The 54th Super Bowl

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brian wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:18 pm
Jerloma wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:55 am That's really not that cool.
The New York Fucking Times respectfully disagrees.
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Bedbugs. Waaaaay cooler than offensive linemen.
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Of course Tom Brady is gonna try to upstage some shit.


(I post this knowing full well it’s probably a commercial or something)
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A_B wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:40 pm Of course Tom Brady is gonna try to upstage some shit.


(I post this knowing full well it’s probably a commercial or something)
That would have been a great prop bet.
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Hmm. Like when A-Rod opted out during the clinching game of the 2013 World Series. I can see it.
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This piece on Radio Row for the Super Bowl is great.

(And if you're a pessimist, might make you sick to your stomach that America's number one export these days is marketing and bullshit.)
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brian wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:44 am This piece on Radio Row for the Super Bowl is great.

(And if you're a pessimist, might make you sick to your stomach that America's number one export these days is marketing and bullshit.)
Jesus. It sounds like the AVN Expo with more whores.

Also, read that in Brian's voice because I listen to The Press Box.
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Could Tom Brady's cryptic tweet have been a tribute to Kobe Bryant?

From the hard hitting journalists at ESPN.
Brady, of course, could have corrected it all quickly on Thursday with a simple amendment to the post. He didn't, which means speculation will continue to swirl.

But I have a hard time believing that Brady, on the Thursday before the Super Bowl, would want to shift the focus on to himself. That runs counter to what I believe are the core beliefs of the quarterback and person I've covered the past 20 years.
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I'm really looking forward to Sunday's game because it's the first Superbowl in a long time where I actually like both teams.* I wouldn't really call myself a 49ers fan anymore, but they were my favorite team when I actually lived and died and with NFL games. (I almost got assaulted in a bar in upstate NY when they pulled off that massive playoff comeback against the Giants in 2003 -- good times.) And Mahomes is probably my favorite player to watch now.


*Last one that comes to mind is Superbowl XXXI. I actually liked the Patriots before Belichick turned them into a soulless death machine, and also was a fan of Favre before he turned into an aging drama queen.
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Pruitt wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:19 pm Could Tom Brady's cryptic tweet have been a tribute to Kobe Bryant?

From the hard hitting journalists at ESPN.
Brady, of course, could have corrected it all quickly on Thursday with a simple amendment to the post. He didn't, which means speculation will continue to swirl.

But I have a hard time believing that Brady, on the Thursday before the Super Bowl, would want to shift the focus on to himself. That runs counter to what I believe are the core beliefs of the quarterback and person I've covered the past 20 years.
I like Mike Reiss. Been reading him for quite a long time. He was very, very fair when on the Pats beat for the Boston Globe.

That being said, this was a post on the Patriots subreddit on the same day. Sure, parallel thoughts can exist and all that, but it's a hokey idea in the first place. Brady already made a post on social media for Kobe.

Doing this photo, with no words just means nothing. It's a post on a social media page. People are spinning themselves up over nothing.
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Jeep is going to sully the good name of Ned Ryerson and I am NOT here for it.
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A_B wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 4:51 pm Jeep is going to sully the good name of Ned Ryerson and I am NOT here for it.
They sure as heckfire better not.
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:02 pm
Pruitt wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:19 pm Could Tom Brady's cryptic tweet have been a tribute to Kobe Bryant?

From the hard hitting journalists at ESPN.
Brady, of course, could have corrected it all quickly on Thursday with a simple amendment to the post. He didn't, which means speculation will continue to swirl.

But I have a hard time believing that Brady, on the Thursday before the Super Bowl, would want to shift the focus on to himself. That runs counter to what I believe are the core beliefs of the quarterback and person I've covered the past 20 years.
I like Mike Reiss. Been reading him for quite a long time. He was very, very fair when on the Pats beat for the Boston Globe.

That being said, this was a post on the Patriots subreddit on the same day. Sure, parallel thoughts can exist and all that, but it's a hokey idea in the first place. Brady already made a post on social media for Kobe.

Doing this photo, with no words just means nothing. It's a post on a social media page. People are spinning themselves up over nothing.
Reiss is excellent. Company man enough to get a scoop and true journalist at the same time.
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There is a plane with a "re-elect Trump" banner flying overhead, so America has already lost today.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:38 pm There is a plane with a "re-elect Trump" banner flying overhead, so America has already lost today.
Two planes (keep America great, text trump to whatever). And I've now heard the "Tomahawk Chop" emanating from the stadium PA twice, in case you're wondering.

Is Hannity interviewing Trump on FOX yet?
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Two of those 100 year old veterans didn’t seem to be awake.
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I gotta admit. Seeing a Tuskeegee Airman gave me chills.
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rass wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:36 pm Two of those 100 year old veterans didn’t seem to be alive.
FTFY
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Did Google just shit in the punch bowl or what?
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:36 pm I gotta admit. Seeing a Tuskeegee Airman gave me chills.
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1/2 time show is a train wreck.
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Foo FIghters for Super Bowl LV
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Did edwzipper just shit in the punch bowl or what?
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rass wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:27 pm Did edwzipper just shit in the punch bowl or what?
I agree with latter.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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edwzipper wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:21 pm 1/2 time show is a train wreck.
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That pick by Mahomes was Winstonian.
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They had their chance and blew it off.
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Watching football on a Monday morning is dumb.
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Strange game. Chiefs cant throw and 49ers cant run.
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Oh. NOW you decide to hurry-up down 10 in the Super Bowl.
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I think that ball was short of the goal line.

Wheres goal line technology?
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85 yards.
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Lynch should fire Shanahan for that horrible clock mismanagement at the of the first half. They could have sealed the game at that point.
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duff wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:02 pm Lynch should fire Shanahan for that horrible clock mismanagement at the of the first half. They could have sealed the game at that point.
Calm down. Jesus they made the super bowl in year three they’re fine.
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