NFL 2019 week 1 - the fuck AB?

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:52 pm

Lamar looks sharp.

EdRomero · Post by **EdRomero** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:07 pm

bfj wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:52 pmLamar looks sharp.

His throwing motion looks so easy on long throws. Hollywood Brown is a great receiver name.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:45 pm

Just spent an hour and a half flipping between the Bills and the Browns games and I think I may have PTSD.

There are no words for how badly the Browns and Bills offences have been playing.

Post by **Sabo** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:47 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:45 pm Just spent an hour and a half flipping between the Bills and the Browns games and I think I may have PTSD.

There are no words for how badly the Browns and Bills offences have been playing.

I hope Freddie Kitchens is hoarse after halftime from yelling at his team. Just some idiotic penalties committed by the Browns in that half.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:04 pm

I think kitchens may be the problem.

Post by **brian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:28 pm

It’s bizarre how important coaching is in football relative to other sports.

Post by **brian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:48 pm

On the bright side, it’s been a really long time since the Browns could be accurately derided as “overrated”.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:04 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:06 pm Maybe because he’s a top WR and probably needs money now that he’s likely out a “guaranteed” $40(?)MM you don’t take the risk?

Yeah I doubt he said "so how about the minimum?" and the Patriots were all like "nah bro here's $15 mil we really value you".

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:05 pm

LeVeon Bell with a similar play on 4th down to the one in San Diego 4 years ago in the Vick game.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:05 pm

For all the sucking Josh Allen does that gets whitewashed, he made some nice throws down the stretch there.

Post by **brian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:08 pm

I hope people tool endlessly on Bob Griese and those 72 Dolphin fuckwads if Miami goes 0-16.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:56 pm

“Yay, dad hurt his punching arm!”

Post by **brian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:10 pm

Three blocked passes for Detroit already. Arizona might regret drafting Danny Devito #1 overall to play QB.

Post by **brian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 5:58 pm

I do think Murray might be a decent NFL QB one day but I’m still beyond puzzled why Kliff Kingsbury is an NFL coach.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:31 pm

brian wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:48 pm On the bright side, it’s been a really long time since the Browns could be accurately derided as “overrated”.

I am 55 years old - this may have happened once before. That was a truly disgraceful performance by the Browns.

On the bright side, the Bills defense rules!

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:31 pm

Gunpowder wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:05 pm For all the sucking Josh Allen does that gets whitewashed, he made some nice throws down the stretch there.

He looked tough as nails in the 2nd half.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:42 pm

A person named Gardner Minshew came in the game after Nick Foles went out with a broken collar bone and was serviceable.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:44 pm

Just turned the tv on, and Kyler Murray had ice water in his veins going down the field to erase an 8-point lead. Of course, it was helped by a dumb TO call and a penalty by the Lions.

Post by **brian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:48 pm

Hilariously classic Loin bullshit but don’t think this was Murray or Kingsbury doing anything good. Just classic Lions incompetence.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:21 pm

I don’t know who the color guy for the DET-ARZ game, but is it too much to ask for that the color commentators understand the modern game?

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:22 pm

And holy shit Patricia sucks.

ETA: And he’s lucky to walk out of here with a tie.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:26 pm

Yeah. Why even try on that last drive from the 5. I would have just taken a knee and taken the tie.

Post by **brian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:26 pm

The Cardinals punting with 1 minute left in OF from the Lion side of the field was the cherry on that fucking turd sundae. Kingsbury is so bad.

Post by **brian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:27 pm

That OT was basically like two mentally challenged guys facing off. I pity anyone who watched that fucking bullshit.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:29 pm

I have some legit optimism. Good riddance to Marvin.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:42 pm

I thought Brian quit the nfl.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:45 pm

You can’t blame him if he did.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:27 pm

Brady keeps throwing the occasional wobbler. Nothing serious, but seems kinda weird.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:28 pm

"Tom Brady magical with his eyes..."

Yeah, no shit, Chris.

Post by **brian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:34 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:42 pm I thought Brian quit the nfl.

I’m home with the fam this week. They (the Lions) did a good job of reminding me why I quit.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:56 pm

brian wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:34 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:42 pm I thought Brian quit the nfl.
I’m home with the fam this week. They (the Lions) did a good job of reminding me why I quit.

Fair

Post by **brian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:09 pm

Tomlin kicking a FG from the 1 down 20 is one of the pussiest things I’ve ever seen. And I’m largely a Tomlin fan.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:11 pm

brian wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:09 pm Tomlin kicking a FG from the 1 down 20 is one of the pussiest things I’ve ever seen. And I’m largely a Tomlin fan.

That was indefensible. I was trying to figure out the math and couldn’t. BecUse it isn’t defensible.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:15 pm

This sideview camera is kinda cool.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:30 pm

If I took a shot over the middle like what Josh Gordon took, I'd be dead.

Post by **brian** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:32 pm

I wasn’t high on the Steelers at all this year. They were under on one of my three NFL O/U wins bets (under Pitt, under Cleve, over Balt) but you gotta hand it to the Pats. They just keep on trucking somehow.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:38 pm

Yeesh.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:50 pm

"Tom Brady can feel comfortable about his back side."

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:43 am

brian wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:09 pm Tomlin kicking a FG from the 1 down 20 is one of the pussiest things I’ve ever seen. And I’m largely a Tomlin fan.

Very Dick Jauron of him. It seemed like a white flag.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:27 am

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:27 pm Brady keeps throwing the occasional wobbler. Nothing serious, but seems kinda weird.

It was quite strange to see. Probably doesn't mean anything but I was surprised to see it so often.