Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

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Which is better?

Honeydew
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Cantaloupe
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Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:36 pm

This is no contest.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:03 pm

Someone’s a Monster.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Johnnie » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:05 pm

This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

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This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by EdRomero » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:07 pm

govmentchedda wrote:
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Johnnie wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:05 pm
This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Johnny Carwash » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:09 pm

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by brian » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:16 pm

I’m with BoJack, as always.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:19 pm

One of the problems is if either isn’t ripe they’re trash. But ripnits no clntest
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Johnnie » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:32 pm

govmentchedda wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:06 pm
Johnnie wrote:
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This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

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One of the problems is if either isn’t ripe they’re trash. But ripnits no clntest
The biggest problem, besides their existence, is that if they are in a fruit salad everything tastes like melon/cantaloupe.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by EnochRoot » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:43 pm

Sharlyns and Crenshaws are my favorite, though I prefer a cantaloupe to a honeydew.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by bfj » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:09 pm

They are both vile and tasteless. Why is that not an option.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:13 pm

You people have never had ripe cantaloupe.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Rex » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:16 pm

They’re both horrible and yet they make up about 75% of fruit salad. They literally make people’s health worse by forcing them to order potato chips or fries instead. What vile, vile food.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:23 pm

Wtf kind of fruit salad are you people having?! I don’t know ive I ever seen either on one!
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by mister d » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:25 pm

Hi which is the orange one?
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Rex » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:32 pm

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Look at this bullshit. You are looking at the fruit bowl of every corporate free lunch spread ever. At least there are grapes in this one.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:40 pm

Yeah fruit salad I’ve had does not include melons. Grapes apples peaches pineapples sure. No melons. The fuck!!?
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by mister d » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:43 pm

Is this regional? Fruit salad absolutely includes melons.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by EnochRoot » Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:02 pm

Surprised so many people in this thread don’t like melons. Lots of them are really freakin tasty.

Strawberry though - that’s a fruit that I could do without. Too sweet/icky.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by EdRomero » Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:40 pm

bfj wrote:
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They are both vile and tasteless. Why is that not an option.
I decided not to post any incorrect options.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by EdRomero » Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:41 pm

A_B wrote:
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Yeah fruit salad I’ve had does not include melons. Grapes apples peaches pineapples sure. No melons. The fuck!!?
I have never had a fruit salad without melon.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Ryan » Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:59 pm

Yep both of these are stupid foods. The coal of fruits.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by HaulCitgo » Fri Apr 19, 2019 11:10 pm

I'll go honeydew if only because I eat way more cantaloupe but a ripe honeydew is sweeter. Fruit salad not the way to enjoy because the flavors are subtle and gets destroyed by whatever liquid soils the bottom. To this day I remember the slightly acidic taste of the melons (all tasted the same) during a fruit salad kick as a kid. Can see why some would dislike that but it's pretty easy to get fresh melon anywhere.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Shirley » Fri Apr 19, 2019 11:58 pm

I'm in the All Melons Suck camp. Don't like any of them. But I voted canteloup, because my son loves them.

I don't think AB has ever actually seen a fruit salad or fruit cup. They're always full of melons.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Pruitt » Sat Apr 20, 2019 6:14 am

I love ripe cantaloupe.

But I never buy it because the odds of getting a tasty one up here suck, and I'd spend $3 for something inedible.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Ryan » Sat Apr 20, 2019 6:18 am

Also I’ve only seen apples in about 10% of fruit salads and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen peaches.

Melon, grapes, strawberry, blueberry, pineapple, and sometimes kiwi.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:19 am

I just did a google image search for fruit salad and it took 13-14 images before there was melon. I’ve seen melon in cut up fruit selections with grapes or on a breakfast bar but that’s not what I call fruit salad.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:25 am

Ryan wrote:
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Also I’ve only seen apples in about 10% of fruit salads and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen peaches.

Melon, grapes, strawberry, blueberry, pineapple, and sometimes kiwi.
I think I was confusing mandarin oranges and peaches on that one.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Johnny Carwash » Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:50 am

"I've never seen melon in fruit salad" = "I've never seen lettuce in regular salad"
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:16 am

One of you weirdos post a picture of what you’re calling fruit salad please.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:39 am

Yup. That’s just cut fruit, or maybe mixed fruit even. I’ve seen that and never called it fruit salad. I’ll post a pic when I get a computer out.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Johnny Carwash » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:14 am

^That is exactly what every American I've ever encountered other than you calls "fruit salad."

Are you thinking of fruit cocktail? I remember that being a big deal in the 80's and was cut up pears/peaches/grapes/cherries drowned in like a pint of corn syrup:

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Johnnie » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:22 am

Oh, hello elementary school side dish for every fucking thing.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by A_B » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:32 am

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^That is exactly what every American I've ever encountered other than you calls "fruit salad."

Are you thinking of fruit cocktail? I remember that being a big deal in the 80's and was cut up pears/peaches/grapes/cherries drowned in like a pint of corn syrup:

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Nope.again, google image search shows predominately what I call fruit salad.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by HaulCitgo » Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:13 am

Google shows every fruit salad you ever wished you had. The stuff thrust upon you by the corporate imperialists always (ab)uses melon like it's green Easter basket shredding.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by bfj » Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:46 pm

Johnnie wrote:
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This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

Come at me.
Shut your hooker pie hole. Watermelon is delicious.
Enjoy every sandwich.

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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by bfj » Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:51 pm

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This whole bowl tastes like cantaloupe and honeydew. It smells like it also and that horrible smell permeates every pore of all those helpless strawberries and grapes. H and C smell like they’re already rotting when you cut them open.
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Post by Johnnie » Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:01 pm

bfj wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:46 pm
Johnnie wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:05 pm
This is easy for me. Both are disgusting. Along with watermelon.

Come at me.
Shut your hooker pie hole. Watermelon is delicious.
Watermelon is an abomination with a taste and texture that should never pass over your taste buds, my large Hebrew acquaintance.
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