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I thought that was your brother, the retired full bird Colonel?
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Rush2112 wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:59 am
Johnnie wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:56 am Yea, I'll have some time to think about it before I actually jump in. I was just thinking "do something because it's free" because I'm in the enviable position of never having college debt. Figured I'd do something enjoyable as opposed to potentially lucrative.
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They don’t call it Chair Force for nothing.
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Well, if the Air Force is going to post this photo, I guess I can let you guys know what's up. (It was actually taken by a buddy of mine here.)



On the Tuesday before Thanksgiving with less than 2 weeks notice I deployed to Saudi Arabia. I told a few people in the board in case someone went "Johnnie hasn't been posting. Is he dead?" But T Mobile gives me limited 2g, so I can still kinda browse.

I was pissed. Not because of that, but because I was really, really looking forward to going to play board games with friends in Dallas at BGGCon. I'm not going to complain when I'm gifted at least 6 months of tax free living and some special pays. (I'll redeploy in April.) But I will complain that my leave was cancelled and I had to eat half of my AirBnB reservation.

Overall, it isn't that bad. It's an extended camping trip. Despite sleeping on a top bunk and living in a tent with 7 other dudes, I'm doing well. The only real gripe that we all have is that the WiFi is turrrible. #WarIsHell

As for work, I don't even have a work center. No dedicated computer or a desk or anything. My team and I are operating out of the common cyber cafe all day. But we're still making the mission happen, as they say.

Anyhoo, if you want to send me anything -- other than pork, porn, or alcohol, here's my address: (Please don't feel obligated or guilt tripped. Amazon does still get here in a relatively decent time.)
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Johnnie wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:33 pm I was pissed...because I was really, really looking forward to going to...Dallas..and...sleeping...with 7 other dudes
Good luck, Johnnie (for real).
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Thank you.

And note: I'm not here with weapons. So I'm not in any real danger. Once I realized they just needed bodies on the ground to be employed by worry meter reduced to zero.
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Soooo... no drinks while I'm in New Mexico for Christmas? Good luck out there. Stay safe and don't piss anybody off!
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Yea, no drinks for me until I'm back in America.

And no promises if I piss anyone off. The going rumor is that I alone can generate airlift. Boy is everyone here going to be mad about that!
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Serious question: Is there anything you and your crew need or want? I’d like to send you something but would like some guidance on what would be useful. Thanks.
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Sabo wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:37 am Serious question: Is there anything you and your crew need or want? I’d like to send you something but would like some guidance on what would be useful. Thanks.
Yeah, send us a list.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:22 am
Sabo wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:37 am Serious question: Is there anything you and your crew need or want? I’d like to send you something but would like some guidance on what would be useful. Thanks.
Yeah, send us a list.
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2.) Bob Hope
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A_B wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:31 am
Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:22 am
Sabo wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:37 am Serious question: Is there anything you and your crew need or want? I’d like to send you something but would like some guidance on what would be useful. Thanks.
Yeah, send us a list.
1.) Playboys
2.) Bob Hope
We have no Hope.
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Thanks, fellas. I'll do a check with everyone tomorrow.

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Can you try to avoid the stuff legitimate donors send to the military overseas, like toiletries and beef jerky?
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Yea, the morale tent has plenty of snacks and toiletries. We're ok on that end. Plus they established a BX this week and necessities are available. If we do need things it'll be legit things and not commonly available things.

Thank you, guys.
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Sorry for the lack of responding.

Can you guys send me a work center so we have a place to operate from? Hahahaha. Ugh. I kid, but this shit is getting old!

Anyhoo, the only real thing that anyone definitively wanted was Special K protein bars that are NOT peanut butter flavored. But if I can add Oreos, Corn Nuts, Pringles & Doritos Sweet and Spicy. Otherwise, I don't really think we need that much, honestly.

I'm being told we're getting bags of coffee and a coffee pot (even with no place to put it) and there are huge amounts of toiletries around. We all have plenty of batteries and baby wipes. We have plenty of shaving stuff. And I was sent a buzzer for my hair so I can cut my hair. If I think of something I'll let everyone know.

I can't thank you guys enough.
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Johnnie wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 3:09 am Sorry for the lack of responding.

Can you guys send me a work center so we have a place to operate from? Hahahaha. Ugh. I kid, but this shit is getting old!

Anyhoo, the only real thing that anyone definitively wanted was Special K protein bars that are NOT peanut butter flavored. But if I can add Oreos, Corn Nuts, Pringles & Doritos Sweet and Spicy. Otherwise, I don't really think we need that much, honestly.

I'm being told we're getting bags of coffee and a coffee pot (even with no place to put it) and there are huge amounts of toiletries around. We all have plenty of batteries and baby wipes. We have plenty of shaving stuff. And I was sent a buzzer for my hair so I can cut my hair. If I think of something I'll let everyone know.

I can't thank you guys enough.
I could use some wipes of you have extras to spare. Thanks.
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The Sybian wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:44 pm ...I could use some wipes of you have extras to spare....Thanks...
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Johnnie wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:52 pm Thank you.

And note: I'm not here with weapons. So I'm not in any real danger. Once I realized they just needed bodies on the ground to be employed by worry meter reduced to zero.
I know you're in Saudi Arabia, but everything still going ok with you?
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He’s in Saudi Arabia right now? Shit. I feel like an asshole cracking a joke towards him. Stay safe, man. We need you back here ASAP.
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May just be asleep.
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sancarlos wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:04 am
Rush2112 wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:59 am
My sister has 5 free Masters because of the Air Force. Go get 'em champ.
I'm trying to wrap my head around somebody investing the time required to earn Master's degrees five separate times.
Well, two were part of the AF War College you need to attend to attain upper rank(History and some weird Military specific one.) The other 3 were all intertwined, MEE, MCS, and an MA in English, technical writing.
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A_B wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:13 pmMay just be asleep.
Or on high fucking alert.

Be safe John.
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Just woke up 30 minutes ago. What'd I miss?

All's well here. For now. I can't exactly talk movement things, but uh, things are moving.

No idea of the grand scheme going forward, but I have my "days to retirement" clock ticking down and that keeps my morale high. 632.

We just got an office too, btw! I'll check in here if something goes down.
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Thoughts, johnnie
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T’s and P’s, Johnnie. Be safe.
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Oh, just read about Iraq. Yea, thankfully I'm not there. And my buddy just left there a week ago. So that's good.

We'll see if Riyadh is on their "to bomb" list.

The worst part about this isn't that I'm here, it's that I hate everything about this administration and have to keep quiet about it.
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Be safe Johnnie.
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What everyone else said, man. Be safe.
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Thanks, you guys.

Oddly enough I talked to a friend in mine in ABQ earlier and learned he was robbed at gunpoint around Christmas. He's fine, but holy fuck.

I honestly feel safer here right now. And I don't even have a gun.
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The Sybian wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:29 pm
Rush2112 wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:18 pm Perhaps management?

(as someone with a Poli Sci degree I could argue against it though.)
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At my lacrosse ref training our guest speaker was the recent former D.O. and Commander of the Thunderbirds. Guess he is a student of one of our assignor's wife at some leadership program/school. Call sign "Lowen"
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That's pretty awesome. Those pilots are the best of the best.

I took a tour of their squadron back in 2004/5 when I was in Las Vegas for Red Flag. It was so fucking cool.

Fun fact: whenever you see the one F-16 upside down, it's always the number 5. The 5 is painted upside down on the jet to show it right side up in PA photos.

Funner fact: the bathroom in the squadron is done up as the Blue Angels. All the urinals and toilets are blue. The photos on the wall are of the planes. The mural is the Blue Angels logo. Everything in the bathroom is blue and yellow. It's hilarious.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:23 am That's pretty awesome. Those pilots are the best of the best.

I took a tour of their squadron back in 2004/5 when I was in Las Vegas for Red Flag. It was so fucking cool.

Fun fact: whenever you see the one F-16 upside down, it's always the number 5. The 5 is painted upside down on the jet to show it right side up in PA photos.

Funner fact: the bathroom in the squadron is done up as the Blue Angels. All the urinals and toilets are blue. The photos on the wall are of the planes. The mural is the Blue Angels logo. Everything in the bathroom is blue and yellow. It's hilarious.
He talked about losing #4 in 2018 and #8 crashing on landing and how he got the squadron when they fired the C.O.
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That has to be a shock. I remember one of them crashed the week before our Air Show in 2016. They cancelled the rest of the season. Can't imagine how the squadron recovers and what the current commander is at fault for. There's usually a huge investigation where "good or and discipline" or "a loss of confidence" manifests resentment or something.

A couple colonels got schwacked by the general here recently. An Airman got sick here and didn't get medevac'd like she should have. After 2 weeks (!) she was finally allowed to go and the rumor is she got near death.

Not sure what was discussed by the medical staff in Germany to the general, but all I know is a week later I went in and the medical Colonel and mission support Colonel had been sent home overnight. Like, GTFOH, you're done. Very weird morning.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:53 pm That has to be a shock. I remember one of them crashed the week before our Air Show in 2016. They cancelled the rest of the season. Can't imagine how the squadron recovers and what the current commander is at fault for. There's usually a huge investigation where "good or and discipline" or "a loss of confidence" manifests resentment or something.

A couple colonels got schwacked by the general here recently. An Airman got sick here and didn't get medevac'd like she should have. After 2 weeks (!) she was finally allowed to go and the rumor is she got near death.

Not sure what was discussed by the medical staff in Germany to the general, but all I know is a week later I went in and the medical Colonel and mission support Colonel had been sent home overnight. Like, GTFOH, you're done. Very weird morning.
He was D.O., new Commander came in and his statement was discipline, culture, focus, morale went south based under this new C.O.'s leadership. So when they canned him, the speaker got the role but he was supposed to be rolling to his next assignment.

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When you hit Colonel you're a politician. That's kind of how it is.
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From the other thread ..

Hey Johnnie, what the heck is living in Saudi Arabia like?
A place I know nothing about. Can you go out much? Are you near a city, desert or beach? Have you found real beer?
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degenerasian wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:12 am From the other thread ..

Hey Johnnie, what the heck is living in Saudi Arabia like?
A place I know nothing about. Can you go out much? Are you near a city, desert or beach? Have you found real beer?
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A_B wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:14 am
degenerasian wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:12 am From the other thread ..

Hey Johnnie, what the heck is living in Saudi Arabia like?
A place I know nothing about. Can you go out much? Are you near a city, desert or beach? Have you found real beer?
Degen, WTF.
I know there are cities and deserts, I just want to know if hes near one or stuck on a base.
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