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Jerloma wrote:The Russian Police Choir doing Daft Punk not ironically at all...

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I thoroughly enjoyed that. It cracked me up when the chorus came in with the heavy accents.
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Yes, this has a level of bro jackassery to it. Regardless, I still got a few laughs out of it.

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Nice. I didn't know there was an official day.



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As much crazy shit as I have seen on the NYC subways, I've never seen this. She has to be a whore, right? And I love the guy at the end who gets right in her face to snap a pic.


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Sarah Silverman's failed pilot. Looks pretty funny to me.

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Pentatonix had the Evolution of Music video posted here awhile back, so they may look familiar. Here's their rendition of Lorde's Royals:

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Oh sure, the black guy is the beatboxer.
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Hey Doc... is this type of stuff allowable? Everything seems like he's being supervised properly, but you know, medical rules and whatnot.

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I've done that a few times. Perfectly safe, no big deal with the anesthesiologist standing right there. I'm sure there is a rule against it, there are rules against everything, but fuck 'em. Nice thing about practicing anesthesia--no one can tell you what to do. You and the patient, no intermediaries, no supervisors. You have to deal with bs ramifications later, but in the moment, it is all on you. I like that.
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bad joke wrote:Hey Doctor after this surgery am I going to be able to play the piano.
Don't see why not
Funny because I could not play it before.
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As Stephen Colbert would say, that's the craziest fucking thing I've ever heard.
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This is amazing. Seth Rogen and James Franco parody Kanye West's new video frame for frame.

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More Russian driving lessons:

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Errrrrrr . . . ? The guy is Adnan Oktar, if you wanna look that up if only for some context. Sort of.



Different, shorter, clip HERE. That one is translated to English and features similar RealDolls.
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Clearly they all set their makeup guns to whore. Yeesh.
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This, kids, is why you never poke a dead sperm whale with a stick:


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Good evening fellow Swampers,

I come to you bidding good tidings and Happy Thanksgivings,

I am here to post a video that I thought was pretty funny, perhaps you have not seen it as of yet. You probably have as awell over 6 million have.

I am just sitting here relaxing, having a bloody, Bloody Mary, enjoying the evening by the computer before the trek tomorrow to enjoy Thanksgiving. I wish you good holidays. I wish you good health, much money, and lots of poon tang. Good eve.

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The Sybian wrote:Clearly they all set their makeup guns to whore. Yeesh.
The Barbie-Like Women of Turkey's Creationist TV

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Got 12 and a half minutes to kill? Here's me giving you a tour of my house in Germany.

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wow

Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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Last night's HNIC Intro.

Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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That intro doesn't even mention Howard.
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Fuckin' lawyers, ammirite?

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Those guys are insane not to call their firm "MC Hamner".
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Scottie wrote:Those guys are insane not to call their firm "MC Hamner".
That's beautiful. That appears to be a real law firm! I assumed it was a skit show or something. Reading the crap on youtube, it looks like the firm hired a video team to make this "provocative" and intentionally politically incorrect satire commercial for them. There are links to many others I may or may not watch at home.

I looked up the firm, and it is a veritable tour de force of law. McCutcheon got a JD 23 years ago from a school that is still not accredited. He also lists that he is a graduate of the Gerry Spence Trial School (Class of 2009). What? Hamner doesn't even list where he got his JD from, only his BS. If they list an unaccredited school, how can Hamner's be worse?

*Interesting side note on Gerry Spence I never knew. In 1986, he defended Lee Harvey Oswald in a mock trial for British television. Vincent Bugliosi was the prosecutor and they had a real US Judge and a jury of US citizens. I'd be curious to watch that, but it is 21 hours long, so I'll pass.
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I should have thought of this years ago when I couldn't get into law school. I'm always too late.
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The Sybian wrote:*Interesting side note on Gerry Spence I never knew. In 1986, he defended Lee Harvey Oswald in a mock trial for British television. Vincent Bugliosi was the prosecutor and they had a real US Judge and a jury of US citizens. I'd be curious to watch that, but it is 21 hours long, so I'll pass.
Yeah, I remember that. Even I didn't watch the whole thing. I think Oswald got off, but I don't remember much.
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degenerasian wrote:I should have thought of this years ago when I couldn't get into law school. I'm always too late.

Not getting into law school is the best thing that ever happened to you. Not sure if law school or practicing law is any better in Canada, so maybe I am wrong.
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This frightens me. Surveillance drone footage of protests in Bangkok.

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This christmas tree harvester is even better than TC from Magnum PI.

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Very cool.

Here is the pilot's view:

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Shirley wrote:This christmas tree harvester is even better than TC from Magnum PI.

That's awesome, Oregon is awesome, and there's no way that's real.
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Just watched Rass' video. Am I wrong? Is this real?
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Wanna see a bunch of ESPN personalities imitate Dick Vitale?

Chris Fowler was the clear winner for best, but Jay Bilas and Bruce Pearl were close as well.

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