Breakfast Today

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:19 am

I think I'm just going to have cereal.

It's boring, but it does the job.

ALMONDS AIN'T GOT TITTIES

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:42 am

Toasted bagel with butter, yogurt mixed with granola.

Cause that's how I roll before a trip to the gym.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:46 am

Just coffee. I should be better about eating breakfast but I'm rarely hungry in the AM.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:54 am

All I'm picturing is Irv Cross smiling in front of a huge stack of pancakes.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:55 am

Turkey sandwich eaten hastily as I got the boy ready for school.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:57 am

I'm still trying to figure out whether:

1. GPJ's post was trolling zipper, and everyone else missed it
2. GPJ's post was trolling zipper, and everyone else's response is a subtle acknowledgement and continuation
3. No trolling involved, and this should be taken at face value

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:07 am

Det. Carwash.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:07 am

I'm going with 1.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:08 am

1's the only thing I know it can't be

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:20 am

Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:54 am All I'm picturing is Irv Cross smiling in front of a huge stack of pancakes.

Phyllis George!

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:26 am

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:34 am

I rocked a bowl where I mixed both Corn Chex and Peanut Butter Chex.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:07 am

Pretty sure daylight savings has me fucked up because boy am I hungry now.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:29 am

Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:08 am 1's the only thing I know it can't be

It also can't be 3

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:12 pm

Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:54 am All I'm picturing is Irv Cross smiling in front of a huge stack of pancakes.

When does the stack of pancakes fall victim to a pair of uncalled personal fouls?

Post by **brian** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 2:00 pm

A few weeks ago I started making a week's worth of breakfasts on Sundays. I make a dozen eggs (scrambled), a package of frozen potatoes o'brien and a package of link sausages. Split it up into five containers (after eating some) and it's a pretty decent breakfast that can be heated up quickly.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 2:09 pm

Take that shit to the breakfast tomorrow thread.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 2:25 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:12 pm
Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:54 am All I'm picturing is Irv Cross smiling in front of a huge stack of pancakes.
When does the stack of pancakes fall victim to a pair of uncalled personal fouls?

You couldn't even get away with that much gluten these days.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:54 am

Gunpowder wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:19 am I think I'm just going to have cereal.

It's boring, but it does the job.

ALMONDS AIN'T GOT TITTIES

While shopping this past weekend, my wife says we need some almond milk, and I respond, louder than I intended, with the above. The old lady buying eggs was not amused.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:45 pm

Sitting here working in my normal coffee shop spot and a woman comes in and sits 2 tables down with a take-out box full of pancakes and bacon (from Snooze probably). Criminal.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:49 pm

we're getting a snooze and a denver biscuit company (within like two blocks of each other) in a couple weeks

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:49 pm

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:45 pm Sitting here working in my normal coffee shop spot and a woman comes in and sits 2 tables down with a take-out box full of pancakes and bacon (from Snooze probably). Criminal.

Does the coffee shop offer food? Cause if so I think they'd be fully within their rights to ask them to leave.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:53 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:49 pm
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:45 pm Sitting here working in my normal coffee shop spot and a woman comes in and sits 2 tables down with a take-out box full of pancakes and bacon (from Snooze probably). Criminal.
Does the coffee shop offer food? Cause if so I think they'd be fully within their rights to ask them to leave.

They do, but it's not that strict of a joint. (I mean, my dog is sleeping in the chair next to me). It's also like 14º and blizzarding out so the clientele level is pretty down today anyway.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Aug 28, 2020 9:43 am

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:54 am
Gunpowder wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:19 am I think I'm just going to have cereal.

It's boring, but it does the job.

ALMONDS AIN'T GOT TITTIES
While shopping this past weekend, my wife says we need some almond milk, and I respond, louder than I intended, with the above. The old lady buying eggs was not amused.

Dropped an "almonds ain't got titties!" in a group chat with a bunch of parents. I feel good about it.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 8:14 am

Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:54 am All I'm picturing is Irv Cross smiling in front of a huge stack of pancakes.

:(

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:36 am

I’m sure some of you only source yogurt from goats you know personally and which have been fed perrier water and fresh cut hay on the hour, but for me, the Oui yogurts are the best in the aisle.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:08 am

Someone is worried he’s not cultured enough to talk yogurt

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:11 am

(frozen blueberries on bran flakes with milk, coffee)

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:12 am

rass wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:08 am Someone is worried he’s not cultured enough to talk yogurt

Not even close!

Post by **Sabo** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:34 am

Two breakfast tacos with turkey, broccoli, fried corn, egg and cheese (aka tacos made from leftovers) with coffee.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:37 am

8 oz bottle of Diet Coke.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:55 am

I’ve been trying to give up most of my carbs most days, so I’m off cereal right now. Egg white, blue cheese, and sausage omelet!

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 11:03 am

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:55 am I’ve been trying to give up most of my carbs most days, so I’m off cereal right now. Egg white, blue cheese, and sausage omelet!

Same, and I'm doing the 8/16 fast, and generally opting to cut out breakfast. That being said, I'm going to make a big omelet right now for first meal.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 11:45 am

I know we're progressing and almonds can be whatever they want to these days but it bears repeating that almonds still ain't got titties

Post by **brian** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 11:47 am

Almond farming is horrible for the environment.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 12:10 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:37 am 8 oz bottle of Diet Coke.

They have 8-ounce bottles?

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 12:20 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 12:10 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:37 am 8 oz bottle of Diet Coke.
They have 8-ounce bottles?

Yes. Every so often - glass in my local market.

phxgators · Post by **phxgators** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 2:32 pm

rass wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:08 am Someone is worried he’s not cultured enough to talk yogurt

+1

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 2:34 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:55 am I’ve been trying to give up most of my carbs most days, so I’m off cereal right now. Egg white, blue cheese, and sausage omelet!

btw, I've gotten attached to these add-ons for omelets and grilling rubs.

(Justice is a blend including shallots, garlic, onions, green peppercorn...)

phxgators · Post by **phxgators** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 2:37 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 2:34 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:55 am I’ve been trying to give up most of my carbs most days, so I’m off cereal right now. Egg white, blue cheese, and sausage omelet!
btw, I've gotten attached to these add-ons for omelets and grilling rubs.

(Justice is a blend including shallots, garlic, onions, green peppercorn...)

Justice is my go to for green beans, among other things. (Our spice cabinet looks like a Penzey's showroom)