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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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If you look closely at her clothing, it says, "Orchids of Asia".
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Based on replies, journalists seemed to like this
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Anyone following Devin Nunes' cow?
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Cow now has more followers than owner
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This thread is hilarity....
Mine is:
Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say
Mine is:
Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say
A Palm Coast man is accused of running around naked, swearing and yelling at people to look at his genitals while in a Chick-fil-A parking lot, according to Flagler County Sheriff's Office officials.
Cory Hatzl, 30, was arrested Monday morning after a woman called authorities around 1 a.m. saying Hatzl was chasing her boyfriend and "trying to fight" him.
The woman received a call from her boyfriend who was riding his bike by a Winn-Dixie on Palm Coast Parkway when Hatzl started chasing him, authorities said. The woman said when she and her boyfriend arrived at the Chick-fil-A, Hatzl tried to fight her boyfriend and then started to take off his clothes.
Officials said Hatzl kept yelling at the woman's boyfriend, "you're gay for looking at my penis."
When deputies arrived, Hatzl had dried blood on his nose and would not tell authorities his name. Officials said Hatzl yelled at multiple vehicles driving by to look at his genitals while authorities tried to get him to put shorts on.
Hatzl is charged with obstruction by not cooperating with authorities. The woman and her boyfriend did not press charges for indecent exposure.
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Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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I just tried out for the first time the word filter option and it is glorious. I filtered out Trump, Mueller, Barr, and GOP and my feed is already a million times better.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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I know it makes me an uppity elitest, but I agree.
It's either this or that picture of all the white rich people laughing.
It's either this or that picture of all the white rich people laughing.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Republican moral compass...
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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I am concerned for the health of that kid with the long hair
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Pretty sure that’s a grown man, but yeah he’s carrying a few extra pounds.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:45 pm I am concerned for the health of that kid with the long hair
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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I couldn't understand a word he said. It was like Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel from the Simpsons had his family come to life.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:45 pm I am concerned for the health of that kid with the long hair
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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That last sentence is chillingly prescient.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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and then he goes on to bash Gottlieb in more tweets
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You may be goth, but are you "crow on your knee in the subway" goth?
EDIT: I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THIS IS A RAVEN, NOT A CROW. FUCK OFF, BIRDBOY.
EDIT: I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THIS IS A RAVEN, NOT A CROW. FUCK OFF, BIRDBOY.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Alt-Right/Misogynist Douche-bag Mike Cernovich decided to post some fashion advice on twitter. It did not go well for him...
Because god knows, straight white men would NEVER be caught dead wearing plaid shirts and jeans.
Because god knows, straight white men would NEVER be caught dead wearing plaid shirts and jeans.
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Methinks buddy doesn't realize that the jacket no longer fits.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Captain Kangaroo + Love Boat + Republican Easter Brunch = WIN
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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The twitter site where he found that picture is hysterical!
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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This could be in the Jeopardy thread, but I'm not checking.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.