If your saying getting some stimulation in a discreet place, then yes, I'll agree with you. But to completion? It's frankly more trouble than it's worth for her to do it for you.
NFL Week 14 - Riverboat Ron Goes Bust
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I might be the strange one here, I like handjobs more than blowjobs.
No teeth.
And handjobs plus kissing is awesome.
No teeth.
And handjobs plus kissing is awesome.
Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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Agree on both (and for the record haven't been in that situation for a couple of decades or so, so maybe nostalgia is a bit of a burden here).
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Oy vey.degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:45 pm I might be the strange one here, I like handjobs more than blowjobs.
No teeth.
And handjobs plus kissing is awesome.
Thing is, I give good handjobs. Only ever done it to myself, but whatever.
Blowjobs are always a treat.
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This thread has taken a strange and frankly delightful turn.
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So a happy ending?tennbengal wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:03 pm This thread has taken a strange and frankly delightful turn.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Apparently!rass wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:08 pmSo a happy ending?tennbengal wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:03 pm This thread has taken a strange and frankly delightful turn.
I am back in Pittsburgh for work again and with most of a day to kill am trying out the casino downtown. It’s...pretty damn nice actually. Way better than the Maryland casinos.
It’s right by Heinz Field, so that’s a football reference I can make for this thread.
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(PS - “a delightful turn” is how more than one has described my HJ finishing move)
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Hmmm.
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My 9th grade self is SOOO jealous of you. I would have murdered for that, back then.
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Everyone re-read the thread title after the last page of so of posts.
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yeah but you can't kiss yourself.Pruitt wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:54 pmOy vey.degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:45 pm I might be the strange one here, I like handjobs more than blowjobs.
No teeth.
And handjobs plus kissing is awesome.
Thing is, I give good handjobs. Only ever done it to myself, but whatever.
Blowjobs are always a treat.
Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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It was originally titled riverboat Ron busts out. Both work.
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This was The Onion article that hit closest to home to me. I had popped all the cherries except for d in the p or a by end of 8th grade and it all went downhill from there.
https://twitter.com/theonion/status/562998043377946625
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Whaaaaaa? How many days did I miss? Just when Tiger at the Masters thought it had the Throwback Performance ESPY sewn up
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Let the mans clear his mind without judgment
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And to think, the countless hours I wasted talking to Rass at cross-country and track meets without a single delightful turn.
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The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.
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Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.
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What's it gonna be called when we kick those ratbird's ass in Cleveland next week then?!?!?!
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"Our Superbowl?"
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As long as pittsburgh and Tennessee and houston and probably more teams lose every game, still alive mathematically!
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That seemed to be the wake up call that made the front office change the defense. They got rid of speedy athletic linebackers who could go side to side, but couldn't fight off blocks in favor of stereotypical middle LB's who are traditional run stoppers. They also traded for Marcus Peters, which has proven to be a very good decision.
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Or they finish 8-8 and decide to keep Kitchens as HC. That would just be so, so Brown...A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:15 amAs long as pittsburgh and Tennessee and houston and probably more teams lose every game, still alive mathematically!
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Ron Rivera with a solid OC would be a very good look in Cleveland.Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:59 amOr they finish 8-8 and decide to keep Kitchens as HC. That would just be so, so Brown...A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:15 amAs long as pittsburgh and Tennessee and houston and probably more teams lose every game, still alive mathematically!
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I'm starting to come to that conclusion as well.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:36 pmRon Rivera with a solid OC would be a very good look in Cleveland.
But if they get rid of Kitchens, I think it's Mike McCarthy's job if he wants it.
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Mike McCarthy coaching a mediocre quarterback is something I very much look forward to watching.
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Oh God help us.
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Baker mayfield has got the goods, dude.
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I just think a professional (not even a hard-ass "disciplinarian") would do well. Rivera seems to walk the two sides of player's coach and "traditional" coach pretty well without being abrasive. Being a defensive guy, but showing aggressive offensive traits in recent years, feels like a really good fit with their offensive talent.Sabo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:40 pmI'm starting to come to that conclusion as well.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:36 pmRon Rivera with a solid OC would be a very good look in Cleveland.
But if they get rid of Kitchens, I think it's Mike McCarthy's job if he wants it.
They're around $54 million under the cap next year, depending where it lands, to go with all their picks in the top four rounds, plus HOU's 3rd-rounder from the Duke Johnson trade. They could shore up their offensive line and add a couple parts to their defense with that combination of cap space and draft assets.
I think McCarthy would not work out well with their skill position players.
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Mediocre isn’t quite the insult you think but doesn’t look like Mayfield is ever gonna be a top-tier (what I personally define as top quartile i.e top 8) QB. You can win with a second-tier/second quartile QB if the rest of the team is solid, especially defense but McCarthy couldn’t win with one of the five or so best QBs of all-time except for one somewhat lucky run as a wildcard.
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It was a le batard show joke.
( and I would HaTe for McCarthy to take this team over)
( and I would HaTe for McCarthy to take this team over)
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An oldish looking Aaron Rodgers and an underwhelming Packers team is at 11-3 under a rookie head coach. That should be the death knell for McCarthy's head coaching hopes.brian wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:43 pmMediocre isn’t quite the insult you think but doesn’t look like Mayfield is ever gonna be a top-tier (what I personally define as top quartile i.e top 8) QB. You can win with a second-tier/second quartile QB if the rest of the team is solid, especially defense but McCarthy couldn’t win with one of the five or so best QBs of all-time except for one somewhat lucky run as a wildcard.
But you never know who a bad team will hire as HC. Look at Freddie Kitchens and Pat Shurmur.
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