SWAMPCRASH 2020 - Week One, Dipshit

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:41 pm

Also, a peek into the control room - to go back and find past threads, I open all the previous seasons spreadsheets and find what I think will be a unique keyword to search on. For Week 1, 2014, I used "John Danks"

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:48 pm

Q6 - FROM BFJ - Name any of the players pictured below, all with an 11-letter last name, that played for the Toronto Blue Jays (12)

CORRECT
Chuck Hartenstein (1) - BFJ
Mark Rzepczynski (1) - Bronto
Scot Schoenweis (1) - Rex
Shea Hillenbrand (3) - Giff, Rush, Wlulax
Todd Stottlemyre (7) - Carwash, Chedda, DSafe, Gunpowder, Mister D, Pruitt, Sabo
Edwin Encarnacion (9) - AB, Bengal, Brian, Diamond, Duff, GoodKarma, NO3L, Nonlinear, Sancarlos

INCORRECT (14)
Dan Quisenberry - HaulCitgo, Jerloma
Paul Goldschmidt - Cerrano
Robert Oppenheimer - BSF
Tony Fernandezzz - LJam
Christensen - PDX
No Answer - Rass, Shirley, Syb

LEFTOVERS
Adeiny Hechevarria
Darin Mastroianni
Frank Catalanotto
Lee Gronkiewicz
Mark Hendrickson
Valerio de los Santos

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:50 pm

Q7 - Name an NBA team that either beat a Michael Jordan team in the playoffs or took them to the decisive 5th or 7th game in a series (7)

CORRECT
Celtics (4) - Bronto, GoodKarma, Rush, Wlulax
Knicks (4) - Bengal, Mister D, Rex, Syb
Pacers (5) - BSF, Duff, Giff, LJam, Rass
Cavaliers (6) - DSafe, HaulCitgo, Jerloma, Sabo, Sancarlos, Shirley
Pistons (12) - AB, BFJ, Brian, Carwash, Cerrano, Chedda, Diamond, Gunpowder, NO3L, Nonlinear, PDX, Pruitt

INCORRECT (17)
None

LEFTOVERS
Bucks
Magic

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:55 pm

Q8 - Including successor teams that formed from the breakups of previous countries, name any national team that made or will definitely make its FIFA (Men's) World Cup debut from 2002-2022 (15)

CORRECT
Angola (1) - Jerloma
Cote d'Ivoire (1) - GoodKarma
Czechia (1) - Rex
Slovakia (1) - Carwash
Trinidad & Tobago (1) - Syb
Bosnia & Herzegovina (2) - LJam, Sabo
Ukraine (2) - Duff, Rush
Iceland (3) - Bengal, Brian, DSafe
Panama (3) - Giff, Sancarlos, Wlulax
Qatar (4) - Bronto, Cerrano, HaulCitgo, Mister D
Slovenia (4) - Gunpowder, Nonlinear, Pruitt, Shirley

INCORRECT (9)
Jamaica, 1998 - Chedda, NO3L
Costa Rica, 1990 - AB
Israel, 1970 - BFJ
Kazakhstan, never - BSF
Croatia, 1998 - Diamond
Honduras, 1982 - PDX
South Sudan, never - Rass

LEFTOVERS
Ghana
Togo
Serbia & Montenegro
Serbia

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:58 pm

Q9 - FROM RASS - Phil Mickelson is (appropriately enough) currently second place all-time for the number of second-place finishes in major tournaments, with 11. Name one of the courses where Phil came in second in a major (10)

CORRECT
Atlanta Athletic Club (1) - Rass
Merion (1) - Diamond
Shinnecock Hills (1) - Nonlinear
Royal Troon (1) - AB
Bethpage Black (2) - DSafe, LJam
Winged Foot (2) -Rex, Wlulax
Pinehurst No. 2 (4) - BFJ, Brian, Bronto, Sabo
Augusta (10) - Chedda, Duff, GoodKarma, Gunpowder, HaulCitgo, Jerloma, NO3L, Rush, Sancarlos, Shirley

INCORRECT (15)
Pebble Beach - Carwash, Giff, PDX, Pruitt
Baltusrol - Cerrano, Mister D, Syb
St Andrews - Bengal
Torrey Pines - BSF

LEFTOVERS
Royal St. George's
Valhalla

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:59 pm

Fucking British courses.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:03 pm

Would just having said Pinehurst counted?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:04 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:03 pm Would just having said Pinehurst counted?

I won't speak for the Commish, but #2 is the only course that has hosted a Men's major I believe.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:04 pm

Q10 - Name any defensive player selected in the top 10 of any NFL draft since 2000 that was named a first-team NFL All-Pro more than once (11)

CORRECT
Eric Berry (1) - Rex
Von Miller (1) - Sancarlos
Julius Peppers (1) - LJam
Patrick Peterson (1) - Diamond
Brian Urlacher (1) - DSafe
Luke Kuechly (2) - Bronto, Sabo
Khalil Mack (2) - Mister D, NO3L
Ndamukong Suh (3) - Cerrano, Chedda, Duff

INCORRECT (8)
JJ Watt (drafted 11th) - BSF, Nonlinear, Shirley, Wlulax
Aaron Donald (13th) - Brian, HaulCitgo, Rass
Jadeveon Clowney (no All-Pros) - Carwash, Syb
Joe Thomas (offense) - Jerloma, Rush
Mario Williams (1 All-Pro) - Giff, Pruitt
Troy Polamalu (16th) - Bengal, PDX
Dwight Freeney (11th) - Gunpowder
Darrelle Revis (14th) - AB
Terrell Suggs (1 All-Pro) - GoodKarma

LEFTOVERS
Kevin Williams
Richard Seymour
Stephon Gilmore

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:04 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:04 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:03 pm Would just having said Pinehurst counted?
I won't speak for the Commish, but #2 is the only course that has hosted a Men's major I believe.

Totally would have counted it

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:05 pm

Oh for fuckssake, NOT POLOMALU? How is that even possible?

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:05 pm

FINAL SCORES

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:08 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:05 pm Oh for fuckssake, NOT POLOMALU? How is that even possible?

Before Devin Bush at 10 last year, the Steelers haven't even HAD a 1st round pick in the top 10 that they used since Plaxico in 2008. Before that it was 1989. I hate them so much.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:09 pm

Phil Mickelson saves my ass.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:11 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:09 pm Phil Mickelson saves my ass.

Yo tambien.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:11 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:08 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:05 pm Oh for fuckssake, NOT POLOMALU? How is that even possible?
Before Devin Bush at 10 last year, the Steelers haven't even HAD a 1st round pick in the top 10 that they used since Plaxico in 2008. Before that it was 1989. I hate them so much.

Ah, fuck, I just assumed he was taken top 10. I suck at this.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:11 pm

I don't know if this changes anything, but I'm almost positive I said Pacers, not Knicks.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:12 pm

Those scores don't seem to add up, Ryan, at least for mine and sybs second half.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:14 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:11 pm I don't know if this changes anything, but I'm almost positive I said Pacers, not Knicks.

Yep - final scores fixed

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:16 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:12 pm Those scores don't seem to add up, Ryan, at least for mine and sybs second half.

How so

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:18 pm

Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:58 pm Baltusrol - Cerrano, Mister D, Syb

ha

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:20 pm

Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:16 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:12 pm Those scores don't seem to add up, Ryan, at least for mine and sybs second half.
How so

I seem to have 39 and I come up with 42 for syb. i don't think it affects our match.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:20 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:11 pm I don't know if this changes anything, but I'm almost positive I said Pacers, not Knicks.

Good match, you son of a b.

duff · Post by **duff** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:20 pm

Tale of two halves DSafe. I am just better than you. #MJF

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:22 pm

rass wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:18 pm
Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:58 pm Baltusrol - Cerrano, Mister D, Syb
ha

9. Has to be baltusral if my NJ bruh is asking.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:23 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:20 pm
Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:16 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:12 pm Those scores don't seem to add up, Ryan, at least for mine and sybs second half.
How so
I seem to have 39 and I come up with 42 for syb. i don't think it affects our match.

Might have had a typo in the reveal but the spreadsheet is good

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:28 pm

Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:23 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:20 pm
Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:16 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:12 pm Those scores don't seem to add up, Ryan, at least for mine and sybs second half.
How so
I seem to have 39 and I come up with 42 for syb. i don't think it affects our match.
Might have had a typo in the reveal but the spreadsheet is good

I mean i don't want to be an ass, but for the second half it does not look like there is a typo:

AB 9,12,9,1,8
Syb 14,4,1,15,8

Just want to make sure there aren't errors for anyone else and WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE WEEKLY AVERAGE TIEBREAKER

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:33 pm

At his roast - "how loved in the Swamp is AB? They all took care not to say Kentucky in a rather obvious spot..."

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:34 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:33 pm At his roast - "how loved in the Swamp is AB? They all took care not to say Kentucky in a rather obvious spot..."

Don't think I didn't notice.

But it's probably because everyone figured everyone else would go with the answer to stick it to me!

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:35 pm

So yes, there can be a spreadsheet error. (Wrong answers in Q9 were being given 12 instead of 15)

NEW FINALS

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:37 pm

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:39 pm

Rex with the Fantasy Football Scheduling Bad Beat of the Week Sponsored by Draftkings(TM)

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:40 pm

That has to be one of the best halves of all time, right?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:42 pm

Giff wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:40 pm That has to be one of the best halves of all time, right?

I'd imagine so, but he also would have beaten anyone else this week, which is what I was referring to.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:45 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:39 pm Rex with the Fantasy Football Scheduling Bad Beat of the Week Sponsored by Draftkings(TM)

Kentucky would have gotten me the win!

I'm Trusting the Process here. That's a pretty tidy back-9

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:49 pm

I'm just bummed we aren't going to see the South Sudan Gushing Derricks in the probably canceled WC in Qatar.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:49 pm

Yeah, I protested my own answer there.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:55 pm

Did you mark my wrong answer on q10? I don't see it there.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:01 pm

bfj wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:55 pm Did you mark my wrong answer on q10? I don't see it there.

Yes, just forgot to type it. Only one All-Pro appearance for Jalen Ramsey.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:21 pm

Rex wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:45 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:39 pm Rex with the Fantasy Football Scheduling Bad Beat of the Week Sponsored by Draftkings(TM)
Kentucky would have gotten me the win!

I'm Trusting the Process here. That's a pretty tidy back-9

Good game, if only I could read!