I've always known this

[Shirley]

Wash U is the smartest college in the land.

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Numbers never lie.

(I see the alma maters of a number of Swampers in the list.)

[devilfluff]

If TCNJ is on the list, I call shenanigans!

[howard]

USC and UOP.

Where is the Onion logo?

ETA: ah,this is compiled from scores earned by students playing online games from a website 'brain exercise' company. UCSB students are busy outdoors, surfing or something.

[The Sybian]

Wash U is the smartest college in the land.

They must be. They admitted me to their law school without me even applying. I was shocked when I looked them up and it was a fairly highly ranked school, because other than them, only non-accredited schools admitted me without application. Massachusetts School of Law didn't even care that I was a Junior and hadn't taken the LSAT yet, as long as I paid the $25,000/year tuition.

[Scottie]

Lumosity? Oh, ferfuckssakes.

Let us also consider the college rankings as conducted by the Negative Ion Power Bracelet, the Magnetic Weight Loss Patch, Greenie Green Nourishing Anti-Aging Cream, Gluten-Free Organic Penis Enlargement Pills, and the Nigerian 419 Letter.

[Shirley]

Lumosity? Oh, ferfuckssakes.

Let us also consider the college rankings as conducted by the Negative Ion Power Bracelet, the Magnetic Weight Loss Patch, Greenie Green Nourishing Anti-Aging Cream, Gluten-Free Organic Penis Enlargement Pills, and the Nigerian 419 Letter.

Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to understand.

31. University of California-Berkeley

[Scottie]

Hey, at least they spelled it correctly. The Nigerians tend to make a mess of that.

[Bensell]

Number 11 baby!

[kranepool]

(I see the alma maters of a number of Swampers in the list.)

No SUNY Cortland?

Man, this list is... uh...

Hey guys. What's another word for "bullshit"?

[Johnnie]

(I see the alma maters of a number of Swampers in the list.)

No SUNY Cortland?

Man, this list is... uh...

Hey guys. What's another word for "bullshit"?

Speaking of SUNY Cortland:

The Most Ratchet College Riot Ever Broke Out at SUNY Cortland This Weekend During Cortaca

[kranepool]

Have a few friends who were there. They said it was kinda crazy, given that things have been so tame there for years.

PS: Cortland won for the fourth consecutive year.

PPS: You can't spell "DICK" without "IC".

[kranepool]

Here's a nice photo of yesterday's festivities. Thought leadership!

[Scottie]

"Rachet"? "Bro Bible"? An article beginning with "Whoa"? This explains much. Woe.

[Pruitt]

Good lord but those youngsters at Cortland are a feisty bunch!

[kranepool]

But wait. There's more.

[Pruitt]

Middle age - that time in life when the very idea of the Cortaca debauchery leaves you torn between thinking that it looked like the most fun afternoon ever and feeling that the police should have found a way to calm things down before homeowners had their gardens destroyed.