Swampcrash 2020 - STATUS UPDATE

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You should set up a twitter account so its like soccer tourney draws.
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If I could find a French guy, a Swampcrash legend from 2011, and a female celebrity, I'd stream it.
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Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:36 am If I could find a French guy, a Swampcrash legend from 2011, and a female celebrity, I'd stream it.
I can call Diamond real quick so he can fill the second role.
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Let's goooo.

I'll try and get some questions in in the next few days.

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OK, first I took the average weekly scores of everyone who has played in the last 3 NFL Swampcrashes and found the 8 best ones among this year's players. Then I randomized them and put them in list order into the divisions
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Then randomized a list of everyone else and filled them in to the rest of the slots in list order:

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WHOA. POT 1!
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Go fuck yourself Ryan.

Alright setting our eyes on the Wild Card...
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Finally, assigned the random list of teams. (Got one legit match, right?)
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Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:19 am Finally, assigned the random list of teams. (Got one legit match, right?)

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I'll pay you real money if you assign Jerloma to the Seahawks.
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We can't trade teams, right Brian? Fuck it. I can be Stafford. Always thought he was grossly underappreciated.
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A_B wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:13 amWHOA. POT 1!
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I’m in the first year of a rebuilding process so...
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Added the rankings in parenthesis (this is just the rank among the 32 playing this year). An N/A means I didn't have you on the list from the last 3 games, or you changed handles and I forgot, or I just missed it.

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And with that, we can get started when the questions come in. I don't have specific Swampers slotted in specific weeks yet, but I can do that soon and figure out who's on the hook for Week 1, 2, etc and maybe piecemeal it together as we go.
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This is a good day.
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Neat: I got my real team in my real division.

Not neat: fucking Diamond.
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Yeah, I feel like I'll help round things out, though. I remember not being terribly good at this the one time I played.

That was before it got all serious and shit.
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BSF21 wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:34 pm ...fuck...Diamond.
Damn. You gonna take that shit, Diamond?
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I'll take the town where I was married in one of its suburbs.
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We're gonna need a QB.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:20 am We can't trade teams, right Brian? Fuck it. I can be Stafford. Always thought he was grossly underappreciated.
I'll keep the team that's actually won something in my lifetime.
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A_B wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:13 amWHOA. POT 1!
AB is clearly the host country in this tournament.
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The Sybian wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:59 pm
A_B wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:13 amWHOA. POT 1!
AB is clearly the host country in this tournament.
Harsh. But fair.
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Emails just went out to the people who are on the hook for questions during the first four weeks. Check whatever accounts you've used in the past for Swampcrash just in case.

Still waiting on addresses from Rex, Zipper, and HaulCitgo - I sent a pm a couple days ago but now I see they're stuck in the outbox.

Preseason week coming next Monday just to test things out.
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I front-loaded it with people I trust. Whoops.
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Dammit.
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Just sent mine over from my Gmail account. Just to be a teacher's pet I gave you a third question.
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I'll get them sent by EOD.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:17 am Just sent mine over from my Gmail account. Just to be a teacher's pet I gave you a third question.
Did not get
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Ryan wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:34 am
L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:17 am Just sent mine over from my Gmail account. Just to be a teacher's pet I gave you a third question.
Did not get
Whoops. Forgot the "T". Some dude is going to be really confused.
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Will have to you by Friyay
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Questions written, researched and submitted.
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That now makes 3 questions I've gotten that basically mirror ones I already planned on for myself. You guys are getting good.
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sorry/thanks?
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I'm here. Owe an email. Will submit questions promptly. Not due yet right. Good to see a couple.
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Yeah if you want to wait until my preseason week to see what its like, that’s fine
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