Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

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Which is better?

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This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

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Johnnie wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:05 pm This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

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govmentchedda wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:06 pm
Johnnie wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:05 pm This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

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I’m with BoJack, as always.
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One of the problems is if either isn’t ripe they’re trash. But ripnits no clntest
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govmentchedda wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:06 pm
Johnnie wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:05 pm This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

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A_B wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:19 pm One of the problems is if either isn’t ripe they’re trash. But ripnits no clntest
The biggest problem, besides their existence, is that if they are in a fruit salad everything tastes like melon/cantaloupe.
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Sharlyns and Crenshaws are my favorite, though I prefer a cantaloupe to a honeydew.
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They are both vile and tasteless. Why is that not an option.
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You people have never had ripe cantaloupe.
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They’re both horrible and yet they make up about 75% of fruit salad. They literally make people’s health worse by forcing them to order potato chips or fries instead. What vile, vile food.
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Wtf kind of fruit salad are you people having?! I don’t know ive I ever seen either on one!
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Hi which is the orange one?
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Look at this bullshit. You are looking at the fruit bowl of every corporate free lunch spread ever. At least there are grapes in this one.
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Yeah fruit salad I’ve had does not include melons. Grapes apples peaches pineapples sure. No melons. The fuck!!?
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Is this regional? Fruit salad absolutely includes melons.
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Surprised so many people in this thread don’t like melons. Lots of them are really freakin tasty.

Strawberry though - that’s a fruit that I could do without. Too sweet/icky.
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bfj wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:09 pm They are both vile and tasteless. Why is that not an option.
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A_B wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:40 pm Yeah fruit salad I’ve had does not include melons. Grapes apples peaches pineapples sure. No melons. The fuck!!?
I have never had a fruit salad without melon.
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Yep both of these are stupid foods. The coal of fruits.
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I'll go honeydew if only because I eat way more cantaloupe but a ripe honeydew is sweeter. Fruit salad not the way to enjoy because the flavors are subtle and gets destroyed by whatever liquid soils the bottom. To this day I remember the slightly acidic taste of the melons (all tasted the same) during a fruit salad kick as a kid. Can see why some would dislike that but it's pretty easy to get fresh melon anywhere.
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I'm in the All Melons Suck camp. Don't like any of them. But I voted canteloup, because my son loves them.

I don't think AB has ever actually seen a fruit salad or fruit cup. They're always full of melons.
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I love ripe cantaloupe.

But I never buy it because the odds of getting a tasty one up here suck, and I'd spend $3 for something inedible.
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Also I’ve only seen apples in about 10% of fruit salads and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen peaches.

Melon, grapes, strawberry, blueberry, pineapple, and sometimes kiwi.
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I just did a google image search for fruit salad and it took 13-14 images before there was melon. I’ve seen melon in cut up fruit selections with grapes or on a breakfast bar but that’s not what I call fruit salad.
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Ryan wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2019 6:18 am Also I’ve only seen apples in about 10% of fruit salads and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen peaches.

Melon, grapes, strawberry, blueberry, pineapple, and sometimes kiwi.
I think I was confusing mandarin oranges and peaches on that one.
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"I've never seen melon in fruit salad" = "I've never seen lettuce in regular salad"
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One of you weirdos post a picture of what you’re calling fruit salad please.
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Yup. That’s just cut fruit, or maybe mixed fruit even. I’ve seen that and never called it fruit salad. I’ll post a pic when I get a computer out.
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^That is exactly what every American I've ever encountered other than you calls "fruit salad."

Are you thinking of fruit cocktail? I remember that being a big deal in the 80's and was cut up pears/peaches/grapes/cherries drowned in like a pint of corn syrup:

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Oh, hello elementary school side dish for every fucking thing.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:14 am ^That is exactly what every American I've ever encountered other than you calls "fruit salad."

Are you thinking of fruit cocktail? I remember that being a big deal in the 80's and was cut up pears/peaches/grapes/cherries drowned in like a pint of corn syrup:

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Nope.again, google image search shows predominately what I call fruit salad.
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Google shows every fruit salad you ever wished you had. The stuff thrust upon you by the corporate imperialists always (ab)uses melon like it's green Easter basket shredding.
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:05 pm This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

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This whole bowl tastes like cantaloupe and honeydew. It smells like it also and that horrible smell permeates every pore of all those helpless strawberries and grapes. H and C smell like they’re already rotting when you cut them open.
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bfj wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:46 pm
Johnnie wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:05 pm This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

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