate all you want and use that to excuse Kraft as well, but it's not an excuse I'm going to buy.
Oh and tip of the iceberg.
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EnochRoot wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:51 pm There isn't a chance in hell anybody who lives in South Florida doesn't understand that these rub & tug parlors are conduits for human trafficking.
Oh and tip of the iceberg.
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Got a chance to meet up with Giff in downtown Las Vegas Saturday and made a present for you guys.
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Giff really stepping up the marketing, I guess.
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Radar is down on his luck.
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You Pats fans can be annoyed all you want, but brian went all-in on hating his own team when they hired Patricia. It's a really weird hill to die on when it's not really a secret what's behind these types of places - misdemeanor or no.
I'm just happy I've reached that point in my life where being a fan of a sports team doesn't make me defend horrendous shit.
I'm just happy I've reached that point in my life where being a fan of a sports team doesn't make me defend horrendous shit.
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I think you got the joke, then.
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I hate you both.
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Why can't that be real? That's their entire schtick.
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the posting of b******* s***** things to the swamp infuriates me
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co-signBrontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:18 am the posting of b******* s***** things to the swamp infuriates me
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blonde.. stouts
bachelor stories
barechest symbols
blackpool soccer
blumenthal service
baseball sadness
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bachelor stories
barechest symbols
blackpool soccer
blumenthal service
baseball sadness
???
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