NFL Week 13 - let’s all chill and have some turducken!

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Happy turkey day!
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Today I am thankful that I am not a Lions fan.
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Happy Thanksgiving to almost all of you. Enjoy your day!
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Just glad I can enjoy my turduckenoala guilt free this year.
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rass wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:36 am Just glad I can enjoy my turduckenoala guilt free this year.
That koala looked to be medium rare in that video.
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Don’t be tempted. Those little guys get worms, so you gotta hit at least 140.
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Debbie Gibson looks pretty good!
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Agreed
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I am really excited for today's Bills game.

(Which means you should all probably bet the Cowboys)
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:40 am I am really excited for today's Bills game.

(Which means you should all probably bet the Cowboys)
Bills +7 is an absolute steal. Cowboys are frauds.

I have a teaser today Lions +9.5 and Bills +9.5
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I think Joe Buck is drunk already.
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degenerasian wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:40 pm I think Joe Buck is drunk already.
Wouldn't you be?
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woah, that woke some people up. 75 yard bomb to make it 7-7
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I’ve said this before, but the white over blue combo the Lions and Bills can both rock are two of my favorites, and both of them are fucking it up today.
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Drilling someone on the kickoff should happen more often.
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He hasn’t Bloughed so far.
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degenerasian wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:13 pm Drilling someone on the kickoff should happen more often.
Happened a couple of times in the HS I was at last week.

(the one time that team kicked off in the air it was returned for a TD (it was the home team so it was exciting))
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Sometimes I wonder if Jerome Boger is watching the game he's officiating.
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degenerasian wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:45 am
Pruitt wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:40 am I am really excited for today's Bills game.

(Which means you should all probably bet the Cowboys)
Bills +7 is an absolute steal. Cowboys are frauds.

I have a teaser today Lions +9.5 and Bills +9.5
Didn't need the teaser, could have taken them at normal odds.
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FGs that hit the uprights but still go in are an underrated joy in football.
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I parlayed Bills +6.5 and the ML on Chicago and New Orleans so hoping road teams can go 3 for 3.
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I wonder how excited Pruitt is now?

Tonight's game is tough. Will probably take the over (49.5)
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degenerasian wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:45 amBills +7 is an absolute steal. Cowboys are frauds.
Starting to wonder if the "Is Joe Flacco elite?" question now applies to Dak Prescott. He's made some terrible throws today, most notably that red zone pass to Elliott on fourth down.
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degenerasian wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:13 pm I wonder how excited Pruitt is now?
Honest to God - I feel like going out looting!!!

Fuck the Cowboys, fuck the Refs, and fuck Tony Romo trying to spin the fact that his former team just got laid to rest at home.

Last time the Bills had this record, I was single and considering proposing. That's a lifetime ago.

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The @Buffalo game on the schedule is a little more worrisome next week.
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“That’s my boy”. Funny stuff.
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Browns Head-Hunting Safety Randall Suspended for Steeler Game

Missed practice this week.

GM John Dorsey sure likes to fill a team with thugs.
This is a very, very hard team to cheer for.
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The Jets have been losing this specific genre of game for as long as I can remember
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Who had the Dolphins-Bengals-Redskins parlay?

The Redskins can still win the NFC East.
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Well, at least I don;t have to watch a single second of any more Browns games this year.

Good lord they suck.
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Don’t know, just asking....when was the last (if ever) a team has beaten the previous Super Bowl participants by 17+ points?
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I know of an opening in a fantasy football league.
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Giff wrote: Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:26 pm I know of an opening in a fantasy football league.
Mine!

ETA: I'm calling Giff's team, I mean. Assuming you are bailing on Ostrom?
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degenerasian wrote: Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:34 pm Who had the Dolphins-Bengals-Redskins parlay?

The Redskins can still win the NFC East.
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The Sybian wrote: Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:39 pm
Giff wrote: Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:26 pm I know of an opening in a fantasy football league.
Mine!

ETA: I'm calling Giff's team, I mean. Assuming you are bailing on Ostrom?
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