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(More the players than the league in this instance. Certainly appeared like Svechnikov was the aggressor.)
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That kid has been fucking with Ovechkin for a full year. Goes back to Exhibition matches back in Russia. He asked for that.

You know I'm not a neanderthal of fighting, but in the context of the existing league rules and unwritten code, that kid punched his own ticket tonight.

Legit hope he's ok, because a talented guy.

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No, agreed. This wasn’t the code or a bigger dude targeting or anything, he did it to himself for whatever reason.
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mister d wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:39 pm No, agreed. This wasn’t the code or a bigger dude targeting or anything, he did it to himself for whatever reason.
I think the caveman code referenced here is bullshit as well but hard to argue it didn’t kinda work in this case.
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brian wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:06 pm
mister d wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:39 pm No, agreed. This wasn’t the code or a bigger dude targeting or anything, he did it to himself for whatever reason.
I think the caveman code referenced here is bullshit as well but hard to argue it didn’t kinda work in this case.
Right?

I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous, but this was such a Law of the Jungle weird play from the youngster.

Sorry. Not trying to last word or blanket this thing, but I'm legit fascinated this kid thought this was the right move. Ovi is G-D beast, man. If you've been near him, it's like sulfur comes out of his pores. Just... why?
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Pruitt wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 10:02 pm Deontay Wilder - Dominic Brazeale Round 1

CBS just ktfo'd the clip.
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Holy shit
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That's almost worse than Schumacher in the 82 WC.

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Holy fuck.

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You really hear the shots land with no crowd.
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I wonder if my jaw would have physically left my head.
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bfj wrote: Mon Jun 08, 2020 4:48 pm You really hear the shots land with no crowd.
Rogan was saying the fighters could hear the announcers, and were making adjustments based on what the announcers were saying.
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Very satisfying ending. 5 stars.

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brian wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 1:38 pm Very satisfying ending. 5 stars.

Disagree this is how it should be dealt with.

Video is 1:15 long. Should have moved the ending up about 40 seconds.
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brian wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 1:38 pm Very satisfying ending. 5 stars.

I don't know man, I see the white guy and I can't help thinking he is mentally ill. I know that doesn't make his racist screeds any less painful for the kids enduring it, and I don't blame the kid who knocked him out, but I really see that as hitting a guy who clearly has issues. Not to mention, that is just going to fuel his fear and hatred, and make other racists think they are right about black people. I just don't think anything good comes out of that situation.

What really shocks me is the reaction of the rest of the passengers. Everyone is laughing and someone is saying "well done." Video ends 12 seconds later, dude hasn't moved and is still out cold and everyone is laughing. I don't know about the rest of you, but seeing someone get knocked out like that in front me freaks me out.
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Should've happened as soon as he said his name was Billy Steel, tbh.
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Giff wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 2:32 pm Should've happened as soon as he said his name was Billy Steel, tbh.
I did enjoy the response of "Steel by name, jaw of glass."
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I just figured the guy was drunk, which if so and he's mouthing off racist shit to a bunch of black people he got what he had coming. Agree if he was mentally challenged or something like that the dynamic is completely different.
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brian wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 4:47 pm I just figured the guy was drunk, which if so and he's mouthing off racist shit to a bunch of black people he got what he had coming. Agree if he was mentally challenged or something like that the dynamic is completely different.
He seemed drunk, too. I've done a lot of drinking in my day, but never spouted of racist screeds like that.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 4:55 pm
brian wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 4:47 pm I just figured the guy was drunk, which if so and he's mouthing off racist shit to a bunch of black people he got what he had coming. Agree if he was mentally challenged or something like that the dynamic is completely different.
He seemed drunk, too. I've done a lot of drinking in my day, but never spouted of racist screeds like that.
Well you're not a racist (presumably) either though.
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LIke rhe old saying, “Drinking doesn’t change your character, it reveals it.”
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Whiskey don't make liars, it just makes fools.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 5:24 pm Whiskey don't make liars, it just makes fools.
Not all of us need whiskey to be fools.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 5:24 pm Whiskey don't make liars, it just makes fools.
In vino veritas.

And I could watch racist assholes getting pummelled all day long.
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That soccer tackle was one of the nastiest things I have seen.
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Pruitt wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:48 am That soccer tackle was one of the nastiest things I have seen.
I knew I'd seen that somewhere...

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Pruitt wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:48 am That soccer tackle was one of the nastiest things I have seen.
I played in an adult league where I witnessed multiple fights... Which... That's not fucking normal around here.

One game, a bunch of Jamaicans had beef with my team, full of guys from Ghana (everyone is cool with a white guy if he can play goalie.) After the game, pretty much immediately, everyone squared up and started throwing hands. I sat there with a guy from Costa Rica and just kind of watched. Until one guy from Kingston went to his trunk and got out a gun. We all left at that point. I'm pretty sure no one got shot.

But the other notable event was against a bunch of guys from Jordan (I know, random right?). They didn't like the rough style of play and were very vocal about it. One of our guys elbowed a dude in the stomach, off the ball. That guy crumples and gets up later, livid.

So, about 10 minutes later, again waaaaaay off the ball, the elbowee sizes up my dude, who is facing the other way, and TWO FOOT TACKLES HIS ANKLE. SNAAAAP.

Guy is on the ground, pulls up his leg, and the foot just flops over to the side. I almost threw up.

The fight was epic. I had to work the next day. I got my shit together and walked to my car and left. Quit the team that evening via email.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:55 am

The fight was epic. I had to work the next day. I got my shit together and walked to my car and left. Quit the team that evening via email.

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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:55 am... Jamaican... beef ...
Wish I'd read nothing but this part of the post. I have this weird conviction I'll see a plane crash (probably minor) and a compound fracture before I die and the family behind us just put in a big trampoline.
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Ring side angle let’s you see the lights go out.

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