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SWAMPCRASH 2020 - Week Two
Moderators: Shirley, Sabo, brian, rass, DaveInSeattle
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Everyone but the comedian is in.
We have 6 games decided by 5 points or less, and you won't want to miss this week's halftime performance. Tune in at 1.
We have 6 games decided by 5 points or less, and you won't want to miss this week's halftime performance. Tune in at 1.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Welcome everybody to the Week 2 NFL Swampcrash pregame show, sponsored by Jncos. I'm the lesser accomplished Jim Brown and here with me today are three generic football guys from 20 years ago and Nate Burleson, for some reason.
I used to play with Calvin Johnson. I know him.
That's incredible, Nate. But let's just skip the formalities and get right into the games. There are some good ones this week, all kicking off at 1 pm, defiant in the face of the coronavirus shutdown. Bill, you coached in the NFL at one point which for some reason means that you must always be referred to as "Coach". Coach, which game are you most interested in watching today?
Well there are a ton of good ones today but the game that stands out to me is Sabo traveling to face Rex at Epstein Stadium. Rex put up an incredible 8 points last week in the 2nd half but was still a hardluck loser to Rush, 49-44. Well, now he gets to take on Sabo, who played a dominant game last week against L-Jam, putting a 46 on the board. Life is tough in Swampcrash but that's what these guys signed up for. Who can stay disciplined on special teams? That's who is probably going to win this one. I'm taking Rex to put one in the win column this week.
Hot shit from Hall of Fame coach Bill Cowher.
Remember when we did that on set? The Hall of Fame thing?
God damn it Coach, we remember.
I wasn't sure because, haha, you got hit in the head a lot!
*all laughing*
OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HIM COACH! LOL
*Boomer's soul that was sucked out by Cowher gets up and re-enters his body*
Well, if you guys wanna know what I think...
We don't
....well I think that Diamond is going to beat Gunpowder this week. Diamond is disciplined and plays good football, while Gunpowder is not disciplined and plays, you know, bad football.
Incredible insight.
Coach you're killing people today! You ARE the coronavirus!
*coughs*
What the fuck?
Is it hot in here? I'm sweating bullets.
....hey why don't you guys check on Zipper's game?
Apparently I'm just now receiving word that Zipper is forfeiting this week due to the ongoing epidemic. Coach this isn't funny anymore what in the actual fuck is going on?
*spitting everywhere*
They're already infected. You're all already infected. I AM HALL OF FAMER WILLIAM LAIRD COWHER
Damn it Coach, stop spitting on me!!
*shits khakis*
*chin out, gallons of spittle soaking the studio*
*coughs a mixture of blood, beaver piss and maple syrup*
Coach what the fuck you're going to kill us all! CUT TO THE GAMES!!!
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That was the best.
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Q1 - Name any national capital city located within 5 degrees east or west of the Prime Meridian (12)
NOTE: There are 6 in Europe and 6 in Africa.
NOTE: Dublin is somehow the 13th closest
CORRECT
Accra, Ghana (1) - GoodKarma
Andorra la Vella, Andorra (1) - Chedda
Brussels, Belgium (1) - Brian
Lome, Togo (1) - Gunpowder
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso (1) - LJam
London, UK (3) - Bengal, NO3L, Rush
Madrid, Spain (4) - BSF, Mister D, Rex, Shirley
Algiers, Algieria (5) - AB, Nonlinear, PDX, Pruitt, Sabo
Paris, France (6) - DSafe, Duff, Giff, Sancarlos, Syb, Wlulax
INCORRECT (11)
Lisbon (9° W) - Cerrano, Rass
Rabat (6° W) - Carwash
Oslo (10° E) - HaulCitgo
Rome (12° E) - Bronto
Praia (23° W) - Diamond
Cairo (31° E) - Jerloma
Barcelona (not the capital)
LEFTOVERS
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Niamey, Niger
Porto Novo, Benin
NOTE: There are 6 in Europe and 6 in Africa.
NOTE: Dublin is somehow the 13th closest
CORRECT
Accra, Ghana (1) - GoodKarma
Andorra la Vella, Andorra (1) - Chedda
Brussels, Belgium (1) - Brian
Lome, Togo (1) - Gunpowder
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso (1) - LJam
London, UK (3) - Bengal, NO3L, Rush
Madrid, Spain (4) - BSF, Mister D, Rex, Shirley
Algiers, Algieria (5) - AB, Nonlinear, PDX, Pruitt, Sabo
Paris, France (6) - DSafe, Duff, Giff, Sancarlos, Syb, Wlulax
INCORRECT (11)
Lisbon (9° W) - Cerrano, Rass
Rabat (6° W) - Carwash
Oslo (10° E) - HaulCitgo
Rome (12° E) - Bronto
Praia (23° W) - Diamond
Cairo (31° E) - Jerloma
Barcelona (not the capital)
LEFTOVERS
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Niamey, Niger
Porto Novo, Benin
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Q2 - FROM DSAFE - Name any movie that Bruce Willis has acted in that surpassed $100m in domestic box office earnings (12)
NOTE - Includes voice roles and does not account for inflation
CORRECT
Oceans 12 (1) - GoodKarma
Split (1) - AB
Die Hard (2) - Gunpowder, PDX
Over the Hedge (2) - BFJ, Diamond
Pulp Fiction (2) - Jerloma, Rush
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (2) - Sabo, Syb
The Sixth Sense (4) - Bengal, Chedda, Mister D, Rex
Die Hard 2 (5) - Bronto, Cerrano, HaulCitgo, Sancarlos, Shirley
Look Who's Talking (5) - Carwash, Giff, LJam, NO3L, Rass
Armageddon (6) - Brian, DSafe, Duff, Nonlinear, Pruitt, Wlulax
INCORRECT (11)
Looper ($66M) - BSF
LEFTOVERS
Live Free or Die Hard
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Glass
The LEGO Movie 2
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
NOTE - Includes voice roles and does not account for inflation
CORRECT
Oceans 12 (1) - GoodKarma
Split (1) - AB
Die Hard (2) - Gunpowder, PDX
Over the Hedge (2) - BFJ, Diamond
Pulp Fiction (2) - Jerloma, Rush
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (2) - Sabo, Syb
The Sixth Sense (4) - Bengal, Chedda, Mister D, Rex
Die Hard 2 (5) - Bronto, Cerrano, HaulCitgo, Sancarlos, Shirley
Look Who's Talking (5) - Carwash, Giff, LJam, NO3L, Rass
Armageddon (6) - Brian, DSafe, Duff, Nonlinear, Pruitt, Wlulax
INCORRECT (11)
Looper ($66M) - BSF
LEFTOVERS
Live Free or Die Hard
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Glass
The LEGO Movie 2
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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LETS DO THIS
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Q3 - Name a letter of the Greek alphabet whose modern uppercase form does not match any uppercase letter from our alphabet (10)
CORRECT
Sigma Σ (1) - GoodKarma
Xi Ξ (1) - NO3L
Gamma Γ (2) - Nonlinear, Rass
Theta Θ (2) - Carwash, Diamond
Delta Δ (3) - Bengal, Giff, Sancarlos
Omega Ω (4) - Brian, Bronto, Chedda, PDX
Phi Φ (4) - DSafe, Jerloma, Mister D, Shirley
Lambda Λ (5) - AB, Cerrano, Duff, Gunpowder, Pruitt
Psi Ψ (6) - BFJ, Rex, Rush, Sabo, Syb, Wlulax
INCORRECT (11)
Mu (M) - BSF
AE - HaulCitgo
Omicron (O) - LJam
LEFTOVERS
Pi! Π
CORRECT
Sigma Σ (1) - GoodKarma
Xi Ξ (1) - NO3L
Gamma Γ (2) - Nonlinear, Rass
Theta Θ (2) - Carwash, Diamond
Delta Δ (3) - Bengal, Giff, Sancarlos
Omega Ω (4) - Brian, Bronto, Chedda, PDX
Phi Φ (4) - DSafe, Jerloma, Mister D, Shirley
Lambda Λ (5) - AB, Cerrano, Duff, Gunpowder, Pruitt
Psi Ψ (6) - BFJ, Rex, Rush, Sabo, Syb, Wlulax
INCORRECT (11)
Mu (M) - BSF
AE - HaulCitgo
Omicron (O) - LJam
LEFTOVERS
Pi! Π
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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God, I totally misread the Greek Letter question. Punch me in the kidneys.
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I didn't know Bruce Willis was in Look Who's Talking.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Voice of the baby.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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that's literally who was talking
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Ohhh...no shit.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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He plays a younger character than he actually was when it filmed. Movie magic.
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Q4 - FROM PDX - The image below shows examples of birds from the Corvidae family. Name one of the general species that belongs to this family (9)
NOTE: General species here means "Cardinal" or "Pelican" instead of "Northern Cardinal" or "Zion's Pelican". Not all answers are represented in the picture
CORRECT
Chough (1) - PDX
Crow (4) - Duff, GoodKarma, Pruitt, Syb
Raven (5) - BFJ, BSF, Jerloma, LJam, Nonlinear
Magpie (8) - Carwash, Cerrano, Diamond, Giff, Rass, Sabo, Sancarlos, Shirley
Jay (9) - AB, Brian, Bronto, Chedda, Mister D, NO3L, Rex, Rush, Wlulax
INCORRECT (14)
Finch - Bengal, HaulCitgo
Starling - DSafe
Oriole - Gunpowder
LEFTOVERS
Rook
Jackdaw
Treepie
Nutcracker
NOTE: General species here means "Cardinal" or "Pelican" instead of "Northern Cardinal" or "Zion's Pelican". Not all answers are represented in the picture
CORRECT
Chough (1) - PDX
Crow (4) - Duff, GoodKarma, Pruitt, Syb
Raven (5) - BFJ, BSF, Jerloma, LJam, Nonlinear
Magpie (8) - Carwash, Cerrano, Diamond, Giff, Rass, Sabo, Sancarlos, Shirley
Jay (9) - AB, Brian, Bronto, Chedda, Mister D, NO3L, Rex, Rush, Wlulax
INCORRECT (14)
Finch - Bengal, HaulCitgo
Starling - DSafe
Oriole - Gunpowder
LEFTOVERS
Rook
Jackdaw
Treepie
Nutcracker
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Referees are now frantically running out on the field to stop play in advance of Q5...
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Turns out that I forgot to include the pretty important words "North American" in the music festival question. By the time I realized it, there wasn't enough time to ensure that everyone who gave a reasonable European answer could pick again, so I'm just throwing this one out. The answers were:
Astrodome Jazz
Bonnaroo
Coachella
Desert Trip
Lollapalooza
Monterey International Pop Music
Newport Folk
Newport Jazz
Outside Lands
Tibetan Freedom Concert
US Festival
Woodstock
Astrodome Jazz
Bonnaroo
Coachella
Desert Trip
Lollapalooza
Monterey International Pop Music
Newport Folk
Newport Jazz
Outside Lands
Tibetan Freedom Concert
US Festival
Woodstock
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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Literally the only time I've ever gotten a 0.
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HALFTIME!
SCORES
THIS WEEK IN SWAMPCRASH HISTORY
Moment of the Week (2009!!) - The late Shrew with the obscure one-point pull on the U.S. Federal Holiday question:
SCORES
THIS WEEK IN SWAMPCRASH HISTORY
Moment of the Week (2009!!) - The late Shrew with the obscure one-point pull on the U.S. Federal Holiday question:
Quote of the Week (2014) - Holy shitChristmas (1) - Shrew
Out of Context Quote of the Week (2016) - MeAB wrote:And so much for thinking all mine were right. SCREW YOU CORONA.
Everyone definitely alive is in.
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Sp prescient, so clean.
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Shrew died?
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Jerloma was in a bad place for a long while, guys.
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Announced on Twitter.
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Q6 - According to baseball-reference, name one of the top 10 players in career offensive WAR for the Cleveland Indians franchise (10)
CORRECT
Lou Boudreau (1) - Sabo
Tris Speaker (1) - Pruitt
Larry Doby (2) - Diamond, GoodKarma
Kenny Lofton (5) - Gunpowder, Mister D, Nonlinear, Rex, Wlulax
Jim Thome (6) - BFJ, Chedda, Duff, HaulCitgo, Rush, Syb
INCORRECT (11)
Albert Belle (16th) - AB, Brian, Carwash, Cerrano, DSafe, Giff, Rass, Shirley
Al Rosen (12th) - LJam, Sancarlos
Travis Hafner (23rd) - BSF
Jason Kipnis (24th) - Bronto
Jose Ramirez (28th) - NO3L
Rocky Colavito (36th) - Bengal
Robbie Alomar (39th) - Jerloma
Johnson (none in the top 200) - PDX
LEFTOVERS
Earl Averill
Shoeless Joe Jackson
Joe Sewell
Manny Ramirez
Literally Had the Team Named For Him At One Point Nap Lajoie
CORRECT
Lou Boudreau (1) - Sabo
Tris Speaker (1) - Pruitt
Larry Doby (2) - Diamond, GoodKarma
Kenny Lofton (5) - Gunpowder, Mister D, Nonlinear, Rex, Wlulax
Jim Thome (6) - BFJ, Chedda, Duff, HaulCitgo, Rush, Syb
INCORRECT (11)
Albert Belle (16th) - AB, Brian, Carwash, Cerrano, DSafe, Giff, Rass, Shirley
Al Rosen (12th) - LJam, Sancarlos
Travis Hafner (23rd) - BSF
Jason Kipnis (24th) - Bronto
Jose Ramirez (28th) - NO3L
Rocky Colavito (36th) - Bengal
Robbie Alomar (39th) - Jerloma
Johnson (none in the top 200) - PDX
LEFTOVERS
Earl Averill
Shoeless Joe Jackson
Joe Sewell
Manny Ramirez
Literally Had the Team Named For Him At One Point Nap Lajoie
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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That's the one, right?
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Q7 - Okay, nevermind about Sergei Zubov but Hockey Hall of Fame, played into the 2010s, etc)
CORRECT
Mike Modano (1) - Giff
Chris Chelios (2) - Carwash, Sabo
Paul Kariya (2) - Rex, Wlulax
Nicklas Lidstrom (2) - Brian, GoodKarma
Peter Forsberg (4) - Bronto, Diamond, Rass, Sancarlos
Teemu Selanne (4) - Gunpowder, Jerloma, Mister D, Nonlinear
Martin St. Louis (4) - Chedda, DSafe, Ljam, Rush
Marin Brodeur (5) - BFJ, BSF, NO3L, Pruitt, Syb
INCORRECT (10)
Jarome Iginla (not yet eligible) - Cerrano, Duff
Jaromir Jagr (not yet eligible) - Bengal, PDX
Mario Lemieux (retired 2006) - HaulCitgo
Joe Sakic (retired 2009, someone should have mentioned that) - AB
Rod Brind'Amour (not in the HOF) - Shirley
LEFTOVERS
Chris Pronger
Mark Recchi
Rob Blake
Scott Niedermayer
CORRECT
Mike Modano (1) - Giff
Chris Chelios (2) - Carwash, Sabo
Paul Kariya (2) - Rex, Wlulax
Nicklas Lidstrom (2) - Brian, GoodKarma
Peter Forsberg (4) - Bronto, Diamond, Rass, Sancarlos
Teemu Selanne (4) - Gunpowder, Jerloma, Mister D, Nonlinear
Martin St. Louis (4) - Chedda, DSafe, Ljam, Rush
Marin Brodeur (5) - BFJ, BSF, NO3L, Pruitt, Syb
INCORRECT (10)
Jarome Iginla (not yet eligible) - Cerrano, Duff
Jaromir Jagr (not yet eligible) - Bengal, PDX
Mario Lemieux (retired 2006) - HaulCitgo
Joe Sakic (retired 2009, someone should have mentioned that) - AB
Rod Brind'Amour (not in the HOF) - Shirley
LEFTOVERS
Chris Pronger
Mark Recchi
Rob Blake
Scott Niedermayer
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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Holy Horseballs. That's probably the only reason I even thought of Sakic, to be honest.
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I knew I was cutting it close with Al Rosen.
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Q8 - Name any UConn or Tennesee player to be named Most Outstanding Player of the NCAA WOMEN'S Basketball Tournament since 1990 (10)
CORRECT
Swin Cash (1) - Gunpowder
Maya Moore (1) - Bengal
Breanna Stewart (1) - DSafe
Diana Taurasi (2) - NO3L, Shirley
Chamique Holdsclaw (6) - AB, Carwash, Diamond, Giff, LJam, Nonlinear
Candace Parker (6) - BSF, GoodKarma, HaulCitgo, Mister D, Rex, Sancarlos
Rebecca Lobo (7) - Bronto, Cerrano, Jerloma, Rass, Rush, Syb, Wlulax
INCORRECT (12)
Sue Bird - Chedda, Duff, Sabo
Tamika Catchings - Brian
...
Cheryl Miller - PDX
...
...
...
Rudy Gay - BFJ
...
...
...
...
...
...
Sasha Grey - Pruitt
LEFTOVERS
Michelle Marciniak
Shea Ralph
Tina Charles
CORRECT
Swin Cash (1) - Gunpowder
Maya Moore (1) - Bengal
Breanna Stewart (1) - DSafe
Diana Taurasi (2) - NO3L, Shirley
Chamique Holdsclaw (6) - AB, Carwash, Diamond, Giff, LJam, Nonlinear
Candace Parker (6) - BSF, GoodKarma, HaulCitgo, Mister D, Rex, Sancarlos
Rebecca Lobo (7) - Bronto, Cerrano, Jerloma, Rass, Rush, Syb, Wlulax
INCORRECT (12)
Sue Bird - Chedda, Duff, Sabo
Tamika Catchings - Brian
...
Cheryl Miller - PDX
...
...
...
Rudy Gay - BFJ
...
...
...
...
...
...
Sasha Grey - Pruitt
LEFTOVERS
Michelle Marciniak
Shea Ralph
Tina Charles
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I had maya moore typed in then thought it was too recent since she had been in the news. This game kills me.
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How the fuck did Tamika Catchings not win!
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Q9 - FROM BRONTO - Joe Burrow set the single-season record for passing efficiency (202.0) in 2019. Name a player in the top 50 in FBS single-season passing efficiency who played before the year 2000. (8)
NOTE: Correct answers represent Tulsa, Georgia Tech, Penn State, Tulane, Florida, and BYU three times
CORRECT
Kerry Collins (1) - Diamond
Steve Sarkisian (1) - Bronto
Shaun King (3) - Chedda, Gunpowder, Rush
Jim McMahon (3) - Pruitt, Rex, Sabo
Danny Wuerffel (3) - AB, DSafe, NO3L
Ty Detmer (12) - Bengal, Carwash, Cerrano, Duff, GoodKarma, HaulCitgo, LJam, Mister D, Rass, Shirley, Syb, Wlulax
INCORRECT (17 big ones)
Steve Young - Brian, Jerloma
Tim Tebow - BFJ
Ryan Leaf - BSF
Koy Detmer - Giff
Drew Brees - Nonlinear
Robbie Bosco - PDX
Gifford Nielsen - Sancarlos
LEFTOVERS
Joe Hamilton
Jerry Rhome
NOTE: Correct answers represent Tulsa, Georgia Tech, Penn State, Tulane, Florida, and BYU three times
CORRECT
Kerry Collins (1) - Diamond
Steve Sarkisian (1) - Bronto
Shaun King (3) - Chedda, Gunpowder, Rush
Jim McMahon (3) - Pruitt, Rex, Sabo
Danny Wuerffel (3) - AB, DSafe, NO3L
Ty Detmer (12) - Bengal, Carwash, Cerrano, Duff, GoodKarma, HaulCitgo, LJam, Mister D, Rass, Shirley, Syb, Wlulax
INCORRECT (17 big ones)
Steve Young - Brian, Jerloma
Tim Tebow - BFJ
Ryan Leaf - BSF
Koy Detmer - Giff
Drew Brees - Nonlinear
Robbie Bosco - PDX
Gifford Nielsen - Sancarlos
LEFTOVERS
Joe Hamilton
Jerry Rhome
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A weird youtube rabbit hole I crawled down was NHL retirement/last game clips a few months ago. Probably wouldn't have been able to come up with anything otherwise.Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:52 pm Q7 - Okay, nevermind about Sergei Zubov but Hockey Hall of Fame, played into the 2010s, etc)
CORRECT
Mike Modano (1) - Giff
Chris Chelios (2) - Carwash, Sabo
Paul Kariya (2) - Rex, Wlulax
Nicklas Lidstrom (2) - Brian, GoodKarma
Peter Forsberg (4) - Bronto, Diamond, Rass, Sancarlos
Teemu Selanne (4) - Gunpowder, Jerloma, Mister D, Nonlinear
Martin St. Louis (4) - Chedda, DSafe, Ljam, Rush
Marin Brodeur (5) - BFJ, BSF, NO3L, Pruitt, Syb
INCORRECT (10)
Jarome Iginla (not yet eligible) - Cerrano, Duff
Jaromir Jagr (not yet eligible) - Bengal, PDX
Mario Lemieux (retired 2006) - HaulCitgo
Joe Sakic (retired 2009, someone should have mentioned that) - AB
Rod Brind'Amour (not in the HOF) - Shirley
LEFTOVERS
Chris Pronger
Mark Recchi
Rob Blake
Scott Niedermayer
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Q10 - FROM REX - Name a team that has played in MORE THAN ONE postseason game against the Seattle Seahawks (10)
CORRECT
Bears (1) - Chedda
Dolphins (1) - Wlulax
Falcons (1) - Rex
Raiders (1) - LJam
Cowboys (2) - Bronto, Rass
Redskins (2) - Nonlinear, Pruitt
Saints (3) - Carwash, DSafe, Giff
Broncos (6) - Bengal, Brian, GoodKarma, Gunpowder, Sabo, Sancarlos
Packers (10) - AB, BFJ, Cerrano, Diamond, Duff, HaulCitgo, Jerloma, PDX, Rush, Syb
INCORRECT (15)
49ers - BSF, Mister D, NO3L
Steelers - Shirley
LEFTOVERS
Panthers
CORRECT
Bears (1) - Chedda
Dolphins (1) - Wlulax
Falcons (1) - Rex
Raiders (1) - LJam
Cowboys (2) - Bronto, Rass
Redskins (2) - Nonlinear, Pruitt
Saints (3) - Carwash, DSafe, Giff
Broncos (6) - Bengal, Brian, GoodKarma, Gunpowder, Sabo, Sancarlos
Packers (10) - AB, BFJ, Cerrano, Diamond, Duff, HaulCitgo, Jerloma, PDX, Rush, Syb
INCORRECT (15)
49ers - BSF, Mister D, NO3L
Steelers - Shirley
LEFTOVERS
Panthers
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holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: SWAMPCRASH 2020 - Week Two
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Chedda came in and fucked me up like Brazil is gonna do to Qatar. Host Country Seeding for sure.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Ooof. PDX really let me off the hook scoring only 2 less 2nd half points than Zipper. I didn't do much better.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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See you Monday. SCREW YOU CORONA.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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