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Why this chick doesn't have a bajillion followers is beyond me.

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How's the weather in Romania?

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It would seem that God has created the perfect woman...

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"Be comfortable in your own skin, average American woman. Just look at me, I feel comfortable wearing 3 strips of cloth. I mean, really look at me and compare yourself to my body. We can ALL feel comfortable with our bodies now! Look what I did to support all women! Your welcome, sisters!"
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Been watching a lot of British UK panel shows including 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Rachel Riley is a smoke show.

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and a bonus

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Rush2112 wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:45 pm Been watching a lot of British UK panel shows including 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Rachel Riley is a smoke show.

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I meant to recommend 8 out of 10 Cats in the TV thread. I don't know how I found it, but it came up on Youtube, and it's so funny. The insults and dark humor would never play in the US. Jimmy Carr seems like a total twat, but I love his standup, and he does a great job hosting. Rachel Riley is not only hot, but super smart and funny. I've gone down rabbit holes of watching her on other shows.

Anyways, it's a comedy panel show built along the premise of playing a game show with scripted bits thrown in while the players try to figure out the puzzles.
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Asp a panel show favourite. Aisling Bea

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Ria McCarthy is one of the sexiest chicks I've ever seen.

https://www.instagram.com/riae_/p/BpSEn ... qnpfbai3dc
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Johnnie wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:11 pm Ria McCarthy is one of the sexiest chicks I've ever seen.

https://www.instagram.com/riae_/p/BpSEn ... qnpfbai3dc
Do find that split tongue sexy? It creeps me out.
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Yeah, I mean... that's gross? But probably not in person?



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sancarlos wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:32 pm
Johnnie wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:11 pm Ria McCarthy is one of the sexiest chicks I've ever seen.

https://www.instagram.com/riae_/p/BpSEn ... qnpfbai3dc
Do find that split tongue sexy? It creeps me out.
Gross!

All a matter of taste I guess.

I guess I'm just old fashioned...

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Pruitt wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:45 pm


All a matter of taste I guess.

I guess I'm just old fashioned...


If I had to (got to?) choose between them, I'd go Pruitt's. I could get past and maybe into the split tongue, and she sure looks like she knows how to use it. Johnnie's girl is hot and all, but with all of the tattoos, I can't even objectify her body. I just see all the artwork. She has crazy sexy eyes, though.
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If you think her split tongue is gross you should see where she's pierced.

She's the only girl I've ever seen a pic of with a piercing like she has.

Ria is awesome.
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Johnnie wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:51 pm If you think her split tongue is gross you should see where she's pierced.

She's the only girl I've ever seen a pic of with a piercing like she has.

Ria is awesome.
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Yeah, she doesn't look thrilled there.
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How do I @ pdx?



(I was joking I guess but would manufacturing a quotation by someone generate a notification?)
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Sophie Turner as Morticia Addams.

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you could have given me 20 guesses on who that is, and I never would have thought it is Sansa.
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Hello Sigourney.
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:20 pm you could have given me 20 guesses on who that is, and I never would have thought it is Sansa.
Me neither - probably because I would never look up to her face.
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Not sure what thread to put this in, and honestly felt this works. I dig these guys and I am also madly in love with her.

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Dina Merrill!

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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I think this thread should be renamed at this point.
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And someone remind me to change my avatar in the morning
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rass wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:59 pm And someone remind me to change my avatar in the morning
Change your avatar.
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Psych student.

Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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degenerasian wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:58 pm Psych student.

I'll pass on the guilt trip of why I shouldn't watch free porn...
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Blast from the past, that one.
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I wanted to like that video, but it was awful. I didn't agree with her basic premise - that it's the consumers' fault - and her porn-acting mannerisms (fake giggles, bad jokes, etc.) made it that much worse. If those main porn sites are legit, then how is it the viewers' problem to try figure out if they should be paying for this video or that? I'll admit I've never understood the economics of these sites, but at the same time, it sure seems like there's been an expansion, not a contraction, in the production of these movies. So, somebody's getting paid somehow.
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