Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe
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Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe
But surely we can all agree that kiwi are probably the worst of all fruits.
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Shit. Kiwi are fine!
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You are usually served a salad without dressing on it. You choose to dress your salad. It’s a salad even without the dressing, a bland one, but still a salad.
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No they always ask what dressing I want. You people are weird.
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We just need to bomb Canada at this point. If not for the Macedonia thing, for this.
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Wait... the "Macedonia" thing is true. What's the issue?
And kiwi sucks.
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What did the good people of Macedonia ever do to deserve being linked with melon-filled fruit salad in Quebec?
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Kiwi is fine by itself but always feels weird when combined with other fruit. For some reason a few years back the powers that be decided the public really, really wants to combine kiwi with everything else. It's 2nd behind bananas in the rankings of fruits that need to stay the fuck away from strawberry.
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Hey - I've never met a Macedonian that I din;t like.
But then again, I have never met a Macedonian.
And further research reveals that "Macedonia" is a fruit salad in Italy and Spain.
https://memoriediangelina.com/2013/10/0 ... di-frutta/
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Word salad: A confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases, with dressing.
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I like you less with each passing day.
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No. We can't. Kiwi is awesome. Honestly, I've never heard anyone complain about it before.
Canadians...
Totally Kafkaesque
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Nah, kiwi is shit.
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This should be on a plaque.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:32 pmKiwi is fine by itself but always feels weird when combined with other fruit. For some reason a few years back the powers that be decided the public really, really wants to combine kiwi with everything else. It's 2nd behind bananas in the rankings of fruits that need to stay the fuck away from strawberry.
Bananas and kiwi are pretty yummy on their own. Bullshit when put into a Fruit Salad (yummy yummy*).
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This Kiwifruit Isn't From New Zealand at All. It's Chinese, and This Is How It Got Hijacked
Guess I'm in the minority here. Enjoy your Chinese gooseberries.
Guess I'm in the minority here. Enjoy your Chinese gooseberries.
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Wait til i tell you about the Chilean Sea Bass.Pruitt wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:44 amThis Kiwifruit Isn't From New Zealand at All. It's Chinese, and This Is How It Got Hijacked
Guess I'm in the minority here. Enjoy your Chinese gooseberries.
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Kiwi good
Strawberry kiwi good
Strawberry banana good
St Louis Kiwi terrible
Strawberry kiwi good
Strawberry banana good
St Louis Kiwi terrible
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I will not be ordering it again!A_B wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:46 amWait til i tell you about the Chilean Sea Bass.Pruitt wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:44 amThis Kiwifruit Isn't From New Zealand at All. It's Chinese, and This Is How It Got Hijacked
Guess I'm in the minority here. Enjoy your Chinese gooseberries.
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Yep, that guy has no melons
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What an abomination.


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I am pro kiwi.
I am anti cantaloupe
I am anti honeydew
On a hot summer day, I am pro cold fibrous sugar water (watermelon)
I am very anti putting any kind of dressing on fruit salad
Best ingredients for fruit salad, in fresh chunks/slices, ranked:
Pineapple
Apple
Banana
Strawberry
Orange
Kiwi
Grape
Cherry
Melon
I am anti cantaloupe
I am anti honeydew
On a hot summer day, I am pro cold fibrous sugar water (watermelon)
I am very anti putting any kind of dressing on fruit salad
Best ingredients for fruit salad, in fresh chunks/slices, ranked:
Pineapple
Apple
Banana
Strawberry
Orange
Kiwi
Grape
Cherry
Melon
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I could make one flip and the list would become indisputably better back to front.
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We can all agree cherries should never appear right?sancarlos wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 7:38 pmI am pro kiwi.
I am anti cantaloupe
I am anti honeydew
On a hot summer day, I am pro cold fibrous sugar water (watermelon)
I am very anti putting any kind of dressing on fruit salad
Best ingredients for fruit salad, in fresh chunks/slices, ranked:
Pineapple
Apple
Banana
Strawberry
Orange
Kiwi
Grape
Cherry
Melon
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Yeah, should never appear if someone with good taste was given a two minute head start.
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There we go. Much better.
Enjoy every sandwich.
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At a conference in lousivlle....it's called cut fruit
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Yeah, Kentucky is great at naming things


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You've clearly never seen it in the wild.
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Like a Yahoo search?
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Drew Magary sells me out after years of thinking I was becoming him and he me.
"Matt:
I'm in an overly contentious argument with a friend about fruit salad. Does fruit salad have syrup/dressing on it? Or does chopped mixed fruit qualify as a fruit salad?
I don’t think I’ve ever had a dressed fruit salad, unless you count adding a sugar and maybe a bit of water to underwhelming chopped berries to help them taste like something. Otherwise, a fruit salad to me is just a bunch of chopped-up fruit with nothing else on it. I don’t need some hoity-toity balsamic glaze to make it an Official Salad. I’m not even gonna eat the thing anyway. I only have eyes for the bowl of barbecue potato chips at the other end of the spread."
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Got a great cantaloupe yesterday. tasty.
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No seriously, what was it?
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Just take a ripe cantaloupe, slice it in half, dump a cup of mayonnaise on top and enjoy.
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Gross.
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Add cheese and then warm it up in the microwave first though.
Then enjoy.
Then enjoy.
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Well yeah. This is what I did.
Tasty.
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The only way I eat cantaloupe is with salt and pepper on it, as learned from my Louisville-born and bred dad. And I don't touch honeydew or watermelon. I was turned off from most fruit because of that abomination a page back called ambrosia.
Thanks, AB, for bumping this.
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