Newton also had a foot injury in preseason three weeks ago.Gunpowder wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:07 amOk then have him run a few times (and lead with his ruined shoulder that isn't quite right) and suck on the other 40 passes.degenerasian wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:04 amSure, then why make him a pocket passer. He ran 0 times last night.
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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When I saw him on the sidelines, this old album came to mind...
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Hey question.
Did the NFL Redzone stuff on mobile from last year get shit canned? I can't find it anywhere and I don't mind paying $5 to stream it on mobile.
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Did the NFL Redzone stuff on mobile from last year get shit canned? I can't find it anywhere and I don't mind paying $5 to stream it on mobile.
TIA
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Nevermind. I think I found it. But if I'm wrong I'll bother you guys again.
YWIA
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That's the kind of clear thinking that results from having 20 concussions.
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I’m guessing he’ll hear a resounding S-T-F-U from the CBD oil manufacturing community, too.
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I just have to say, Reddit NFL Streams + a VPN + a web browser on your TV = fucking amazing.
The Patriots aren't televised over the air in New Mexico this week? Nope. It is.
The Patriots aren't televised over the air in New Mexico this week? Nope. It is.
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3 Super Bowl “rematches” today. That can’t be too common
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This is phenomenal. I need to see the full version.
Also phenomenal: Antonio Brown
Also phenomenal: Antonio Brown
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Ooooh. Starting to drum up non-troversy drama with the ability to call pass interference after the fact because Antonio Brown does what every wide receiver does and appeared to push a bit on that TD catch.
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^^^Took a TD off the board for Minn for offensive PI after a review.
Also, it’s the beginning of the first Mason Rudolph era of the season.
Also, it’s the beginning of the first Mason Rudolph era of the season.
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49ers looking like the 1980s 49ers today.
Bengals looking... bad.
Bengals looking... bad.
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The one later in the game on Gordon was legit. Overall, it's good to be able to review stuff like this. I just wonder if they would increase total overall reviews. Probably not, but if the officiating is bad, it might trigger more talks after the season.
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Back to back pick 6s! Bill Simmons is going to cream himself because he just coined the Pick 12 recently on his podcast.
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This is the NFL.
Also, the Rosen era begins.
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Next week. Dolphins at Cowboys.
Will the spread by more or less than -19.
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....and that injury looks like the Rosen era ends.
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Huh. His knee didn't get blown out.
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Huh. His knee didn't get blown out.
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19 point favorites were 3-8 ATS coming into this week. Put aside your Masshole blinders for at least a couple seconds and don’t rip your own dick off masturbating about blowing out a shitty team in full-on tank mode.
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The Giants will probably win before then, but there's definitely a real possibility the Giants and Dolphins will both be 0-13 when they play in December.
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The giants getting the number one overall pick would be frigging hilarious
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Mahomes: 12 for 17, 248, 4 TDS.
In the second quarter.
In the second quarter.
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It’s a mystery how Andy Reid hasn’t won 4 Super Bowls. I’m serious.
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Not this year - the Dolphins have given up 102 points already.
But the Giants are horrible. Their secondary made the Bills receivers look like pro bowlers.
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Yes I admit it looks unlikely but it would be hilarious for the giants to have tua (or hurts!) available a year after likely reaching for jones.
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Eli was never a great QB, but jeez, he's done. And watching Barkley - it's like Sanders with the worst of the Lions' teams he was on or OJ during most of his time in Buffalo - an unbelievable talent surrounded by scrubs.A_B wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:49 pmYes I admit it looks unlikely but it would be hilarious for the giants to have tua (or hurts!) available a year after likely reaching for jones.
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And I hate to open this argument - but the Jags (Doug Marrone) are idiots for going for 2 with 30 seconds left.
ETA: I don;t feel like doing the research, but I'd bet that going for 2 instead of 1 for the tie with less than 2 minutes left in the game hits at less than 50%.
ETA: Nevermind...
ETA: I don;t feel like doing the research, but I'd bet that going for 2 instead of 1 for the tie with less than 2 minutes left in the game hits at less than 50%.
ETA: Nevermind...
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But it's in your hands at least. OT you can lose a coin toss.Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:08 pm And I hate to open this argument - but the Jags (Doug Marrone) are idiots for going for 2 with 30 seconds left.
ETA: I don;t feel like doing the research, but I'd bet that going for 2 instead of 1 for the tie with less than 2 minutes left in the game hits at less than 50%.
ETA: Nevermind...
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I know - just saw the Broncos do it right.degenerasian wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:30 pmBut it's in your hands at least. OT you can lose a coin toss.Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:08 pm And I hate to open this argument - but the Jags (Doug Marrone) are idiots for going for 2 with 30 seconds left.
ETA: I don;t feel like doing the research, but I'd bet that going for 2 instead of 1 for the tie with less than 2 minutes left in the game hits at less than 50%.
ETA: Nevermind...
But the end of that Broncos-Bears game was as nuts as the end of the Texans-Saints game the other night.
Holy shit!
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https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/2 ... g-dolphins
The Dolphins conundrum
• The Dolphins closed as consensus 18-point home underdogs to the Patriots on Sunday and lost 43-0. Miami was the largest home 'dog in 12 seasons -- and bettors weren't scared. On Sunday morning, 82.9% of the money wagered on the point spread at Caesars Sportsbooks was on the Patriots.
• Early Sunday morning, a bettor at a William Hill sportsbook in Reno, Nevada, placed a $20,000 money-line bet on the Patriots at -2,400 odds. The bettor won a net $833.35.
• On Thursday, a bettor at a CG Technology sportsbook in Las Vegas placed a $100 money-line bet on the Patriots at -3,000. The bettor won a net $3.33.
• "I have a feeling that people are going to keep betting against [the Dolphins]," Salmons of the Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook said. "It's not going to stop. I mean, what can you do? There's nothing you can do. You just make high numbers."
• There will always be bettors willing to back the Dolphins at the right price -- the wiseguys. "I watched the same guys the past few years bet the Browns every week," CG Technology oddsmaker/risk analyst Dave Sharapan said. "There was a number that they'd bet the Browns every single week. So, there's always a number. It's just getting harder to find with teams like the Dolphins."
• Jeff Stoneback, sportsbook director for MGM in Las Vegas, said his approach to booking the Dolphins-Cowboys game will be to attempt to attract early action on the underdog by offering a line inflated by a half-point or so toward Dallas. "There's a sweet spot for every game," Stoneback said. "We kind of like to throw chum in the water and see what it attracts."
• CG Technology reopened betting on season-win totals after Week 1. "You could tell people were bailing on their positions on both Bears and the Browns," Sharapan said. "We took under bets on those."
• Miami's win total was five to start the season. CG Technology, after ample debate, reopened the Dolphins' season-win total at 3.5 last week. "The first bet we took as soon as we opened was under for the limit, so we went to three," Sharapan said.
Big decisions for the books
• The Detroit Lions' comeback win over the Los Angeles Chargers produced the biggest win of the early kickoffs on Sunday for multiple sportsbooks.
• The Cowboys' covering the spread in a 31-21 win at Washington was the worst result of the early games for the books.
• "The best game for us this morning was the Seahawks," Jeff Stoneback, sportsbook director for MGM, said. "We had taken a six-figure bet on the Steelers early in the week."
• "We had the wiseguys laying 2.5 [with the Bears], and the public was on the Bears money-line," Salmons said, while watching the frantic final minute of the Chicago-Denver game. "If we don't have [the Broncos], who knows how much we're going to lose."
With 31 seconds to play, Broncos quarterback Joe Flacco threw a touchdown pass and converted a two-point conversion to give the Broncos a 14-13 lead. The Bears responded by driving into field goal position, and kicker Eddy Pineiro connected on a winning 53-yard field goal as time expired.
Chicago's winning, but failing to cover the spread, shifted multiple six figures in favor of the CG Technology.
• CG Technology, MGM and the SuperBook each said a winning or losing day would likely be decided by the prime-time game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Atlanta Falcons.
• "We need Atlanta basically for the day," Sharapan of CG Technology said. "We're slightly ahead going into this game, and if Atlanta gets there, it'll be a worthwhile day. Nothing too great, but a winning day. And, if the Eagles get there, it'll be a loss." The Falcons beat the Eagles 24-20.
Big bets
• On Wednesday, multiple Las Vegas sportsbooks reported taking big bets on the Bills to win the Super Bowl. At the South Point Casino, a bettor placed a $3,000 Super Bowl bet on the Bills at 100-1. Caesars Sportsbook reported taking a $4,000 bet on the Bills at 100-1.
"We've been taking Bills bets all season," Sharapan said. "That's one of our biggest needs in our season-win totals. We need [Bills] under seven."
• A bettor at DraftKings hit a $40,000 four-team parlay Sunday, featuring three money-lines -- Baltimore Ravens, Houston Texans and Colts -- and the Patriots at an alternate spread of -5.5. The Texans stopped a go-ahead, two-point-conversion attempt by the Jacksonville Jaguars with 30 seconds to play, and the bettor won $73,150.
• New Jersey sportsbook PointsBet reported taking three six-figure wagers:
$130,000 on the Buffalo Bills money-line (-131); the Bills topped the New York Giants 28-14.
$110,000 on the Tennessee Titans -3; the underdog Indianapolis Colts nipped the Titans 19-17.
$130,000 on the Chicago Bears -2.5 (-105); the Bears beat the Denver Broncos 16-14.
• A bettor at the William Hill sportsbook at Ocean Resort in Atlantic City, New Jersey won a $150,000 bet on the Colts +3.
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Just watched the entire 45 minute reboot of Primetime on ESPN.com and it was everything you'd expect, good and tired. Your Chris Berman bingo board will be full about halfway through. Nostalgically comforting, though.
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I know they won, and the 2nd bet had to have been made as a joke, but why on earth would you wager $20k to win $800?
• Early Sunday morning, a bettor at a William Hill sportsbook in Reno, Nevada, placed a $20,000 money-line bet on the Patriots at -2,400 odds. The bettor won a net $833.35.
• On Thursday, a bettor at a CG Technology sportsbook in Las Vegas placed a $100 money-line bet on the Patriots at -3,000. The bettor won a net $3.33.
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A $20K bet against the Dolphins to win $800 is probably a better bet these days than T-bills.
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Hell - you could be right.
Cowboys -20.5 looks good.
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The bug, dumb rapist QB is out for the season. Hopefully that's specific enough that it's clear who I'm talking about.
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The one who plays in Pennsylvania or the one who plays in Florida?
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