Perhaps we should rename the up the 'Pool thread?
2019 NFL Offseason Thread
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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I actually know virtually nothing about them. I tend to agree with Rush et. al. but also with Sancarlos that they'd be leading the firing squad against another team's executives, so I think it's hilarious that it happened to NE.EnochRoot wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:51 pmThere isn't a chance in hell anybody who lives in South Florida doesn't understand that these rub & tug parlors are conduits for human trafficking.brian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:39 pm Absent more details I'm probably more or less done on this thing anyway, but I want to be clear.
If this was a high class call girl operation (e.g. Heidi Fleiss, etc.) that Kraft got caught up in I'd frankly think it was funny and definitely worthy of making digs about here, but I wouldn't be worked up about it. That's a victimless crime in my opinion.
This...is not that. Not even fucking close. You can plead ignorance of the way human traffickers operate all you want and use that to excuse Kraft as well, but it's not an excuse I'm going to buy.
Oh and tip of the iceberg.
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The GM and new WR coach of the 49ers could pull that old WWF thing where the injured guy rolls under the ring and comes out mysteriously ready to kick ass
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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All I see in that second picture is MHK and crotch, which keeps the thread on brand, so good work.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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He didn't work for Barstool or else we'd have been hearing about it nonstop in this thread for years.
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wha? No wait, this one sort of makes sense.
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Obviously a forceout by ESPN
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And we are all winners.
Thank you Jason Witten...
Thank you Jason Witten...
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This is a hilariously clumsy segue between story teasers:
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Awesome!
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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It was obvious Gurley had a significant injury issue as he’s way too good to justify the limited use against the Saints and Pats. Unfortunately, this doesn’t sound good for his future career.
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Yeah, arthritis isn't going to just go away with rest.
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Also, D.K. Metcalf is the latest and greatest everything from the combine.
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not if you look at his three-cone and shuttle times
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I have it in my feet and while it's still there and can be quite a bitch at times, PRP injections did seem to help a bit.
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Yeah it actually makes a lot of sense as to why he wasn't more productive in college. I happen to think poor agility is what makes Bud Dupree average at best, and that would be really scary if you're gonna draft Metcalf in the top half of round 1.
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So someone is just ripping off the Andrew Luck bit now?
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His 3 cone was a second slower than this physical specimen.
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That is hilarious. His only real successful comp is one used for a lot of guys who bomb the combine, DeAndre Hopkins:
https://www.mockdraftable.com/player/deandre-hopkins
...but nobody has body control like Hopkins and certainly not D.K. Metcalf. Maybe it's the way he was running? The form in the 40 was strange compared to most players that run it.
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yes. there's even a mahomes one. so lame.
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Happy Mardi Gras!
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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That is truly next level idiocy with just the right amount of pandering mixed in.
What an idiot. Demi Lovato had the right idea.
What an idiot. Demi Lovato had the right idea.
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I'm ok with johnnie becoming a ref
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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You're welcome for my service.
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Oh the memes right now.
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Now seeing talks have broken down
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America’s team.
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What are the Steelers asking?
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So ordering the post-its and scheduling a delivery is handled by delta force now?
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Steelers have to agree to move to AFC north is from Bills side, I think.
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Got it. It's been confusing to keep up with this saga as it is.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."