Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

[Pruitt]

But surely we can all agree that kiwi are probably the worst of all fruits.

[A_B]

Shit. Kiwi are fine!

[bfj]

If you put that in a bowl without dressing it’s very very odd at the least. You are helping to prove my point!

You are usually served a salad without dressing on it. You choose to dress your salad. It’s a salad even without the dressing, a bland one, but still a salad.

[A_B]

No they always ask what dressing I want. You people are weird.

[Johnnie]

But surely we can all agree that kiwi are probably the worst of all fruits.

We just need to bomb Canada at this point. If not for the Macedonia thing, for this.

[Pruitt]

But surely we can all agree that kiwi are probably the worst of all fruits.

We just need to bomb Canada at this point. If not for the Macedonia thing, for this.

Wait... the "Macedonia" thing is true. What's the issue?

And kiwi sucks.

[Johnnie]

What did the good people of Macedonia ever do to deserve being linked with melon-filled fruit salad in Quebec?

[Johnny Carwash]

Kiwi is fine by itself but always feels weird when combined with other fruit. For some reason a few years back the powers that be decided the public really, really wants to combine kiwi with everything else. It's 2nd behind bananas in the rankings of fruits that need to stay the fuck away from strawberry.

[Pruitt]

What did the good people of Macedonia ever do to deserve being linked with melon-filled fruit salad in Quebec?

Hey - I've never met a Macedonian that I din;t like.

But then again, I have never met a Macedonian.

And further research reveals that "Macedonia" is a fruit salad in Italy and Spain.

https://memoriediangelina.com/2013/10/0 ... di-frutta/

[mister d]

Word salad: A confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases, with dressing.

[duff]

But surely we can all agree that kiwi are probably the worst of all fruits.

I like you less with each passing day.

[Shirley]

But surely we can all agree that kiwi are probably the worst of all fruits.

No. We can't. Kiwi is awesome. Honestly, I've never heard anyone complain about it before.

Canadians...

[mister d]

Nah, kiwi is shit.

[Nonlinear FC]

Kiwi is fine by itself but always feels weird when combined with other fruit. For some reason a few years back the powers that be decided the public really, really wants to combine kiwi with everything else. It's 2nd behind bananas in the rankings of fruits that need to stay the fuck away from strawberry.

This should be on a plaque.

Bananas and kiwi are pretty yummy on their own. Bullshit when put into a Fruit Salad (yummy yummy*).

* - Fuck whoever posted that. I didn't even need to play it for it to return to Ear Worm status. Played the shit out of that for my boy back in the day. I hate those guys.

[Pruitt]

This Kiwifruit Isn't From New Zealand at All. It's Chinese, and This Is How It Got Hijacked

Guess I'm in the minority here. Enjoy your Chinese gooseberries.

[A_B]

This Kiwifruit Isn't From New Zealand at All. It's Chinese, and This Is How It Got Hijacked

Guess I'm in the minority here. Enjoy your Chinese gooseberries.

Wait til i tell you about the Chilean Sea Bass.

[Ryan]

Kiwi good
Strawberry kiwi good
Strawberry banana good

St Louis Kiwi terrible

[Pruitt]

This Kiwifruit Isn't From New Zealand at All. It's Chinese, and This Is How It Got Hijacked

Guess I'm in the minority here. Enjoy your Chinese gooseberries.

Wait til i tell you about the Chilean Sea Bass.

I will not be ordering it again!

[Johnny Carwash]

[Ryan]

Yep, that guy has no melons

[Rex]

What an abomination.

[sancarlos]

I am pro kiwi.
I am anti cantaloupe
I am anti honeydew
On a hot summer day, I am pro cold fibrous sugar water (watermelon)
I am very anti putting any kind of dressing on fruit salad

Best ingredients for fruit salad, in fresh chunks/slices, ranked:
Pineapple
Apple
Banana
Strawberry
Orange
Kiwi
Grape
Cherry
Melon

[mister d]

I could make one flip and the list would become indisputably better back to front.

[A_B]

What an abomination.

Just a terrible mixed fruit cup.

[A_B]

I am pro kiwi.
I am anti cantaloupe
I am anti honeydew
On a hot summer day, I am pro cold fibrous sugar water (watermelon)
I am very anti putting any kind of dressing on fruit salad

Best ingredients for fruit salad, in fresh chunks/slices, ranked:
Pineapple
Apple
Banana
Strawberry
Orange
Kiwi
Grape
Cherry
Melon

We can all agree cherries should never appear right?

[mister d]

Yeah, should never appear if someone with good taste was given a two minute head start.

[bfj]

Best ingredients for fruit salad, in fresh chunks/slices, ranked:
Pineapple
Strawberry
Blueberries
Grape
Cherry

There we go. Much better.

[A_B]

At a conference in lousivlle....it's called cut fruit

[Ryan]

Yeah, Kentucky is great at naming things

[A_B]

You've clearly never seen it in the wild.

[Ryan]

Like a Yahoo search?