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PUT THE FUCKING AXLE GREASE IN THE BASKET!!!!
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Would you chuff me?

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I ain't too proud... What's going on there?
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Hoo boy ...
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So, thanks for putting me to work!

Who's the guy next to the sex slave?
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:18 pm So, thanks for putting me to work!

Who's the guy next to the sex slave?
Prince Andrew. I had to look it up also.
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duff wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:19 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:18 pm So, thanks for putting me to work!

Who's the guy next to the sex slave?
Prince Andrew. I had to look it up also.
Hoo boy.

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Next time hit the button to quote the post and read the url link.

Or right click the photo and look at the properties.

If neither work, Google image search the photo. You should be able to drag the photo and drop it into Google.

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Nonlinear FC wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:18 pm So, thanks for putting me to work!

Who's the guy next to the sex slave?
Apparently there are pictures of her sitting on his lap as well.
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"And how is that not better than HIM sitting on HER lap?" - Alan D.
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mister d wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:45 pm "And how is that not better than HIM sitting on HER lap?" - Alan D.
And this apparently is not a joke:

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That thing kinda looks like Black Francis/Frank Black.
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This concert looks LIT.


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Here. Have a heart attack.

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Here's one for Johnnie. Saw this turd during the second intermission and thought about trying to sneak a pic, but decided against it but ended up right behind him after walking out of the arena.

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Help me understand why he's a turd?
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Putting "veteran" on a jersey screams "thank me for my service."

It's cringeworthy and unnecessary. You're supposed to be a silent professional and not all up in your own feelings about your military service.

Man, there's such cringe with that. Is he wearing a VGK hat? If so, that's good. I will periodically wear my OCP ballcap with the red Sox logo overlayed on the flag, but only during baseball season. The hat is actually comfortable and not too cringey to wear in civvies.
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Maybe it was a gift. My kids got me a Bruins one that says "This Jersey Climbed Mount Washington". Embarrassing, but I still gotta wear it.
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So someone else wore it when climbing Mt. Washington?
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:50 am Putting "veteran" on a jersey screams "thank me for my service."

It's cringeworthy and unnecessary. You're supposed to be a silent professional and not all up in your own feelings about your military service.

Man, there's such cringe with that. Is he wearing a VGK hat? If so, that's good. I will periodically wear my OCP ballcap with the red Sox logo overlayed on the flag, but only during baseball season. The hat is actually comfortable and not too cringey to wear in civvies.
For the record, very obviously being a vet doesn't make you a turd. Even occasionally wearing a shirt or a hat that signifies you're a veteran doesn't either*. But getting a $200 personalized jersey that says VETERAN!!!!!! on the back kinda does*.

* - If you're an older veteran -- like in your 60s or 70s I kinda damn well expect you to wear a hat that says you're a vet and that's fine.
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brian wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:47 am* - If you're an older veteran -- like in your 60s or 70s I kinda damn well expect you to wear a hat that says you're a vet and that's fine.
I think you lose your veteran status if you don't.
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My buddy John Veteran gets a lot of free lunches when he wears jerseys.
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:50 am You're supposed to be a silent professional and not all up in your own feelings about your military service.
I think I've met two people that serve/d in the military that are like this. You and my sister.
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The #39 on the jersey is weird/unusual, so I'll add one more thing based on Ryan's comments -- if this guy just retired at age 39 (not impossible if he enlisted at 18 or 19) and his kids or former co-workers at Nellis or Creech bought him this as a present, the guy obviously gets a pass.
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Rush2112 wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2019 10:11 am
Johnnie wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:50 am You're supposed to be a silent professional and not all up in your own feelings about your military service.
I think I've met two people that serve/d in the military that are like this. You and my sister.
To be fair, I'm outwardly open in my feelings on this board from time to time. And definitely so around my close friends and family in private company.

I just cannot outwardly bring the attention to myself in public like that. That stems from basic training and being there during 9/11. "Make yourself a hard target" was beaten into your head. And what's more the opposite of that than flying in uniform?
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The Sybian wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2019 10:05 am My buddy John Veteran gets a lot of free lunches when he wears jerseys.
I bet he hates the games when he has to take his wife instead of his brother-in-law, Steve Thanka
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Or his friend, Al Rookie.
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Never saw this. On Bill Russell's twitter page:
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